Shanghai Marine World

11:00 P.M Eastern Standard Time

(Kowalski's POV)

"attention vistors to Shanghai Marine world we will be closing in one hour…the final performance of the mermaid penguins tonight is in ten minutes," a announcer said, "also as a reminder do not pet the leopard seals…thank you." "Looks like the mermaid penguins are getting ready," I said. "Can we visit their kids?" Private asked. "Another time," I said. "aw," Private said making sure to wave at the mermaid penguins. They instantly recognized Private and waved back. They noticed Dave in disguise hiding by the entrance to the creeps of the deep exhibit. They instantly looked at Dave supsiously. None of the humans seemed to recognize him as Dr. Brine. Shen however was instantly recognized. "It's lord shen!" a kid said. "Yes it it," Shen said, "disgusting child." "Can I have you autograph!" "No," Shen said. "aw…" "Selfie!" a girl said. "What?" Shen said as she took a selfie with Shen.

"Don't you peasants have something better to do?" Shen said. "Sign my action figure!" someone said. Shen picked up the action figure of him, "This doesn't even look like me!" Po was also being mobbed, "Po! Sign my poster!" "Can you show me the wuxi finger," a another kid said. "no," Po said, "I don't want a mess to clean up later…but I can show you…This!" Po got into a epic pose as fan snapped pictures. "where is kai," Kowalski muttered as Shen got mobbed by his fans. "Get away from me!" Shen shouted glaring at his gorillas and boss wolf, "Don't just sit there do something!" "No I'm good," Boss wolf said. "You doing good boss!" the gorilla said. someone asked a question, "Of course I don't know a Gary Oldman!" shen shouted, "I don't know why you would think I would know him!"

And then Kai made his epic entrance. "Flash is a go," I said. "I am Kai! And you will bow before me!" "It's kai!" "the greatest kung fu panda villain ever." "No Shen is the greatest kung fu panda villain ever!" "No your both wrong it's Tai lung!" "How can any of them be the greatest villain when I defeated them!" Po said. "Is it true that you and Tigress are in love," somebody asked…Probably a fanfiction writer. "What…wait?" Po said, "me and tigress? In love?" "You idiot!" another kid said, "he belongs with Mei Mei!" "You idiots that isn't canon!" someone else shouted. "why don't you open your eyes and watch the movie again!" someone else shouted, "it's obvious." Panda managed to back away as everyone moved on to Kai.

"Kai! Sign my kai shirt!" "Sign my copy of kung fu panda 3!" "where's the flash," I muttered. "everyone with smartphones and cameras are by Po and Shen," Kowalski said. "No More Pictures!" Shen shouted still trying to get away from the crowd. "Nobody wants my autograph," Dave said. "Of course not Dr. octivus!" Blowhole said. "Look it's Dr. octivus brine!" "GET HIM!" somebody shouted. "how dare you turn penguins into monsterous freaks!" "why do you hate penguins you donate to NPR!" "Ah!" Dave shouted as he ran off a angry penguin-crazied mob right behind him. "The world penguin obsession has gone a bit too far," I said.

And the cameras finally came out. "Come on, come on...bring the flash," I said. But then suddenly a Shanghai marine world employee appeared, "Hey! No FLASH PHOTOGRAPY! Can't you read!" the crowd of people just shrugged and started to snap photos the flash blinding Kai causing him to stumble backwards. "Yes," I said. Suddenly Kai summoned in his jombies blocking everyone exit. "no photographs please," Kai said unleashed a blast of chi that sent several phones and cameras flying out of people's hands. "Hey!" "That was expensive." "Rico," I said, "bring the splash…rico? Rico? Come in rico?" Rico landed behind me, "Who gave you authorization to leave you position?" "Um Skipper," Kowalski said over the radio, "take a good look a rico, over." I turned around, "Well explain yourself…soldier…" My beck dropped open and my eyes widened in surprise and I instantly noticed Jombie Rico. "No," I said.

"What?" everyone said as the jombies surrounded them. "Newsflash people!" Kai said, "I am a spirit warrior! Now nobody leaves until I say so!" "And if we don't listen to you and try to get past?" "then I'll take your chi…" Kai said, "and you will join my mindless Jombie army!" "why would you do this?" someone else. "Well I have a reputation to keep up," Kai said, "The greatest Kung Fu panda villian of all time!" "You idiot," Shen said moving thru the crowd, "You are nothing." "This again do you want me to take your chi again!" Kai said. "In your dreams!" Shen said. "Well there is a fanfiction out there where I'm winning!" Kai said. "what kind of name is berserker88 anyway?" Shen said, "and why does he think I would sign a deal with a demon?" "Berseker88 does sound awesome," Kai said complete ignoring the question(well shen wasn't exactly asking Kai the question), "I think I might keep it!" "what?" Shen said. "I think I may drop the 88," Kai said, "Yes…yes…KAI THE BERSERKER!" "Don't you have enough nicknames Dream Destroyer," Shen said, "Maker of widows? Beast of Vengence? The Collector? The Jade Slayer? When do the nicknames stop!"

"Oh! It's Kai vs Shen!" "Kai! Kai! Kai!" "Shen! Shen! Shen!" "SILENCE!" Kai and Shen shouted in unison. Dr. Blowhole entered, "Quick you duller humans while these two are distracted. "It's Dr. Blowhole!" "Can I have you autograph?" Blowhole rolled his eyes and wrote out his autograph, "here…but just because you asked." "Do you know neil patrick harris?" somebody asked. "Unfortantly…yes," Blowhole said, "at least he gets my voice right. And properly gets across how evil I am! Though he didn't get my singing talent down…and no I'm not singing for you! Maybe some other time… Now move?" "Um can you mindjack me," another guy asked, "I don't want Kai in my nightmares." "Fine," Blowhole said, "I once mindjacked the whole world…" "What how did you open an exit?" "Oh I cut thru a wall," blowhole said, "Now move!" And as Kai and Shen contiune to shout insults at each other all the people escape thru Blowhole's hole.

Blowhole followed one man out and we could hear a distant, "MINDJACKER!" Blowhole entered, "that was the first time anyone wanted to be willingly mindjacked," he said, "never thought I would ever do that on request." "So you have a fanbase?" I said. "it's nice to have a fanbase that loves to hate you," Blowhole said, "aside from certain shippers…and the koris shippers just had to rub it in!" "I like Keva better," eva said. "For the last time," Kowalski said, "it's over. I'm with Doris now." "Story of my life," Eva muttered as she stormed off. "Eva do not leave you position," Classified shouted. "Are we done with the pleasentries?" Shen shouted. "Oh shut up," Kai said, "you will lose and I will take your chi!" "being cocky are we?" Shen said. "Attention all visitors," the announcer said, "due to techical difficulties the Mermaid Penguin show is canceled due to some issues with a unplanned and unannounced and therefore unauthorized dreamworks meet and greet. Also the aqurium is now closed…we aplogize for any inconvience and hope you return to Shanghai Marine World real soon."

(end of chapter two)