Alright. I'm back and BENDING SOME RULES TO GET WHAT I WANT! We got like 7 questions or something. Not like I read 'em or anything but STILL! Also, from NOW ON, if you have a question, PM it to me, okay? Thanks, y'all.

Frisk walked into the room, waving around a small box labelled "Questions". They ran into the room, then ran around a few times just for good measure. "Hey! Hey! We have ne-

Wait, why are we in a different format?"

"CHANGE IT BACK…" sans muttered lazily.

"Whatever! All of you come on out, we have more questions and dares!" Frisk yelled.

"ugh. More? I thought that this story was dead and gone." Chara groaned.

I shook my head. "This story isn't dead till im dead. NOW LET'S DO QUESTIONS!"

Question 1: *Opens up portal to an Older Fem Frisk X Sans universe.*

Interact with the characters from this Q and A. I'm going out for some Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Want any?

"NOOOOO THANK YOU THAT PLACE CAN GO BURN IN HELL NO THANK YOU." Frisk began to curl up in a ball and hide under a pillow.

"Okay then," I said. Next!

Question 2: Is Sans and Gaster related

"Well, my name is capitalized, so I guess I have to answer this. Gaster is my father. You disagree? Look my name up on , I dare you."

Question 3: Frisk, I triple-dog dare YOU to kiss Chara.(IF you back out,I WILL STOP WATCHING UNDERTALE!)

"…" Frisk stood there, confused, staring at the slip of paper.

Sans grinned. "we don't wanna lose any visitors. You know what to do."

"NO THANK YOU CHARAS MINE GET OUT OKAY BYE." I said quickly, throwing the small slip of paper on the floor.

Question 4: Hey Sans! Long time no see! *holds up condiments* Now, I RELISH in the thought of being able to KETCHUP with you, but I must *holds up banana pudding* SPILT!

"hmm… I mayo use those sometime!"

"SANS I WILL BREAK YOU"

"woah, now, you're turning into a muenster."

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

"No need for that papyrus. Alrighty, next que-" I began.

A blond woman with a red sweater, black sweatpants, and a name tag reading,*Salya Varcanti Serif* appears in a flash of pink.

"FATHER-IN-LAW GASTTTEERERRRRRERR" the woman blinks, her bright blue eyes dimming. "Dang, wrong Universe... *sigh* I wish Sans' machine would work already... He's so sad..." She stands up straight. "Hello, I am Salya Varcanti Serif, Wife of Comic Sans Serif in the universe Creative!Tale. He was kinda a creep at first, honestly... *she smiles good naturedly* but we got together. Quick thing... What are the pairings in this?"

She then teleported in another flash of pink to Chara.

"ALSO, Chara, heres some chocolate!" *Hands them 5 months' worth of chocolate.*

"uh… thanks…?" They took the chocolate and ate a bar.

"WHITE CHOCOLATE ISN'T REAL CHOCOLATE! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" She kept shouting 'ONE OF US' for a couple minutes before being teleported away and switched with a version of Sans holding a small black boned skeleton in a green dress with a Winnie the pooh blanket. He's cooing and smiling before looks up and is surprised. "Um... Why am I here?" He takes a paper from his back pocket, holding the child in one hand as he reads it and his eye sockets widen. "OHHH. Salya's shift started and I was sent in her place... Well, hello, I'm Sans! I see I'm in an alternate universe, most likely a Q&A based off the fact that Sal was here. Well, here are a few hopefully reasonable and inoffensive questions." He stuffs the paper in his jacket's pocket and hold the young skeleton with both hands.

"Frisk, what is your gender, or do you now have one?

Chara, same as Frisk."

"uh, not to interrupt but the author senses more questions so I will answer this one now. I, along with Chara, am genderfluid, but mostly go with "they" to avoid confusion." Frisk said.

"Way to answer my question for me, frisk," Chara said.

"Toriel, do you ever see yourself getting back with Asgore?" Ct! Sans asked.

