OK, here's yet another chapter of this hilarious story! so this time around they are playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the nintendo Wii! If anything looks a bit weird, I've played it once and...I suck at it!
disclaimer: I don't own the avengers or anyone recognizable, not even the game itself!
warning: hilarious prank, innuendo and I think some language!
Chapter 2: Wii: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
So, after beating the crap out of each other in 'Primal Rage', and watching a few movies while having pizza, burgers, and even chicken, the next morning, they all got up wearing some pajamas, with Tony wearing an Iron man t-shirt with….a pair of 'The Twilight Zone' boxers, Clint with an 'Assassin's Creed III' shirt with grey and purple lounging pants on, Bruce with a purple shirt and green woven plaid boxers and a 'Science Bros' shirt that Tony personally commissioned for him, Thor with a Mjolnir t-shirt and red lounge pants, Jane then came out with an Egyptian blue footie hoodie, and Pepper also came out with Plum Paradise PJs, and they wondered what they would do next, but not without making hilarious comments about Tony's boxers. "Nice boxers, Tony." Natasha said trying to hold in a laugh. "What? I know women who have stepped into," he struck a pose, "The Twilight Zone." He finished with a wink. "More like the 'Construction Zone.'" Clint remarked causing laughter to ensue for the whole gang, even Steve was laughing too hard, before finally getting themselves together. "Oh ha-ha, very funny, ha-ha, it is to laugh." Tony remarked sarcastically as he rolled his eyes and shook his head. "Anyways, what are we playing this time?" Steve asked. "Super Smash Bros. Brawl!" Tony yelled fist-pumping in the air. "Sounds fun, but for what system?" Jane asked confusedly. "The Wii of course! JARVIS, set the game room up, have the Wii set up so we can play!" Tony ordered enthusiastically before the group left for the game room. "Right away, sir." JARVIS acknowledged.
They got inside the game room and Tony turned on the Wii, the health warning screen came up at first, but after he pressed 'a', it went to the menu screen, and pointed the arrow to where 'Super Smash Bros. Brawl was and clicked it, then pressing play so they could get to the game. It got to the startup screen and Tony selected the multiplayer mode and then selected 'Team Battle, had it set up to where people would win by how many lives were lost, and set up the amounts of Items to drop during the game and then got to the character selection screen after selecting brawl, and It was Tony, Bruce, Steve, and Clint who were up first, Tony and Bruce were teaming up along with Steve and Clint, Tony selected Lucario, Bruce selected Donkey Kong, while Steve selected Snake and Clint had King DeDeDe, and they got to the stage selection where Tony selected the 'Bridge of Eldin', and they were off! "You got this, Clint!" Natasha cheered on as Clint was cracking his knuckles, While Steve was flexing out his fingers. The round started and they were off, beating each other up while Items were dropping on the bridge. "Oh, you're going to get it, Clint!" Tony said with a smug as he kept hitting Clint with a few fireballs and kicking him with blue flames coming out of the toes, then he smashed a hammer on Tony. "Hey, no smashy-smashy!" Tony yelled out throwing blue laser balls at Clint. "I can smashy-smashy all I want, Stark!" Clint yelled as he was smashing even Bruce with the hammer, earning big punches from Bruce. "Ha, take that, Clint!" Bruce yelled picking up a laser gun. Steve was doing surprisingly well, blasting a few mortars here and there, and even shooting from bazookas. But suddenly, King Bulblin appeared, KO'd Tony and Clint, and put a bomb on the bridge. "Someone get that bomb!" Steve yelled making his character run towards it, but couldn't pick up the bomb. "I'm trying, but it won't," the bomb blew up, taking out a chunk of the bridge. "Let me." Clint finished groaning as he was getting his character back on the bridge. "Damn it!" Tony yelled trying to avoid the hole in the bridge. Time had gone by after that, and Tony had three lives and Bruce had four, Steve had Three and Clint had one life left, and they kept punching, kicking, and bashing one another with various weapons. An Enemy came by and attacked Tony while Bruce was bashing Steve on the other side of the hole. "I'm going to get you, Steve!" he yelled going for his final smash move…..which was consistent of Donkey Kong banging on bongo drums, causing the sound waves to raise the percentage of his hits, laughter ensued for everyone else. "Wow, what a dumb final smash." Bruce said shaking his head as the absurdity of Kong's final smash. "My turn!" Tony yelled activating his final smash, which was a big laser frying everyone who was in its path, including Clint who lost his final life. "Now that's a final smash to remember, reminds me of my repulsors when I'm blasting at enemies!" Tony yelled as Clint grumbled at his loss to Tony. "Crap, I'm the last one standing!" Steve said knowing he was now facing Tony and Bruce, who laughed evilly. "I believe in you, Captain!" Thor bellowed while they continued fighting. Steve activated his final smash, which was consistent with him being on a ladder for a helicopter and shooting ammo at both Tony and Bruce, their cursing would give even Thanos a heart attack if at all possible even as he was shooting at them. "Got ya that time, Stark!" Steve crowed, much to Tony's anger as he kept trying to hit him with Lucario's lasers, he managed to activate the final smash move again, just as King Bulblin appeared again and put a bomb on another section of the bridge, frustrating the players further. "Oh, come on, man!" Steve yelled as that bomb blew up, creating another hole in the bridge. Bruce picked up a smart bomb and threw it at Steve, ultimately KO-ing him in the process, and picking up a win for Tony and Bruce. "Yeah, Science Bros RULE!" Tony shouted doing some hilarious poses.
