How You Doing Insane Gang!

I am currently in the middle of preseason for soccer twice a day and school will be starting up again next week so posting chapters will come on the weekends now.

Disclaimer: I don't own HTTYD.


They all woke up groggy in the morning due to everyone sleeping on the couch.

Snotlout waking up before everyone else obnoxiously took two pans and banged them together to wake the rest of the gang up.

"Rise and shine losers!" Snotlout sang loudly making sure to bang it closer to Hiccup.

"Snotlout if you don't stop right now, I will kill you." Astrid murmured lying on top of Hiccup.

Instead of being scared Snotlout just continued on.

"Snotlout, Snotlout, oi, oi, oi!" He cheered.

"Lout knock it off or I will slap you." Ruffnut yawned from the couch upside down with her brother beside her in the same position.

He stopped abruptly. "Okay."

Hiccup and Astrid gave confused glances at Snotlout then to each other silently communicating.

"What do you guys want to do today?" Hiccup asked everyone who were already awake due to Snotlout.

They rest shrugged still tired.

Hiccup was about to make a suggestion but then Stoick came out in his chief of police uniform on seemingly in a hurry.

"Uh...dad are you okay?" Hiccup asked him.

Stoick was busy making himself a coffee.

"Oh...morning kids, I'm alright but I just got a call about illegal racing going on."

"The others eyes widened.

"What do you mean illegal racing?" Toothless asked.

"What I heard so far was that there is this organization that has people gamble to see who wins the races."

"Do you know where the races are being held?" Brandr questioned.

"No, thats what I am suppose to find out today."

Everyone let out a small sigh in relief.

"Do you need help at all?" Hiccup asked formulating a plan.

"No, this is police business but if you see anything call me."

"Of course dad." Hiccup sighed.

Stoick left to go down to the station.

"Well it looks like we found something to do." Toothless declared.

"What are we going to do about?" Fishlegs asked.

"I say we follow him and lead him off the trail to Dragon Island because if he does then the championship race will be over." Hiccup explained.

"How are we going to lead him off the trail?" Snotout asked.

"We will just plant notable things near him for him to follow away from Dragon Island."

"And if we get caught?" Brandr questioned.

"Don't." Hiccup answered simply.

"Alright then lets go." Toothless stated.

Tuffnut whined. "Ten more minutes H."

Hiccup sighed fine ten more minutes."

Snotlout, Ruffnut and Tuffnut gave a weak yay out.


The gang was currently set out to find Stoick and lead him off Dragon Island.

They printed out flyers and crumpled them up displaying about a race.

"Where exactly are we even leading him too?" Snotlout asked.

"Oh, umm...I guess I didn't think this through."

"Lead him to that old abandoned facility right near the other side of town?" Astrid suggested.

Fishlegs nodded his head in agreement.

"Yeah, that facility is big enough to hold races and crowds."

"Perfect, split up and conference call us if you see him." Hiccup explained.

A chorus of okays rippled through the group.

"Lets roll out."

The others took different routes to find Stoick but they all went to the police station first and went from there."

Astrid was on the back of Hiccup's bike since she still had her boot on.

"See anything Astrid?" Hiccup called back from the front.

Astrid scanned the scenery around them.

"No nothing yet."

Hiccup let out a annoyed sigh.

"Someone should have seen him by now, this town ain't that big."

Just then Astrid's phone started ringing.

Astrid saw the caller I.D. was Ruff and Tuff.

"What's going on guys?"

Through the phone you can hear Ruff and Tuff fighting over the phone.

Astrid rolled her eyes.

Ruffnut won by twisting Tuffnut's arm back which you can hear an audible ow coming from the receiver.

"We found Stoick!" Ruff shouted through the phone causing Astrid to hold her phone out from her ear.

"Where are you two?"

"We're by Mcdonalds."

"Did you two find him on purpose or did you just go to get food."

"Umm...got to go!" Ruffnut said hurriedly before hanging up.

"Who was that?" Hiccup asked after Astrid put her phone in her pocket.

"The twins."

"Did they find him?"

"Yep."

"Where?" Hiccup prompted.

"By McDonalds."

"They weren't there to really look for my dad were they?"

"Nope."

Hiccup sighed.

"Well at least they found him."

Hiccup increased his throttle and headed to the only McDonalds in town.

The rest were already waiting since Hiccup and Astrid took the farthest route.

"Which way did he go?" Toothless asked the twins.

"Well we first were going inside to get a snack when we saw him in line, I think he is still waiting." Tuffnut explained.

Astrid's eyebrows rose in surprise. "Wow, I'm shocked, you guys actually did something useful for once."

"Hah told you we can use our brains!" Ruffnut exclaimed.

"Yeah!"

Ruff and Tuff promptly banged their heads together.

"Anyways, lets lay the evidence near his cruiser."

Fishlegs crumpled up a flyer and stuck it by the door.

Further ahead Snotlout did donuts leaving black tire marks.

The rest made tire marks leading to the abandoned facility.

"Okay, that should do it." Brandr said once he rode straight up to the door of the facility.

"We should head back and follow him to see if he picks up the trail." Hiccup stated.

The others nodded and began to make their journey back to McDonalds.

They hid on the other side of the building to see Stoick coming out with a bag in his hand.

He opened up his door and while doing so his foot kicked the flyer dropped by Fishlegs.

Looking at the flyer in interest he uncrumpled it. Stock's eyebrows furrowed reading it.

He glanced at the direction the flyer came from to see black markings ahead.

Stoick quickly got into his police cruiser to make his way down to the suspicious markings.

There in a small parking lot of a little store was Snotlout's donuts.

From there on was the black tire mark trail leading to the abandoned facility.

Stoick followed the trail carefully and stopped upon the tracks ending at the door to the big warehouse.

He called n his radio to get this place condemned.

Seeing as Stoick radioed in the gang quietly congratulated themselves.

"That should by us some time for the championship race." Hiccup stated.

"Finally lets go home." Snotlout sighed out.


Really did not know where this chapter was going but here it is. I just really needed to upload something for you guys. Make sure to Favorite and Follow. Stay Crazy.