How You Doing Insane Gang!

Only a couple more chapters to go and I'm being serious this time. I plan that this story will be finished before the end of August.

Disclaimer: I don't own HTTYD.


"That was a horror show." Snotlout sighed the next day.

"I know, we can't let that happen again." Hiccup grunted.

"Did Gobber find the parts yet?" Toothless asked him.

Hiccup pinched the bridge of his nose. "No, if he can't find them soon I need to look in my spot.

Astrid wrapped her arms around Hiccup's upper chest and rested her chin on his one shoulder.

"What's this spot you're talking about?"

"It's where I could all the parts to build my original bike, Gobber is hunting online but I think it's time to pay an old visit to the junk yard."

Hiccup "borrowed" Stoick's truck since they were at work. The junk yard Hiccup was talking about is the only yard in Berk. It was impressively big, no one enters except for the occasional dumpster diver and dump trucks.

"Um...Hiccup, are you sure about this?" "There could be some dangerous stuff in here." Fishlegs warned.

"I'm positive, Toothless and I would go down here all the time." Hiccup soothed.

Snotlout took a whiff. "Ugh this place reeks!"

Astrid too wrinkled her nose in disgust. "Yeah, all the more reason to hurry up."

They split apart wide to cover more ground looking for a tank, and seat for Hiccup's motorcycle.

The twins weren't helping much. They acted like they were in heaven, swimming through the garbage and splashing each other like they were in a pool.

Fishlegs tried his best to help but in the end wouldn't touch a single thing.

Snotlout was surprisingly digging, whether to actually help Hiccup or look for his own stuff is unknown.

"Hey!" "I need some help over here!" Toothless called.

The others came wading towards him.

"What is it?" Ruffnut asked.

"Is it something dangerous?" Tuff said sounding hopeful.

"No better." He smirked.

He with the help of Snotlout pulled out a couple of after burners/exhaust pipes.

"Woah those things are huge." Hiccup commented.

Astrid picked one up to examine it. "With one of these o the bike of a bike you could get a great head start."

"How many are there T?" Tuffnut questioned.

"12."

Ruffnut counted with her fingers. "That's enough for all of us!"

"Yes!" "We can burn people!" Tuffnut exclaimed while banging his helmet against his sister's.

"Okay, let's load these up in the truck and try to find a seat and a tank." Hiccup reminded them.

Each member took turns hauling the pipes into the truck.

"Hiccup is this the seat you're looking for?" Snotlout asked holding the seat high above his head so Hiccup could see it.

"That's the one!" "Nice work Lout." Hiccup complimented.

After an hour and a half went by they finally found some luck when Snotlout loaded the dusty stained seat into the bed.

"How hard is it to find a bloody tank?" Snotlout yelled out to no one.

"I found a couple but all of them weren't even close to fitting." Astrid told him.

Tuffnut raised an eyebrow, confused. "What are you guys talking about?" "We found the perfect tank ages ago."

Ruffnut nodded her head. "Yeah, its right up there." She pointed to the perfect tank on top of a mountain of rubbish.

Toothless dropped the trash he was riffling through. Snotlout audibly face-palmed himself.

Astrid set her hands on her hips. "Why didn't you two muttonheads say something?"

"Hiccup!" Fishlegs called out to his friend.

Peering out of the vast garbage around Hiccup popped his head out.

"What is it?" He yelled back.

"We found the tank!" Fishlegs told him cupping his hands around his mouth to produce a louder sound.

Hiccup clawed his way up to meet the rest of them.

"Sweet!" "Who found it?" He questioned rubbing the dirt off of his clothes.

Snotlout scowled. "These two-"

Ruff and Tuff interrupted him. "What are you going to say?" "Blockheads?" "Simpletons?"

Snotlout didn't finish his sentence and growled crossing his arms over his chest.

Hiccup sighed audibly and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Okay...where is the tank?"

Toothless took the liberty to point to the top of the rubbish mountain.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hiccup replied deadpanned.

"Why can't anything be easy for us?" Fishlegs wondered out loud.

Hiccup clapped him on the back as he moved to stand next to the pile.

"Don't know, I've been asking the same question for 5 years now."

Hiccup started his climb up the mountain. He managed to slip a couple of times as the massive pile was unsteady. Lose garbage stumbled down as soon as he would touch them trying to find a suitable hand hold.

"Keep going Hiccup!" "You're almost there!" Fishlegs kept on shouting encouragements to him.

Hiccup let out one final grunt before he reached the top to where the tank was. He inspected the tank a little.

"This tank should do it, Toothless and Snotlout get to the bottom and I will roll this tank down to you." Hiccup directed.

Hiccup dug through the garbage to loosen the tank and gently pushed it right over the edge. The tank crashed at the bottom and both Toothless and Snotlout combined their strength to pick it up and carry it to the truck. Hiccup slid down the best he could down the mountain and landed into a tuck and roll.

Snotlout stretched his back and yawned. "Finally glad thats all taken care off, lets get out of this sewage."

The twins looked heartbroken. Tuffnut sniffed, "Why do we have to go its so fun here..."

Ruffnut nodded her head in agreement.

Toothless gestured to them. "Then by all means stay here while the rest of us will be on our way."

The others started to pile into the truck leaving the twins behind.

