Captain's log - Stardate 2261.923

I had a private chat with Uhura earlier and she reported that the grumblings regarding Bones' consort status have pretty much died down. The campaign of having the higher ranking ladies onboard inform the lower ranking ones that they're on the wrong ship to gain promotion by offering nothing but sex has obviously helped to some degree.

All for the best. I prefer a relatively happy crew and if I have to get it by air locking a few of the disgruntled ones? Well, it won't bother my sleep in the least.