How You Doing Insane Gang!

I think I might start up my one-shots again so pm me of some suggestions preferably involving the new season. Reminder to check out my profile to see all of my OCs like Brandr and Astrid's family.

Disclaimer: I don't own HTTYD if I did Hiccstrid would have already happened in season 3.


Hiccup woke to the sun pouring into his eyes. He moaned and knowingly tried to snuggle Astrid closer to him only for him to touch air.

He let out an annoyed huff and cracked an eye open. Toothless was still sleeping with his feet almost kicking Hiccup in the head. Brandr was up though and so was Astrid apparently.

"Nice to see your awake." Astrid commented.

Hiccup snorted and ran a hand through his hair.

"Yeah only because my girlfriend isn't where I want her to be."

"Oh yeah?" "Where then?"

Hiccup begrudgingly got up from the toasty couch and wrapped his arms around Astrid who let out a squeak in protest.

He carried her to the couch and not so gently tossed her on the couch with himself following. He was about to land right on top of her but he caught himself effectively trapping her in between his arms.

"I thought you were tired?" Astrid teased.

"I am I just wanted a cuddle." Hiccup replied back sleepily.

Then his arms gave out suddenly making him crash on top of Astrid, his face nuzzled into her neck.

"Hiccup, get off!" Astrid protested while trying to push him.

Hiccup whined and buried his face deeper.

Astrid turned her head so that the side of her face was only covering his eyes as some of his scruff brushed against her cheek.

"Come on get up, I told the gang we have breakfast at Denny's." (Sorry the only place I could think of that serves breakfast, I was going to do iHop but that's just mean)

"Whoa guys really not while I'm here, to much PDA." Brandr exclaimed while holding his hands up.

"Brandr, get him off of me!" Astrid pleaded with him.

Hiccup only tightened his arms around her and whined again.

Brandr sighed. "Okay Brandr coming to the rescue."

He grabbed the hold of Hiccup's torso effectively hauling him off of Astrid.

Brandr placed a struggling Hiccup on his shoulder.

Hiccup grabbed a hold of Brandr putting him into a headlock.

Brandr slammed Hiccup into the other unoccupied couch.

Astrid just laughed.

Hiccup let go of Brandr and grunted. "Okay you win."

Brandr let go of Hiccup and flexed.

"Victory!"

Hiccup just lightly kicked him with his good foot.

"Lets go guys, we still need to wake Toothless up."

Toothless was such a heavy sleeper that he didn't hear any of that commotion that ensued.

"Grab me a sharpie." Brandr commended.

"What are you going to do, get high?" Hiccup joked as he fetched a black sharpie.

"Har har very funny but I have a better idea."

Astrid rolled her eyes and went up stairs to get dressed for breakfast.

Brandr started drawing a dick on his forehead snickering quietly.

Hiccup laughed silently.

Brandr got rid of the marker before waking him up.

"Hey Toothless we are meeting the gang for breakfast, lets move." Hiccup told him once he was wide awake.

"Let me guess who's idea that was." Toothless yawned sending a glance at Astrid who was coming down the stairs.

"That's right it was all me and your going." Astrid trying to sound demanding while seeing the drawing on his forehead.

"Okay, jeez." Toothless stretched and proceeded to go upstairs but Brandr stopped him.

"Wait there a second, where are you going?" He asked Toothless.

Toothless quirked an eyebrow. "Um to get dressed?"

"Let me get your clothes for you." Hiccup offered.

Toothless being a little weirded out complied.

Hiccup brought down his clothes and quickly got dressed.

"Thanks guys but if you accuse me I have to spike my hair."

He tried to get up the stair again only to be stopped by Hiccup.

"I think you should let in flop to the side today." Hiccup suggested.

Toothless backed off a bit. "Um okay, if you want me too."

The rest nodded their heads knowing if he does his hair he will see the drawing.

"Where are we meeting everyone else at." Toothless asked.

"The twins wanted Denny's." Astrid told him.

