Ok, so due to a review made by a follower for one of my other stories, and inspiration from 'melting angels' stories, I'm doing a fanfic that is consistent of the Avengers playing video games! Just to get to know one another as teammates!

disclaimer: don't own anyone or the video game!

warning: silliness galore!

Chapter 1: Sega Genesis: Primal Rage

Things were quiet since Loki attacked New York, with the Avengers, including Pepper and Jane, now thinking of a way to do some team bonding. Tony then had an idea, because he's a genius after all, then went to tell the others about his plan for team bonding. "Guys, I have the most awesome Idea ever: we play video games!" he said enthusiastically. "I'm in!" Clint yelled readily. "Count me in!" Bruce said enthusiastically. "So, what will we be playing?" Pepper asked. Tony rubbed his hands together, smiling devilishly. "Primal Rage for the Sega Genesis!" he yelled fist-pumping in the air. "What is this 'Primal Rage'?" Thor asked confusedly. "You'll see. JARVIS, set the game room up, we're gonna play till the sun goes down….wait up, you get the idea." Tony commanded while going to get some snacks ready for playing.

They went inside the game room where a Sega Genesis console, with Primal Rage and a variety of other games for different consoles were there ready to be played. "Of course the speakers will be on partial blast, and then we'll begin the game!" Tony said before turning the 56' plasma smart TV on and turning the console on, they got to their spots before the start up screen for Primal Rage came on. "This is fascinating." Thor mused with wonder. "Oh, it gets better, point break." Tony said giddily as he set up the options for the game, having it of course with a six button controller. The screen got to the select a fighter part of the game, and Tony was going against Clint first, so Tony picked Blizzard, because and quote, 'He's a big blue gorilla, end of story!' and Clint picked Talon, so they ended up in the cove area, Tony kept trying to freeze Clint, but he kept dodging his attacks, while the others were cheering them on. "Come on Tony, you can do it!" Pepper yelled encouraging her genius boyfriend/boss. "Don't let him turn you into a dino-popsicle!" Jane encouraged as Thor laughed while they were going at it. "Come on you slinky raptor!" Tony yelled through his teeth as he kept trying to hit him. "Hey, you're the one who decided to go for a big ass gorilla, Tony, not me!" Clint said making Talon jump on blizzard and 'nibble' at his face. "What the hell, Clint!?" he bellowed angrily, making Blizzard hit Talon with an ice geyser. "Ha! Got ya that time, Legolas!" Tony taunted much to Clint's dismay as the timer went to zero….and Clint had more life than Tony. Tony was cursing rather loudly, with words that would have given his mom a heart attack as it got to the second round and Tony was even more persistent in terms of beating Clint at the game….which wasn't helping him very much. When Tony was beaten for the second time, Clint pressed a few buttons and Talon had spun around and around until he got to Blizzard, and shredded him pretty badly. "Are you kidding me right now!?" Tony yelled as everyone else was laughing and cringing at the rather graphic fatality. He and Clint got back to their spots as Pepper was comforting an angry Tony, so Bruce and Thor were next and Thor had selected Armadon while Bruce had Sauron, and they were in the ruins area.

