I hate delivering pizza.
I thought it'd be one of the easiest jobs in the world.
Really, all you have to do is walk up to someone's door, ring the bell,
give them their pizza and wait for them to pay . . .
It's not like that. Let me tell you that straight up.
If you want to become a Pizza Delivery boy because you think
it's easy and easy pay don't.
The movies play it down a lot.
You'll probably end up getting chased by monsters and in a life or death situation every three minutes as soon as you walk out the safe doors of the pizzeria.
Don't make my mistake of becoming one of us.
If you do still want to be a Pizza Guy sighs rest in peace my friend, but here, I'll give you a quick little survival guide to deliver everyone's favorite food.
Number One:
Don't leave the Pizza Place unarmed. Always have some sort of weapon on you. An old board works well on getting rid of knocking harpies out of the part and a nice red rubber ball works great will hellhounds. They are just puppies at heart who wants someone to play with them.
Number Two:
Don't become one of us if you don't know how to fight or defend yourself from monsters.
They are wayyyy harder to deal with.
You know that big bully at school who picks on everyone? That kids a baby compared to the shist monsters will put you through.
Lastly,
Number Three:
The most important one of all.
Don't become a Pizza Delivery Guy. :)
Well that's all of my tips, now I should probably get going. Percy and his nine friends ordered another three pizzas. I'm really starting to dislike those guys, I wonder if they do this just so I get beat up by monsters. If they do . . . Let's just say some people will be dead by morning.
