"SONNY!" Natasha screamed.

Sonny had been so shocked by Owsla's words, he had almost dropped her. Snapping back to focus though, he was able to re-establish his grip before it was too late. Jumping from her seat, Nat hurried over on her injured legs and took Owsla from him.

Bucky looked equally horrified. "You almost dropped her dude."

Natasha, after retrieving the almost dropped infant, retreated to the other side of the room. Holding Owsla protectively in her arms she glared at him as she spoke. "You could have killed her!"

"But.. but- she just- she said-" Sonny continued to stammer in comprehensively. The stimulus of Owsla's words seeming to have short circuited the brain power he had left.

Ignoring him, Nat continued. "Your Owsla holding privileges are now revoked in till further notice!" she declared.

Finally, the goblin's brain rebooted and was able to form sentences once again. "She called me Mommy."

There was silence as they all paused. None of them could deny they had heard it loud and clear, so how could they explain the strange occurrence they had all heard? Deciding it was time to get to the bottom of this, Natasha was the first to step into action. Sitting in a dinning chair once again she plopped Owsla down on the table in front of her, starring at the creature suspiciously.

"Owsla, who is this?" Calmly reaching out to her right, she grabbed Sonny, positioning his face right in front of Owsla's line of sight.

It took Owsla a moment to recognize him but she cheerfully exclaimed "Mommy!" Without hesitation.

"No," Sonny shook his head. "Sonny. Son. E."

"Sonnie iz mommy!" The blue being replied.

"Wha-! No!" But the poor EDM star could only lower his head in defeat as the blue alien just kept laughing happily at him. Meanwhile another sound of merry was piercing the air.

Turning around, Nat found the source of the giggling in the corner. Bucky of course being the culprit. Natasha just shook her head as Sonny too turned to look at the blonde.

"That.. that... that thing... thinks you're it's mother!" Bucky barely made the words out in her fit of laughter.

"That thing has a name!" Sonny defended.

Bucky mustered up a straight face. "Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!" Sonny stood there for a second, an awkward pause separating his words as he blinked at her. "Owsla!"

This time they both laughed. Natasha trying to hide her wavering face behind her sleeve while Bucky openly burst out in a fit of giggles.

Nat couldn't stop her next comment from leaving her mouth. "That's only something it's mother would say." And finally she leaned her head back to laugh openly too, her and Bucky both struggling to breath between their chuckling.

Sonny's ears burned pink. "W-well, s-so what?" he stammered defensively. "She has MY logo on her forehead and the pod landed in MY backyard so obviously she's MY alien.. child... thing?"

The two teens struggled to regain their serious faces as Sonny sat back down at the dinning table, pouting.

A creature of opportunity, almost immediately Owsla called out to him as he sat down, "Mommy!" she said happily. And reaching out to him, the little being stood shakily on her little legs and took a few steps towards him before falling onto her knees into his waiting arms.

Completely forgetting about being embarrassed, the raven haired man squealed enthusiastically "Oh my god! She took her first steps!"

Natasha, having regained her composure, frowned uneasily. "Her development is surprisingly fast..."

"That's only 'cause she's the best alien on earth!" Sonny cooed.

His sibling rolled her eyes. "To our knowledge, she's the ONLY alien, idiot." Bucky had finally calmed down from her laughing fit too.

"Alright, listen here Owsla, I'm NOT your mommy. I'm... uh..."

"If she's 'yours' you'll have to be her guardian so why not just have her call you Dad?"

"That's... weird." Bucky made a face.

Sonny however, seemed to like Nat's suggestion. "Ok yeah. Owsla, I'm Dad."

"Mommy?" The blue creature blinked up at him with innocent hazel eyes.

"No, Daddy. Say it with me. Dah-de"

Owsla looked confused. "Dahdy?" As if searching for something, the alien looked around and started to cry. "Dahdy!"

"Sonny!" Natasha scolded.

