Lady Mikasa Kurosaki D. Coldsteel von Hedgheg Wingates Hellsing Dragneel Uchiha Brando of Versailles Joins Team RWBY and Has Wonderful Adventures

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I am no Rooser Teeft Man

Chapter zapDos: Ur a wizard fairy

Sophia Brando woke the fuck up an instantanesly alert and ready becase she is train 4 the sooprise. She stretch out an yawn from her super deluxe bed creaate by alchemy by fusing the foor bunk bed togeether, and the rest of tem GOD RWBY minus GOD now sleep on floorl where they belong.

"DING DONG." The skool bell shouted at the studont body and like 5 of studeent shit themself because they just wonta sleep but it is soon to being class time.

Weiss pulls out secret photo of her sester, Winter, with Qrow from the CHRISTMASM party and shudders until she wake up, and go into baffroom to whore the hella up.

Ruby Nose rocks back and forf in the middel of all the dride doge turd Zwei leaf in the corner, and her cape is as red as hur eyes. She didnos get to use hte sleep from trauma of bigger sistur getting bang in same rom all the night, and now appears it has that Yang's neck is broked from all that head. Yang's neck is shit but it'll probobly get better.

And finaly butt not least, Blake Belladonut. She also like Rubsy keep all nigt up by the Yang bang except Blale was touchin herslef and thinking about ninjos and love and ninjas of love and maybe Naruto characters what a fuckin weeb.

"Za Warudo!" Sophia shouted as she froze tim becaus Weiss was taking so longe in the bathroom that Ruby shet herself making it like 6 studeent and she almost make them late foor Profecer Port's class but since time is pausu, Sophia make like Santa Clausu and run 2 class and throw her team int their seats b4 unpause the time.

"Hoe hoe hoe!" She smoothly shout since she makes like Santa Clausu but there an "e" at the end of "ho" as compare to Sophia the god, her team is paid female company and she said it 4 times not three because there are at least 4 of them but not 5 or mor.

"Good morning class but acshually welcum 2 Hell it's Monday. And wii have new classmaty. Heello dear, you've probably herd of me. It is I, Professor Porn, but you cn just call me Professor Penis as I m fond of giving out the sextra credit. It's illegal, but I say phuck it, it's legal."

Like, holy shit, if you could see Sophia Wingates Hellsing's face, you would know the meaning of the word damnation. The pure and unadulterated hatred emanating from her visage was nearly enough to spark a rampage of the Grimm in the Emerald Forest, never before had the world of Remnant experienced the deity slaying level of resentment that was almost physically manifesting from Lady Mikasa's eyes. Most semblances were not even as powerful as the forces of her condescension at that very moment, which seemed as if they could open the gates to the afterlife and end the miserable existence of every faunus in Vacuo. Only Port's sheer mustache was filtering out her rage and keeping him oblivious. That was when all her classmates found out Sophia was half angel and half demon and half secret military project or something, which means she's the best and most unique original character I've ever made.

"Now I'm giong to start furiousry stroking my own ego whic will sumhow teach u kids..." Porto begin the story of whic no true but than

"You shut your fucking mouth, I'm taking over your class because I am a better huntsman than you!" Sophia declared, which was 100% absolutely true that.

"Crazy Diamond!" She said, before Pores could do bulshit. A humanoide spirit mannifested behind her.

"DORARARARARARARA!" She shouted as she made her power rapididly punch Port's desk restooring it to it's orijinal components, turning it into hundreds of pizzas.

"Ur ass is grass!" Port anrgily screeced in fury beecause he was mad, "Im going too kill you so hard you die 2 death!"

"Yare yare daze." Sophia grumbled as she fired tendrils of spagheti out of her eyballs, which proceded to imobilize Port, who was unable to eet his wae out of his binding ass he is allergic to nuts.

nd everyone was like "woah you are so cool" 2 Sophia exsept for Cardint who was giving Velvet a wet willy in all foor of her fucking ears. Hwat the fug he broked his spine and licked his big toes so he couuld shove them in one pear of ears wile his fingers did the other? Wat the fuck happined? Also his dick was in her mouthh bu that wasnt realy important. Honestry it was prubably the most impresive thing Curdin maneged to do, ever.

Sophia gave Carbin the show him what fore.

And everybody cheered Sophia because she throw pizza party class and was everybudy's besto friendu and everybobby enjoyed delicious pizza except Cards because Lady Brando shattered his jaw.

to bee cuntinued.