It was now Thor, Jane, Natasha, and Pepper who were up for their round in the tag team fight. Pepper had Princess Peach while Natasha had Samus, Jane had princess Zelda while Thor had Link, and both teams of Jane and Thor, along with Pepper and Natasha, and they played in the Mario Circuit stage, where they immediately were going at it, brawling at each other. Of course poor Thor kept getting run over by the go karts, prompting Tony to try and sing a parody of 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer', except it being 'Poor Thor got run over by a go kart'. "Poor Thor got run over by a go kart…..playing some super smash brothers brawl….You can say he's not very coordinated….but believe me he's learning, so be patient…" he tried to start only to finally burst out laughing along with even Thor as he was trying to get the hang of playing the game with Jane. "I'm gonna get you, Thor!" Natasha yelled attacking him with various items in the level, which results in both of them getting run over by the go karts again as Thor's percentage as at 105% when he was KO'ed, losing a life in the process. Pepper activated her 'final smash', which was consistent of just being put to sleep, with dancing going on and little…..I don't know what to call them, objects on the ground and then whacking them with a frying pan. "Wait, I take that back, that's a dumb final smash!" Bruce said when laughter had ensued over the final smash Peach did. They continued beating each other in the stage, Thor was dodging the go karts, but Jane got hit by one after attacking Samus, much to her annoyance. Natasha had managed to activate her final smash, which consisted of her, in the suit, firing a huge laser beam at Jane and Thor, raising their percentage higher. "Aw, come on!" Jane yelled trying to activate her final smash while Thor was battling Pepper. Jane eventually did and it consisted of Zelda shooting a powerful arrow so fast and quick, it made Clint look on in awe at the powerful display, knocking out Natasha and Pepper. "Damn!" Clint said admirably. "My thoughts exactly!" Bruce said shifting in his seat a bit. Thor had activated his final smash, which had his character slicing up Natasha's character while the tri-force symbols were floating around him before he knocked Samus out, earning a curse word in Russian. They kept fighting on, until they had heard what sounded like combination of a tuba, trumpet, French horn and trombone blaring too loudly and out of tune, startling them senseless. "What the peachy keen jellybean was that?!" Steve asked looking around the room as they paused the game. "You got me on that one, Cap! Did someone fart!?" Tony yelled out. "T'was not I, man of Iron!" Thor yelled, still startled by the noise. "Not me, I feel a burp coming, but not a fart!" Clint yelled confused, wishing he had his bow and arrows with him. "It for damn sure wasn't me!" Bruce yelled trying to assess what that noise was. "Ok, sneaking part of an orchestra into the tower?!" Tony asked again looking around the place. "No reports of orchestra players within the vicinity, sir." JARVIS said almost in a shrugging manner.
After a few minutes, they kept playing their game, with Jane successfully winning for both her and Thor, so now it was a matter of what to do next after playing the game all day long, and they were hungry, really hungry. "Ok, so what do we want to eat tonight?" Tony asked going through various menus. "I don't know….how about one of those fifties style diners?" Steve asked. "Hmmm, sounds great, what other possibilities?" Tony asked after writing it down on a notepad. "What about Chinese?" Pepper asked. "Chinese sounds good too, anything else?" Tony asked. "I vote fifties diner!" Clint declared along with everyone else. "Alright, so fifties diner—" Tony was cut off by the same blaring out of tune horn noises, startling all of them, and causing Clint to fall off his barstool. "Clint, I swear to—" Tony growled out. "Hey, it wasn't me, I'm not keeping any orchestra players in the tower!" Clint defended himself trying to stand up. "Wait, did your brother…." Natasha started asking. "It couldn't have been my brother, his powers are weakened and he is being kept in his prison cell up in Asgard." Thor said automatically ruling out Loki being the culprit.
While the Avengers were eating at the diner, Maria, Fury, and even Sitwell were laughing so hard they nearly turned purple, and Fury had to wipe his eye from the prank they pulled on Tony, just as a little comeback for hacking into their classified records. "Oh god that was hilarious!" Sitwell commented still laughing from the prank they pulled on the Avengers. "Yes it was, I'm happy we invented that little program which makes the sound go off every few hours." Maria commented trying to calm herself down from her laughter as she was on the verge of falling down from laughter.
OK, hope you guys liked the chapter, now should I do the next chapter with 'Five Nights at Freddy's', 'Conker's bad fur day', or any other game? let me know in the reviews!
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