Ruffnut raised her hand and started running towards the truck. "Wait, we don't love it that much!"

Tuffnut ran along side her. "Yeah!" "Come on H don't do this to us!"

They both jumped into the truck bed right as Hiccup took off.

"Glad you two decided to join us." Hiccup chuckled as he made eye contact with them through the overhead mirror.

"We almost died." Ruff commented.

"It was awesome!" Tuff finished and high-fived Ruffnut.

Hiccup shook his head good-naturedly before focusing on the road. They quickly dropped off the parts to Gobber who smiled gratefully as he still didn't have success locating the parts. His bike now should be ready for the next race.

The gang rode back to Hiccup's place to just chill for the rest of the day. Hiccup opened the door to find it unlocked which was strange since his parents would still mostly like be at work. Stoick though was home still in his uniform sitting on the island in the kitchen doing research on his laptop.

"Dad?" Hiccup called out uncertainly.

Stoick glanced up at his intense stare at the computer.

"Hunter, Tobias, how are you two?"

Toothless enter the house followed by the others.

"We are good dad, but what are you doing home so early?"

Snotlout, Astrid, Fishlegs, and the twins took no heed towards the conversation and moved into the living room couches.

"Came home to do some research and I've had a busy day so I decided to take the rest of the evening off."

"What busy work did you do?" Hiccup asked sounded mildly interested.

"I busted some racers and took them in for questioning." Stoick replied nonchalant.

That peaked everyones attention. The others on the couches bristled but said nothing. They tuned an ear in to listen to the rest of the conversation, trying not to alert Stoick. Toothless had his eyebrows raised as he sat on the tall chair next to Stoick.

Hiccup cleared his throat. "Racers?"

Stoick smiled and laughed. "I know, hard to believe but I think we might be able to finally bust horrendous league once and for all."

Hiccup laughed uneasily. "Hehe...right...uh...what did you find out about this league?"

"Well, I will tell you the story." "I was doing my routine patrol around town when I came across these two racers speeding side by side." Stoick explained.

"I was able to give chase and call back up to cut them off and it worked." "They were both male and appeared to be around 17 years of age." "I can't disclose their identities since they are still minors."

Stoick let out a belly laugh. "You should have seen them though!" "They looked like they were going to wet themselves and decided to tell everything they know so they wouldn't go to jail or get fined."

"Both were apparently quite new to the league so they didn't know who is exactly running the whole thing but right now championship races are going on." "Its actually worse then we thought because its not just Berk doing illegal racing but the other surrounding districts as well!" "Would you believe that?"

Hiccup ran a hand through his hair as he now leaned his forearms against the island to listen more intently not liking where this is going. "Uh...yeah that's amazing."

Stoick nodded his head getting really into the retelling. "They said that the new thing this year was teams and that is what's going on now, the 2nd to last race is between 3 teams, The Warriors, The ShatterMasters (Dagur's team) and The Riders."

Toothless spoke up for the first time interrupting the story. "Did you get any names?"

Stoick demeanor changed as his expression looked slightly ticked off and frustrated. "No, they went to one race so far and all I got were the persons nicknames but the good news is they are very important racers."

Hiccup pushed him farther. "And these nicknames are?"

"A guy named Dagur, another named Toothless, a Stormfly, Savage and a couple of others but the guy who I'm trying to do more research on who is apparently the best racer of all time The Night Fury."

Hiccup felt as if someone dumped ice water through his veins. "The Night Fury?"

"Aye, I was able to find and print a picture of him, I was trying to search where to purchase a motorcycle and helmet like his so I can find where he normally hangs out at."

Stoick showed both of them the picture of the Night Fury which was during a race. The photo was a little blurry do to the high speeds he was going. Hiccup was bent low as his helmet covered his identity completely, his leather jacket was too blurry to make out any detail of it.

"Did you find anything off the searches?" Toothless asked trying cover the nervousness in his voice.

Stoick shook his head in disappointment. "No it seems everything is custom built so its hard to place so I have to locate certain parts of the motorcycle."

"Well, you have fun with that dad." Hiccup told him uneasily.

Not picking up on his tone Stoick merely just nodded and went back to work.

Hiccup and Toothless soon joined the others on the living room couches. The rest were doing anything but relaxing. Fishlegs looked like he was on a verge of a panic attack.

"Hiccup?" "Hiccup, what are we going to do?" "I'm too young to go to prison." Fishlegs panicked lowly so Stoick could not hear.

"Shut it Fishlegs, I'm too beautiful to go to prison anyways." Snotlout muttered.

"I'm sure you would just get arrested for your ugly face." Astrid commented.

Snotlout scowled as the twins laughed and continued to poke fun at him.

Hiccup silenced them. "Listen up, no one is going to prison okay?"

"Right he just knows our names how comforting." Snotlout grumbled.

"We are fine as long as he never finds the track." Toothless pointed out.

Hiccup nodded. "We all just need to be a little more careful around here from now on and keep racing talk to a minimal and try not to call each other by our nicknames."

The rest of the team still looked uneasy but nodded in agreement.

Snotlout sighed, "Let's just hope he doesn't find out before the races are over or we are all screwed."


Haha I'm sure some of you completely forgot about Stoick. I wonder how that's going to turn out...

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