"you need jesus," Toriel said.

Sans. Do you like Pokemon? CAUSE I NEED SOMEONE ON TEAM MYSTIC TO HELP ME TAKE DOWN A GYM NEARBY! I NEED HELP!"

He takes a breath. "Sorry, I've just been trying for, almost three weeks, to get the dang gym back from Valor..."

"HELL NO! TEAM INSTINCT!" I said, yelling.

"geez, man, calm down. But yeah, me and Pvm are on the same team. He paid everyone money to get them to be instinct. I'll still help though. You can have the gym, too."

CT! Sans then looks around before realizing something. "I'm sorry if you guys have already gotten some of these questions, I'm... Not very imaginative..." The child in his arms begins to look tired and yawns loudly. Sans smiles at the kid before waving by to everyone else and teleporting ways in a flash of blue.

"well that was eventful." Frisk said.

"I didn't even get to hug-tackle chara though…" I moaned.

" THANK GOD FOR THAT." Chara said.

"wait, what's this? MORE QUESTIONS?! Jesus, Shark Lord, you need to STOP. Just kidding, I love the support. Here they are:" I said, preparing to read off the small sheet of paper containing the questions.

Question 5: Alphys when you had Mettaton help you with getting Frisk to be your friend, why did you have him use a bleeping chainsaw?
Papyrus what would you say to Undyne if you learned what she done when Frisk tried to save her and when the Monster Kid's life was in danger?*whispers 'she didn't even offer to help Frisk'*
Sans what's your view of Spooky Scary Skeletons?
Muffet where did you get your pet?
{Temmie go on a night out in the town on my pet, Nightvern. *to the author, Nightvern is pitch black armored Wyvern that is twice of omega Flowey's size and had red eyes and a katana for a tail*}if you want or have her...Temmie's a girl right? set everything on fire with an escaped mental Sans Skull pet...whichever one you want
Undyne battle a mentally insane land great white shark with an AK47 and a laser beam attached to it's head...hehe sorry
Sans battle the true face of evil...Donald Trump
Toriel tell off all the monsters that tried to kill Frisk...Sans and Papyrus are the only ones who didn't try to kill them*glares at Chara*
Chara wear a pink princess dress and proclaim that your a pretty princess*don't tell them this, but if they denies this then have their worst nightmare give the ultimate bear hug imaginable*

"oh boy."

"well, y-you see, uh… I was hoping m-mettaton wouldn't find F-frisk."

Papyrus acted shocked. "SHE DIDN'T TRY TO HELP THEM? UNDYNE! GET IN HERE!

Sans took a deep breath. "welp…

Funny punny skeletons will ceaselessly make puns.

It won't stop till the sun rises then our work is done."

"Sans, dumb UNFUNNY skeletons should be at their sentry post!

Follow me and then you'll see I was the guardsman with the most."

"whats the matter, papyrus? Got a "bone" to pick?"

"SANS, you know I hate your puns."

"well you can suck a-"

"SANS!"

"okay, thanks for the parody guys, but its time to go. See ya!" I interrupted.

"I baked it myself, dearie~" Muffet replied.]

(the following event was recorded after the initial QandA process.:

"hello? Is anyone there? Well, if you get this, save me. Temmie hopped on a Gaster blaster, and set everything on fire while dating this giant dragon thingy. Now Temmie and the dragon had around a thousand Temmvern Babies and everyone else is dead! Please help.")

Undyne slung her spear over her shoulder. "Fight one of those… again?"

"wait, again?" Alphys asked, as undyne gestured to a decaying great white laser land shark corpse in the corner of the room.

"fight Trump? Oh yeah, im fighting trump AND Hillary. Go gary J!" sans put a shirt on that read ' gary Johnson for pres'

Toriel smiled. "I told them off the minute I knew we were safe."

" I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS! I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS! I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!" chara screamed.

"I'm hurt, chara. That hurt. In here." I said, tackle hugging her anyway.

K das it