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Chapter Fork: They don't think it be like it is but it do

Aphter all the bullshitto that is Beacun becum, Rooby accidentally inhale Pyrrha's asses after she am incineron fire, unlock her silver eyes power, and den poop on Cinder's perfect plalp keikaku, and now at hom wifh doting fadda Taiyang Xiao Long

"How ya fuckin donging?" Taiyang expleted like an short wearing fuck as his doughter (hte one he actchewly care aboot and is nut cripple-dipple), but he coold alreddy tel by smell that Rubby shit the bed again.

"Daddeh, I shit the bed again." Ruby excplainmed as she flooped outta the sheets and wiped her Dr. Philthy asshole on the nice carpet.

Large daddy Tieyane made a parental sound of exassperation ass he realyzed he wood just hav 2 throe out the hole room now and git a knew one.

The sounds off the construktion of Ruby's new roome completely shitfucked Yang's consentration, and she fail 2 build proosthetic arm out of the macarooni arts n crafts, which make Yang nut say she familiol love Rubby back.

"Looks like you all need to cheer up." This souper sugoi voice came intoo the house. It was Sophia Brando.

There she was, she jump throug and brake Ruble's new window, and Rubel shat the room agen and they gotta start ober, but it am Oh Key Dough-Ki as whole famrily is now happy that reelly awesom friend is now here.

Raby wass so exsited thas her silber eye power dick kickemed Penny's artificial soul str8 2 Hell.

Yang stoped beeing deepressed for half a crack.

As for the fatherman, Ruby is red, Taiyang's familry jewels r bloo, he am fail to impregnant womben in fitty yeers, this poem rimes like the ancient mariner.

Tieyang swivels his ocular organs in hes eye socksets, and he sees Sophia so hardd that his sunny D is also hardd, and it is burning a hole threw his pantaloons. The big boi father dude excuse himslef to go too Ruby's new rume which wassu still under constructon, and he paint the walls white.

At thes point, Rouby was so fuckin excited, that has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to look more like languiage san?

"ASS DICK WHORE SHIT PAINTBRUSH QUEEF SLUT FUCKER FAGGOT BITCH CHEESE CUNT QUEER COCK DOUCHE CUM LAWYER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SOPHIA MY SILVER EYES ARE MAGIC DO YOU THINK I'M COOL NOW?" Ruby verbally spasmed out loud ands it wass somefing like that so I just translate the foist part by typing out halft the big boy words I no (in all craps too because I am hard core).

"No." Sophia replied, and Ruby was so disappointed, half her entire face was blown off. And then she shat herself again. And then the rest of the face came off.

Now Robby's color scheeme is brown insteada red, but it does can not even matter because Rubsy is not mane charicature, but it is Sophia Brando, but cloaky still smellss like hot hot toilet eating up yer mom, so Sophia activated her own silver eyes power.

Divine light emanated from her eyes, and another figure came forth.

"「Made in Heaven」!" She shouted, materializing a bizarre centaur like figure. Time began to accelerate so fast that Taiyang had managed to impregnate the drywall, people started caring about the faunus, and then the universe imploded, resetting itself into a new reality, which is exactly the same reality where Sophia is the greatest thing that will happen in any existence, except now Ruby's diarrhea is replaced by diabetes.

In this new timeline, Ruby ate a cookie, and felt the distinct urge not to blast ass.

to bee cuntinued.


Translator's Notes:

「Keikaku」 means "plan"

「Yang Xiao Long」 means "Smaller asshole light in my eyes dargon"

「Taiyang Xiao Long」 means "Big dicked fucker cancer-inducing UV rays draco"

「Gibe all hte cash」 means go to my and give me the money I don't deserve