It was a busy Tuesday afternoon. Sean wore his favorite grey cap, and he combed the fluff of green dyed hair that was showing on his forehead. He was going to play Jurassic World today for his fan's entertainment as well as for his own. "Alright, I think I'm prepared for another AWESOME game! I...am...the BOSS OF YOUTUBE, BRO!" He loudly asserted to himself while fisting the air vigorously. He strolled into his production room with a grin, he made sure his computer desk was clear and ready, thankfully, it was. Sean sat down on his chair, spun in a circle then grabbed his headphones. He flicked on the audio switch, pressed the power button, and straightened out his blue t-shirt. It had a design of a tornado with sharks in it.
The game he was playing was on the computer so camera displaying was easy, he always recorded his facial interactions for his viewers enjoyment. He checked his mic to make sure it was ready for action. Everything was good to go. JackSetpiceye mode activated! Jack slapped the air space in front of him and greeted his audience virtually, "Top o' the mornin' to ye, laddies! MY name is JackSepticeye and THIS IS NOT...HAPPY WHEEEELS! No, instead it is a brand new game, Jurassic World! This game in particular is from the recently released Jurassic World film. Let's hope the game is good because the movie was frankly, shit. Okay, LET'S GET STARTED!" Jack clicked the 'start' option on the title screen. The scenery in the video game was a giant dome which tourists and visitors were welcomed to learn about different species of dinosaurs. It zoomed in on a man running towards the doors of the dome as fast as he could. "Oh, shit, this guy's got some fookin' road runner feet going on. I wonder if THAT'S a sign of danger." Jack commented while looking at the recording camera, a brow jokingly raised.
The man in the game whipped open the doors and shouted, "It's loose! It-It escaped! Everybody GET OFF THE ISLAND!" Only a mere second later a loud roar was heard. Jack raised his eyebrows, silent. The game showed people fleeing around like headless chickens. The glass roof of the dome was suddenly shattered by the Indominous-Rex. Its giant, fierce jaws opened, releasing an echoing and powerful roar. The huge dinosaur snatched up a random victim and clamped down on them, blood splattering in various directions. The man who warned the people was the character Jack controlled. "Okay, well first of all this spiky-skinned motherfooker's bein' a pig! Ya big, nasty, dinodominous er whatever can KISS my ASS cause I am OUT of here! Good day, all you doomed families, cause NOPE! Not gettin' eaten today! Even though I am probably pretty tasty, hehe," Jack added with his lips twisted. He shook his head quickly at the screen. The Indominous-Rex was now targeting Jack's character, and the game displayed buttons which Jack pressed to run from the monstrous dinosaur and its open jaws only feet from snapping shut down onto the human character. Jack showed an over exaggerated expression of fear then shouted, "Run, RUN, faster dude, damn you!" The man dodged the chomp of the dinosaur's bite just in time thanks to Jack.
Jack sat in the back of his chair and sighed dramatically. He pointed to the screen and said, "I dodged that hungry bastard like a boss. That was TOO easy, give me a challenge, would you? I am champin' this game almost effortlessly!" His nose itched, so he scratched it with the apple he had on his desk, which was senseless. After about ten more minutes of gameplay the male character was surrounded by velociraptors. One of them screeched as they pounced at the guy in slow motion. The graphics were very good, nice and smooth. A button appeared on the screen. Jack was so surprised that he pushed the wrong button by mistake, causing the velociraptor to brutally maul Jack's character in seconds. Jack held each side of his face with his mouth agape. "That was bullshit! They should call this game Jurassic Assholes cause THAT was crazy! When did dinosaurs become so overly aggressive like gang members or somethin'? Jesus!" Jack clicked 'retry' and was much luckier the second time. His eyes were focused on the screen now, and he thought briefly how he really was only playing this crappy game for his subscribers. "Son of-JESUS BALLS! That tiny ass chicken sized dino is eatin' my legs! He's making a freakin' meal out of me! Get off'a me you weirdo!" Jack yelled with his left arm over his head, he knocked off his cap accidentally. The guy in the game was kicking at the compsognathus dinosaur.
"You know what's neat is that this particular dinosaur was only about three feet long, it was a small killer but really had the brains to fook your shit up! I know this cause I have recently been to a museum with facts and sculptures and bones and-and just TONS of really cool Jurassic period things. That experience was mostly the reason I decided to buy this game and play it. To like, see how their perspective compares, you know what I mean?" He spoke to the camera while motioning with his shoulders demonstratively, expressions of interest and impress passing on his face. It was a truly fun experience at the museum. He wished he had gone with somebody. He had two brothers and two sisters, and he invited each if them but they were either busy, had work, not interested, or simply didn't bother picking up the phone. Jack realized that he had been quiet for a while, which wasn't like JackSepticeye, so he spoke, "Well, ye know what? I think I'm gonna stop it here for this video. This is a game for those who really love to waste their time, not gonna lie, BUT hopefully you all found it fun and stuff anyway, maybe you guys like it. Don't know, your titled to your own opinion! If you DID like it PUNCH the 'like' button IN the face, LIKE A BOSS! Thanks for watchin' and I will see all you dudes in the next video!"
Jack high-fived the air and grinned his sweet, bright grin that everyone loved. After saying his outro he turned off the camera and took off his headphones. He would edit the video later, to add sound affects and cut out the boring beginning title sequence. To add to that, he'd never play this game again. It was ultimate shit. Sean stood up and stretched, arching his back to crack it a little with a small groan. "Now that I've finished that, lets see what badass shit's goin' on in this month. Nothing too exciting, I don't-" he paused when he saw that only in four days, on February 6th, the annual YouTube convention he was a VIP for was on the calendar. The most thrilling, fantastic, blood-pumping event that Sean was so shocked and happy to see. "NO FOOKIN' WAY! This is hardcore, I-I can't believe it! I haven't checked my calendar in forever! Awesome!" Sean shouted in joy, jumping up and down with a huge smile. He had been invited by the head producer, Carter Alhamm, who was in charge of everything YouTube had to offer. The producer also invited many other icons of YouTube. He was definitely going, it would be phenomenal. Sean was going to be a VIP guest, a sensation, he'd be nervous too though, honestly. Although, he'd see Felix, Bob, Wade, and Mark. It had been almost a whole year since he last saw Markiplier, his enlightenment who he was inspired by, face-to-face. Sean started packing right away, for he had a big trip ahead of him!