"Alright sounds good to me, I'm starving."

Hiccup and Brandr slipped on there clothes.

Hiccup wore a pair of skinny jeans and a red shirt with his jacket while Brandr wore his usual short grey shirt with white sleeves with a white pocket and dark grey shorts with his bluish white sk8 Vans hi tops. He changed it up a bit by adding a backwards grey snapback.

Soon they were all ready to go out.

Toothless rode ahead eager to get some food.

Astrid mounted Hiccup's bike behind him and Brandr on his own.

They made it to the restaurant and Snotlout texted Hiccup letting him know that everyone else was there already.

The four met up with the rest which was Snotlout, the twins, and Fishlegs.

"I swear Hiccup you need to work on your timing." Snotlout greeted.

Hiccup just snorted and took a seat beside Astrid.

They ended up getting a horseshoe booth.

The order was Fishlegs, Ruffnut, Tuffnut, Snotlout, Brandr, Astrid, Hiccup, and Toothless.

The rest of gang noticed the drawing on Toothless's head.

They of course started laughing there heads off.

Tuffnut couldn't help it.

"Toothless, why is there a dick on your forehead?" He laughed.

Toothless looked confused for a second before wiping his forehead. The sharpie came off on his fingers.

"What the hell?"

"Oh my gods guys is that why everyone was giving me weird looks?!"

Hiccup nodded while laughing.

Toothless growled and stomped to the bathroom to wash it off.

The gang calmed down sort off.

"Who's idea was it?" Snotlout chuckled.

Brandr put his hand up as Hiccup pointed at him.

Snotlout high-fived him.

"Genius!"

Toothless came back with a clean forehead.

"I cant believe you guys let me walk around like that!"

"Relax, we were the only ones who saw it." Snotlout stated.

Brandr sucked in a breath. "Well...I might have kind a posted a picture of you when you were sleeping."

Snotlout laughed obnoxiously at Toothless's bad fortune.

Toothless banged his head against the table.

"Anyways guys, how are we feeling about the finals tomorrow?" Hiccup asked.

"I think we're ready I mean our times were solid right Fish?" Brandr asked.

Fishlegs nodded. "So far the best times I seen."

"See Hiccup Fishface said we are good." Snotlout boasted.

"Louts right H, we shouldn't be worried." Tuff commented.

Hiccup nodded and dropped the subject.

They gossiped and laughed about other subjects.

Snotlout was in the middle of a story.

"So Mrs. Northwell was in the middle of a boring lecture when all of a sudden Bob yells shit and runs out of the room." Snotlout exclaims laughing.

The others laugh along the funny story.

"Then Mrs. Northwell runs into the hall way to see Bob pulling his pants down ready to go to the bathroom in the center of the hall!" Snotlout finishes his story.

"The best 20 bucks I have ever spent!"

The rest of the gang crack up laughing. Ruffnut squirts milk out of her nose prompting more laughter.

Some of the other adult customers gave the teens dirty looks.

Soon their food came and their mouths were busy chewing accept for the occasional comment.

They all split the check and left bidding each other goodbye.

Snotlout jumped at the chance to take Astrid home since Hiccup couldn't.

Astrid begrudgingly agreed and kissed Hiccup goodbye.

The three, Hiccup, Toothless, and Brandr headed home.

Hiccup unlocked the door as they all stepped in laughing at a previous joke made by Toothless.

Once they entered the house they were confronted with 4 parents.

Hiccup and the rest froze.

"Mom, dad...what are you doing back so early?" Hiccup asked.

"Well we decided to surprise all of you by coming back a day earlier." Stoick explained.

Hiccup rubbed the back of his neck while Toothless and Brandr looked at the floor.

"Do any of you want to explain why this house is a mess and why one of the blankets smells of vanilla?" Stoick prompted.

Hiccup sucked in a breath, vanilla is the perfume that Astrid where's all the time.

