TrowaTalon: My apologies to all who read this dribble. Life has gotten in the way and it took quite some time to settle down.

Selenia:Oh shut yer trap and get on with it! They only want the Disclaimer and story not yer pathetic excuses!

TrowaTalon: Fine! R ½ and Slayers are not mine. Please don't hurt me Sel!

Two red headed girls walking the streets of Nerima isn't unusual. Nor is the fact that following close behind are two guys. One wearing a black and yellow bandanna, the other sporting bright blonde hair. What is strange is the fact that one of the girl's is wearing unusual clothing and carrying a rapier while the tall blonde is wearing armor and has a sword on his belt.

"Ranma, you said we could stay with you?" The shorter redhead asks of the bustier.

"Of course! Kasumi-chan will be glad to have you over!"

Behind the redheads, one of the boys is starting to get anxious. "I can barely keep from getting blasted by Lina. How will I manage with a bustier look alike next to her?" Poor Gourry didn't realize he was talking out loud. And unfortunately for one pig cursed martial artist, he was in the blast zone.

"EXPLOSION ARRAY!" The boys are sent flying while the girls continue walking.

Nervously, Ranma starts to broach a subject very dear to herself.

"Lina-san, I have a confession to make." She starts turning red due to the nature of the subject. Lina's curiosity is piqued. Not getting any negative signs from the sorceress, she continues. "I, uhmm, kinda have this problem with water…" Stopping fully, Lina takes a look at her new companion and finally realizes something. Something which she just blasted her friend for. Looking back where the boys had been she sees Gourry standing up from the crater he created upon landing.

"What kinda of problem is it?"

"Well, this is actually my cursed form." Ranchan stares expectantly at the magic user and prepares to move. " I'm really a guy that turns into a girl when hit with cold water. Hot water turns me back…" Upon hearing this the Bandit Killer conjures some hot water over the aquatransexual. Contact with said water causes exactly what had been explained. "I don't want you to think I'm a pervert or anything. I just wanted to be truthful." 'And not get blasted, that looks worse than Mallet-sama!"(1)

Having seen the transformation, Lina noticed something. "I'll need to see you transform a few more times. But can we go to your place first? And what happened to your friend?"

"Oh, he's somewhere around here… in fact, bacon breath is closer than you would think…" Poor P-chan fell from the sky at that moment right in between Ranma and Lina. The poor sap had been blown straight through a cloud and caused him to transform. Seeing the unconscious pig, Lina simply asks, "are there others who have similar curses?"

"Yes, how did you know?" Lina points at the potential meal and states, "His aura has the same distortion yours does. If I can study several different cursed individuals, I might be able to help…"(2) She trails off as she feels a familiar build up of power. Chaos, again. "Gourry don't you dare finish that" It's already too late. The jelly brained swordsman finishes casting his spell. Even Ranma winces at the Chaos burst that follows. A bright light comes from two different directions. One from Gourry, he looks to be fine, in fact all of his wounds are healed, and his armor is shining like new. The other light comes from Lina. Specifically, her chest. She yelps in sudden pain as her top becomes 4 sizes bigger. Unfortunately, her clothes stay the same size. And then break under stress. Ranma, realizing a new problem, grabs Lina's cloak and pulls it around her to hide Lina's new… assets.

"We should probably get to the dojo before something else weird happens." Saying this, he grabs the still out cold pig and heads off toward the dojo. Lucky for both Him and Gourry, Lina is to shocked about her sudden growth spurt to do anything but follow. Gourry just doesn't want to be left behind.

Sorry for the long wait, as well as the short post.

New questions arise. Can Lina cure the Jusenkyo cursed? Can she keep Gourry from using wild magic? And can she find a bra that will fit her new assets?

More Ranma cast will show up soon…

Ranma is smarter than he seems. I mean, something worse than mallet-sama would get him thinking a bit.

Even a sorceress can cast Dispel Magic. She might be able to do something, or it might have some side effects, or she might not be able to do anything..