"Valhalla this game is so confusing!" Thor complained while getting an Idea about the controls for the game, but Bruce was whaling his attacks at him, making a laser projectile out of his fighter's mouth. "Imma firin' mah lazer!" Tony yelled causing Clint and Jane to nearly turn violet with laughter while Pepper and Natasha spat their drinks out at the reference. Bruce was busy trying to hold in a laugh as Thor was just sitting there confused by what Tony had said earlier. "You shall not best the son of Odin, Banner!" Thor taunted while he got the hang of the controls for his character, he made Armadon fire spikes from his tail at Sauron while Bruce executed an earthquake stomp, then chomped on Armadon, taking out a good chunk of Armadon's health. "Oh, he got ya that time!" Jane yelled while shifting in her spot. "Oh, we shall see about—" he was cut off by Bruce doing the earthquake stomp again, losing his health completely. "What is this blasphemy?!" he demanded outraged that he lost before round two started. They kept going at it, biting, upper-cutting and doing even more moves against one another, with Thor executing the 'Iron Maiden' move on Bruce, taking out a decent chunk of health as Bruce was baffled by Thor's skills with the character despite playing the game for the first time. As they kept going at it, Thor had beaten Bruce, much to his dismay, but it got to round three and they went at it fiercely. "You're going down!" Bruce yelled as he had Sauron try to chomp on Armadon. "Come on, Brucey, you got this one!" Tony cheered him on as they continued to fight. Eventually, Sauron had lost and so Thor managed to put in the right combination for the 'meditation' finisher and they watched as Sauron turned black and fell apart in ashes. "Aww, come on! But not bad for your first time, Thor!" Bruce said impressed by Thor's sudden skills with the game.

They took their spots back to the couch as it was now Natasha and Jane's turn, Jane selected Chaos while Natasha opted for Vertigo, and they were in a volcanic area, complete with volcano spewing out lava in the background. "This reminds me of Muspelheim, home to the fire demons." Thor observed as Natasha kept attacking Jane. "Muspelheim, should I go there, I'll need very high SPF sunblock." Tony remarked, bringing some laughs forth. Jane out of nowhere had discovered the 'fart of fury', it stunned Vertigo before she could block it, and it brought laughter from everyone, including Thor. "Oh, that reminds me of that one time where Fury had Mexican food, his gas was so bad almost everyone was fainting or clawing at the windows to try and get out of there!" Clint reminisced, wiping his eyes, which had tears of laugher coming out of them. "Yeah, what a day that was, Coulson wouldn't go near the bathrooms for like two hours!" Natasha said trying to concentrate on winning the round while Jane was holding her own. "Poor capsicle went in there, and when he came out of there, I just about peed myself from the look on his face." Tony said still laughing to where he nearly fell off where he was sitting. "Hey! Had I known that he had Mexican food, I would have avoided the bathroom, alright?!" Steve said trying to defend himself while still laughing to the point of tears and his face turning purple. Natasha had then stunned her before the 'scorpion sting' move pierced through the character, taking out some of the health from the life bar. "Oh, nice one!" Jane said continuing to unleash special moves on Natasha. "After this, it's Steve's and Pepper's turns to play!" Tony yelled out. Eventually, Chaos won and did the 'golden shower', grossing them out while having them laugh at the same time. "Eugh, nasty!" Clint yelled making faces of disgust while the others were cringing and Steve's face was green with sickness.

So, it was Pepper and Steve's turn, Pepper picked Talon while Steve had Blizzard and they were fighting in the 'Strip' area, with Steve trying to figure out the controls for the game as he kept going at Pepper. "Come on, Peps, you got this!" Tony cheered on while the rest were watching rather intently. "Freeze that fiend, Captain!" Thor bellowed as Steve had made an ice geyser appear from the ground, but Pepper managed to dodge it by blocking. "Just a little further!" Steve yelled when trying to drain the health bar, but Pepper had done the 'pounce and flip' move on him, draining his health bar completely and scoring a win for her. "Aww!" Clint groaned his face in his hands. Round two started and as always they were going at it. They continued with the fighting as Clint was in the bathroom doing his business, with Steve doing the 'long mega punch', taking out a chunk of Pepper's character health.

They all kept playing from that point forward, with Clint sitting back with his teammates, and probably forgetting to spray off the bathroom, they continued until they decided to stop as it had gotten into maybe seven at night and they needed to eat something. "After this, we play something else…..tomorrow!" Tony declared raising his finger in the air as if it was a sword. "What game?" Natasha asked confusedly. "You'll see, now….onward to the kitchen!" Tony yelled rushing towards the kitchen with the others following.


Hope you guys liked this one, I might be starting out with Sega Genesis games, but leave a suggestion in terms of what they should play next as a bonding experience!

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