"Good job, 'Dad'." Bucky nodded, watching as everything went to hell in a hand basket, just as she had predicted. I mean, her brother + infant alien. She was just waiting for this to go bad.

Meanwhile Sonny started to panic with the screaming child in his arms. "What'da I-? What? What do I do?" Sonny was actually starting to cry himself.

Natasha rolled her eyes and taking the screaming child from him, put Owsla on her shoulder. Bouncing lightly as she slowly rocked side to side, Nat stroked the sobbing child's back soothingly as she murmured comforting words. Sonny and Bucky watched in amazement as Owsla's cries and screams began to subside in no time. Soon, the four armed creature was sound asleep.

"She's all tuckered out. It's been a long day for you, huh Owsla? Crashing on earth, meeting a new family..." Natasha smiled at the small being wrapped up in her arms.

Bucky closed her mouth from where it had fallen open in astonishment. She herself knew how to deal with children because of all of her half siblings, but where had her girlfriend learned how to do that? Didn't she always say little kids scared her?

"Where did you learn to do that?" Bucky eyed her girlfriend suspiciously.

"Uhhh... instinct?" Now that Nat thought about it, she wasn't really sure. Surely everyone knew how to cuddle a baby, I mean its just a natural reaction... Right?

Sonny leaned to whisper into his sister's ear. "Are you dating an alien?"

"I don't think so. Maybe shes part cyborg instead and she has a child program downloaded in her?"

"That's a thing that could happen?"

"She was raised by Leviathan, I don't think we want to know all the things that could happen."

Natasha only starred at the both of them with a very un-amused face. "You two suck at whispering," rolling her eyes however she ignored them. "I think she was upset because she couldn't find her Dad."

"But that doesn't make sense." the raven hair protested. "I'm her Dad now."

"No," Natasha shook her head. "Think about it. She knows your full name and your stage name before we told her."

"But I didn't teach her that. I only taught her Sonny."

"Exactly." Nat nodded in agreement. "None of us said it either so she couldn't have gotten it from us."

"You mean.." Bucky hesitated. "You mean her home planet taught her?"

"That would make the most logical conclusion. She was sent here for a reason and to do it they taught her about Sonny. They even taught her that he's her mother."

"Ok that's crazy and all but the relation to the Dad thing is...?" Bucky prompted the semi-red head for an explanation.

"If they taught her who her mom is, they must have taught her who her dad is. So when Sonny said 'Daddy' she must have started looking for him and when she realized he wasn't there... She panicked."

Bucky narrowed her eyes at the alien clinging to her girlfriend's shoulder. "That makes sense I guess... If anything that's happening makes any sense at all."

Sonny stood up suddenly, slamming his hand on the table. "Who is he?" he demanded. "I'm divorcing his ass and he's not getting any visitation rights! Owsla is MY alien child! I carried her out of the remnants of her spaceship crash, I was there when she said her first words! I was there when she took her first steps in MY direction! I put goop in her mouth and teddy bear t-shirts on her four armed person! NOT HIM!"

Neither Bucky nor Natasha were sure how to even begin addressing the holes in his statement. Technically it was all true but... Uh...

"Where are you going?" Bucky questioned as they watched the raven haired goblin charge upstairs.

"I'm calling my lawyer!" With that, Sonny left.

"Well at least the aliens got one thing right, he's definitely the more... Uh.. Motherly type?"

Natasha laughed softly. "Yeah, well, I'm not helping you bust him out of a mental hospital when the lawyer calls it in."

"Don't worry about it, Joel and I have got it covered. There was a fanfiction about Deadmau5 busting him out of a mental hospital once."

"Should we be concerned that even his fans think he'll up there someday?" Natasha raised an eyebrow at her girlfriend, a worried look on her face.

Bucky shrugged. "I'm not but you can worry if you want."

"I don't think I have the worry to spare, you've already taken all of it." smirking tiredly at her, she gave a girlfriend a kiss on the temple before heading upstairs to find a resting place for the sleeping baby in her arms.