Lady Mikasa Kurosaki D. Coldsteel von Hedgheg Wingates Hellsing Dragneel Uchiha Brando of Versailles Joins Team RWBY and Has Wonderful Adventures

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Chapter 5: I'm not Rick Harrison, it is now time for this to become a self insert fic in this new universe

On my latest involuntary trip on Family Vacation Hell, I was somehow stupid enough to get hit by a bus in a foreign country. When I woke up, the first thing I saw was a shattered moon in the sky as I was lying on my back in what was probably not the same street I was brutally mangled in.

"Hello, are you okay?" a voice addresses me in an adorable Australian accent, which would explain the fucked up moon because everything is fucked up in Australia.

The second thing I saw after my sudden and inexplicable transportation to what had to at least have been another country was a girl with real rabbit ears. Two things happened in quick succession.

The first was that I soiled my pants with intense ass blasting because I was not some sort of furry degenerate. The second was that I realized with certainty that I had arrived in the world of Remnant in the fictional universe of RWBY, a web series that isn't even that particularly good but has improved vastly since it's inception, and that I still thoroughly enjoy.

"「Heaven's Door」!" I shouted, activating the Semblance I knew I probably had since you get all sorts of wacky powers in self inserts. Velvet saw my Semblance and immediately fell under it's thrall.

「Heaven's Door」, my Semblance that is totally my own original thing that I did not steal, I promise, is a Stand I mean Semblance that must be activated by shouting it's name in English marred by a heavy Japanese accent. Whoever sees it unravels into paper, with text and pictures written on it that details every detail about the victim's life. In addition, I may write things onto them in order to impose certain rules, such as "I can not harm Cornonjacob.", which would render Velvet unable to even tell her team about my Semblance, as that would be an intentional act that would likely result in my death.

Because this self insert universe gave me the perfect opportunity to live out my thirstiest fantasies online and be the hentai protag with the really shitty haircut that covers your eyes, as all self inserts are meant to do, I decided to grope Velvet's chest. Unfortunately, my involuntary and rather unreasonable hatred of furries caused me to subconsciously use my powers again, and her knockers unraveled into paper as well. I had no choice but to wipe my shit covered ass with the poor bunny faunus' titties.

"God damn it, why are her breasts so rough? Why is she secretly for realsies worst girl?" I bemoaned as I began to bleed out of the several cuts that Velvet's sandpaper udders had sliced into my sphincter.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WAIFU!?" A very angry voice screeched, coming from a Coco that had inconveniently been just around the corner out of my sight and had shown up now.

"「Heaven's Door」!" I smugly shouted, with the generic smirk the male anime protags these days like to use. That shit eating smirk disappeared as I realized that Coco was so angry, she was blinded by her rage and could not see the badly drawn MS Paint porn I was holding up to channel my Semblance.

She spun her minigun up and open fired on me. Since I'm really just a Chinese kid who's dealing with college and emotional issues, and did not actually have any real combat skills or a physics defying weapon that all the RWBY boys and girls have, and did not have time to get them, not even in self insert unrealistic short time because I've only had one chapter, I got to be featured on the other side of a Bastion's easily gotten Play of the Game.

Somehow I barely survived. That was when I got hit by another bus and returned to the real world, which is a pretty fucking terrible fate.

But if one good thing had come about from my lack of instant badassery upon entering a self insert, it was that my complete ineptitude had managed to alter fate itself, causing Sophia Brando to lose 「Made in Heaven」, and to an extent, everything was made right again.

In hte new unverse, wihch almost maches the canon set by Rooser Teeft, efter the fall of Beacon and deaf of Piyrha, Rubey and the Remnant (HaH geddit?) of team jNPR travels accross the land, searching far and wide for that one place while Qrow folow dem. And Sophia Brando is wiht them ass well.

to bee cuntinued.