What anyone failed to mention was at midnight the gang stopped by the house hearing that Hiccup's parents were out of town. They woke everyone up to hang out so they had a pillow fight and watched a movie, when it was over they all left accept Astrid.

Hiccup being the brave one answered nervously.

"Um...m-maybe a few friends came over last night." Hiccup's voice rose an octave by the end of the sentence.

Stoick glared. "And how many friends would that be?"

Toothless counted on his fingers. "5."

"And your friends are?" Valka asked.

"Um...Sean, Frank, Thomas, Rachel, and-"

"Hiccup's girlfriend!" Brandr finished for him, realizing what he's done he slapped his hand crossed his mouth.

Hiccup flinched.

Toothless punched Brandr's arm.

Stoick's eyes widen in surprise.

"Sweetheart, how come you never mentioned that you had a girlfriend?" Valka asked.

"You never brought it up." Hiccup bit back.

"Its not that big of a deal anyways we've only been going out a month." He commented while running a hand through his hair.

"A month is serous, we should meet her sometime Hunter." Valka suggests.

"Are you sure about that?" Hiccup asked.

"Sure, why not I but she is a lovely girl, what does she look like?" Stoick prompted.

Hiccup sighed knowing that there was no way out of it now.

He took out if phone and scrolled through his Instagram feed to find the pictures he and Astrid took for their one month.

Hiccup showed his parents the picture of him and Astrid just outside of school. The picture was on Astrid's account.

The first one was Astrid was on Hiccup's back. Astrid had both arms wrapped around Hiccup's neck and shoulders with her head on his collarbone. Hiccup had one eye closed and biting adorably on his lip.

The caption was happy one month with a heart.

Stoick scrolled down to see more photos.

Another one was Astrid was sitting on Hiccup while he was lying on the grass. Hiccup's head was on his backpack and had both hands on her waist. Astrid was leaning down cupping Hiccup's face ready to kiss.

The photo was taken by Ruffnut with a caption of I wish I had love like this.

The next one was taken by Hiccup himself.

They were on a couch in pajamas. Astrid was asleep on Hiccup's shoulder with Hiccup quirking his eyebrow.

The caption was looks like someone couldn't handle movie night. He ended it with a heart and tagged in the gang.

The next one wasn't a photo but a video by Snotlout on what seems to be a party.

The video starts off with Snotlout approaching Hiccup and Astrid.

Hiccup had Astrid leaning against a wall with both forearms resting near her head trapping her.

Astrid had her hands intertwined around his neck.

Hiccup was kissing her relentlessly.

"So is this what you guys do at parties?" Snotlout asked.

They both paused to glare at Snotlout.

Hiccup smirked.

"No, I can also do this!"

Hiccup suddenly was sprinting towards Snotlout who in turn ran. Unknowingly he ran right into the pool while giving off a yelp if shock. Miraculously his phone didn't get wet.

Snotlout turned the phone so it faced him. He spit some excess water out of his mouth and brushed his bangs away.

"And that is why you never disturb Hiccup and Astrid."

The final picture was taken this morning by Brandr.

It was when Hiccup dragged Astrid back to the couch to cuddle and he buried his face under hers. Astrid had her face turned to him and her head only covered his eyes. The scruff of his growing beard tickling her cheeks which caused her to giggle and his cuteness.

The caption this time was I better not be waking up to this every morning or I'm going to be sick.

Hiccup rubbed his neck knowing the pictures they saw.

"Look I understand how I wasn't allowed to have anyone stay over but we had a small argument before and it was late..."

Stoick held up his hand.

"Hunter, its alright, just tell us next time okay?"

"She seems wonderful, someday you need to invite her over for dinner." Valka commented.

"Yeah uh that wont be for a while yet mom."

Stoick looked at the over two boys.

"You two have anything to share?"

Brandr clasped Toothless shoulder.

"We are so lonely."


Long ass chapter for you guys. I'm sorry if this one is boring but I wanted them to do something casual for once. Click that Favorites button and Follow. Stay Crazy.