here it is…
I double dog dare sans and papyrus to read a Sansxpapyrus fanfic (lemon). NO backing out.
Sans: NO BACKING OUT?!
Papyrus: ME AND SANS?! SHIPPED?!
Me: NOPE*kills Sans and Papyrus* Sorry, they're… uhh… not available at this time.
Toriel: Did I hear lemons? Sans, I thought you HATED lemon bars… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SANS?!
Me: Helped him.
NEXT
*space time warping sounds* *black haired kid wielding a scythe jumps through the ceiling* Hey im Obsidian and I hope you like random made up people jumping through your ceiling because i wants to contribute to your Q and A and I need to tell sans something (insert sans reacting here) TORIEL WANTS TO MARRY YOU!
Me: (0-0) Welp… sans is dead now… and Toriel heard that… So did frisk…
[RESET]
(everyone's alive again)
*space time warping sounds* *black haired kid wielding a scythe jumps through the ceiling* Hey im Obsidian and I hope you like random made up people jumping through your ceiling because i wants to contribute to your Q and A and I need to tell sans something) Sans: Huh? What is it? (TORIEL WANTS TO MARRY YOU!
Sans: 0-0
0 0
#-#
(it's supposed to be a blush)
Welp, I'm goin to Grillby's 2: The Refrying. I won't be back for a while.
Toriel: Did I hear my name?
Frisk: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SHIP IT LIKE UPS!
Toriel: Oh! Did the new jacket I bought for Sans get here?
Frisk: Still ship it.
Undyne: Aww, don't be sad, Asgore. There are plenty of "fish in the sea".
*sans sans-eports into the room*
Sans: heh. I get it.
Papyrus: *PAIN*
NEXT
So... Is Sans x Underfell! Sans canon? I have no life. c;
Sans: Nope. I'm done.
UF! Sans: (Underfell Sans word) this (Underfell Sans word), I'm out.
(they both sans-eport away{to different places mind you})
NEXT
HOI! IM TEMMIE!
tEMMIE: HoI!1!1!
Undyne: OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
*Temmies are everywhere. Only God can save us now-*
?: Or, in this case, two devils.
tEMMIE: NUUUuU!1! I've bIN Defeetid!1!
*all the tems are dead but one*
Me: Nice one Chara.
Chara: You weren't so bad yourself.
Me: *squeals* A GENUINE COMPLEMENT?! So you DO love me!
Chara: OH GOD FRISK SAVE ME PLZ GOAT MOM SAVE ME SOMEBODY PLEASE*gets hug tackled by Me*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NEXT
Frisk:I ship it.
I SAID NEXT(there is a lot)
Undyne and Papyrus have you met the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Sans have a joke showdown with The Joker
Undyne which of these ancient sea predators do you like the best: the giant shark, Megalodon; the giant bone armored fish, Dunkleosteus; or the giant eel crocodile, Mosasaurus?
Flowey play Plants vs Zombies 2 and defeat at least one boss
Frisk and Chara watch Ghostbusters
Mettaton does being in your 'computer' form cramp you?
Alphys did you and Undyne ever watch Shark Week?
Muffet who told you about Frisk?
Papyrus what would you do if you met Chuck Norris?
Chara which is scarier: Teletubbies, Barney the Dinosaur, The Grudge, a shirtless Dr. Eggman, or Mettaton EX dressed in a tutu?
Undyne&Papyrus&Me: ALL HAIL THE FSM. rAmen.
Sans: Nah. We did that once, and now the DC universe has a restraining order.
Undyne. Well, I would love to choose the Dunkleosteus, but poor Onion-San over there is trying really hard to act like all of them at once to get attention, so I gotta choose him. Sorry, Dunky.
Onion-San: YEAH! I'M ONION-DUNK-MOSA-MEGA!
Flowey: I beat it. Already. *shows the proof*
Frisk: OOH! That sounds fun!
Chara: I hate this crap.
Me: Oh! Can I join in?
Frisk: Sure!
Chara: NO!
Me: Okay then!
(everyone's reactions: Frisk! I LOVED IT! IT WAS REALLY A LESSON ABOUT FRIENDSHIP-
Chara: That's everything to you. Even the grudge was secretly "a lesson about loneliness and how to prevent it".
Frisk: IT WAS!
Chara: I liked all of it involving ghosts, and the rest was crap.
Me: I liked it. Other that the cruddy SFX, which was
END NOTE)
Mettaton: My normal form is just as fabulous as my EX form. And I'm a robot, so I don't cramp.
Alphys: Yes. Always. She goes CRAZY when we do though… It's like a feeding frenzy!
Muffet: Hm? Oh, it was a small person in green and yellow. I remember only that much.. Maybe 100 G would clear my memory…
Frisk:*turns to Chara*
Chara: Nope! Not me, I hate spiders.
Papyrus: I would challenge him to a good old fashioned duel! Nobody can beat the Great Papyrus!
Chuck: Except for Me, that is. *tosses Paps out the window with a good old-fashioned roundhouse kick*
Chara: None, the scariest thing is THIS DINGUS WHO WON'T STOP HUG TACKLING ME.
Me: Who could that be…?
Until next time guys!
