THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS! It's great waking up to reviews! Thank oh THANK YOU for the reviews! Thank you all for the reviews but if you see anything wrong with the story like me not getting facts right or things like that please tell me! Now this is up to you guys to decide but i might make a new story! It would be a AU where the countries are Human and Youtubers. Also would it be bad if i added in SuFin? Yay or nay for Sufin in the story? Anyways on to the story!
-Chapter 2, the new diet-
-Finlands POV-
The flight was somewhat nice, a little girl kept kicking my seat demanding that i as Santa needs to give her presents. How did she even find out i'm Santa? Maybe little kids just know this type of stuff, oh how great it is to be back in Finland! I missed my country so much, being in the Nordic house* is nice and everything but its not the same as being in your own country.
Walking in to my house i got assaulted with dust, dust everywhere! It has been a while since i been here...oh no! I might of left some food in the fridge! It would be rotting! Walking to the kitchen i noticed a foul smell coming the kitchen, yup i defiantly left food in the fridge. Geez i'm a idiot! Well it looks like i'll be spending the day cleaning.. Emptying out the fridge was nasty, god i have so much fatty foods. Whose idea was it to get all of that? I finished cleaning up with dust all over me but a new cleaner house. My phone began to ring the Norwegian anthem telling me its Norway calling, i have a little debate but ultimately deciding to answer it.
"Hello?"
"Finland its Norway, where are you? Everyone's at the house" able to sense the worry in Norway's voice after years of practice.
"Oh shucks i forgot to tell you guys! I'm at my personal house in Finland, i'm not gonna be home for a while" I replied sheepishly
"Oh alright, don't be to long or else i'm sending Denmark and Sweden after you" Norway hung up after that, probably to make Dinner or something like that.
Well now that the house is clean i can search up that chart thingy, BMI i think its called. Grabbing my laptop and thanking the unlimited WiFi for countries* i looked up the BMI chart. Let's see the last time i weighed myself i was 156 pounds and i'm 5'7 so that makes me...overweight? B-but oh no! This isn't good at all! I could be even more then 156! I could be 168 or 200! Oh nononononnononono...i'll go on a diet! Yeah that's what i'll do!
Looking at the websites of the diets none of them seemed to really stick out, i don't feel like just eating vegetables or fruits to loose weight. Clicking on a website called "Pro Ana diet" my eyes were forced upon a purple and white website a 13 year old would use, it showed someone probably the blog owner way through this diet. I clicked the top right where it said "Pro Ana diet for guyzz!"looking at the diet it didn't seem to safe... Well i'll have to do it!
I mean if i wanna get back in to shape then i gotta do this, theres no easy way to loose weight. I decided to explore the website more, clicking on the "Talk to other users~" i was shown a chat board. Making a account on the website wasn't to hard, i just had to make a username, add my email and make a password then boom! It was done. Looking at the chat board i was astonished by how many other users were on here, not wanting to look like a creep watching others conversations i started to type.
flowerboy: Uh hello, i'm new here.
AnaGurl: Omg Hay! Welcome to the Ana lifestyle, may i ask your Gender and Weight if you don't mind?
Flowerboy: 156 and i'm a guy, i need some advice for getting food. What should i buy and not buy? The diet just says not go over 500 calories a day.
AnaGurl: Omg a guy! This is a first, well anyways i suggest buying no sweets so when you start to binge you won't get as many calories, avoid bread and pasta and things like that okay?
Flowerboy: Thank you, do not many guys do this?
AnaGurl: Nope, most just exercise the heck out of things. What's your goal weight?
Flowerboy: I don't know, i just wanna lose the weight. Any suggestions?
AnaGurl: Hmm since your 156 pounds i would suggest 130 or 120 for the start.
Flowerboy: Thanks, i gotta go shopping now.
AnaGurl: Are you gonna be on again?
I wasn't planning on coming back here...well whoever AnaGurl is seems nice and wants me to come back. I might as well right? It won't hurt to make some more friends!
Flowerboy: Yup, thanks for the help. Seriously.
Signing off i walked to the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror, god i was so big! my sides are HUGE and my thighs are disgusting! How could i let myself go like this? i mean it's disgusting! Was my chin this large before? All those girls on the website who were talking about "Thinspiration" were all so skinny! They all had flat stomachs and the guys in the diet for guys all had such skinny bodies, i really need to get a move on!
I got the dust off me and my clothes, grabbing a pen and paper i began writing down my grocery list for what to buy.
Grocery list
1: Water bottles for running
2: Diet sodas
3: Some snack bars
4: Carrots and other vegatables
That's pretty much all i need, the diet does say to not eat a lot. Well i should buy a Scale and maybe a mini book so i can track how i'm doing! Yeah that's what i'll grab! It's a shame i can't buy salmiakkia, it's so tasty! But i gotta stick to the diet! Well maybe if i cheat once in a while then it'll be fine, it's only a diet! I grabbed my coat, wallet and the new grocery list and walked outside. I wonder when it started to rain*? That's weird.
-End of chapter two-
I feel like i failed with this chapter, like i rushed it at the beginning then slowed it down so much. But anyways i sneaked in some headcanons of mine, i believe that the Nordics all share one house in one of the Nordic countries for a few years then they move to another Nordic country and live there for a couple of years. Now i see that Countries have to have unlimited WiFi by demand from their bosses in case a emergency ever happens and they need to reach their boss or another country. Now a lot of peoples headcanon is that when a country is raining their country representative is crying, now i like this but that means that England would constantly be crying so i kinda altered it to make it that a countries weather represents their actions, like rain means that's a bad idea to do this. So yeah, i saw some Pro Ana websites and i instantly knew i should add a pro ana website in to the story. I saw some users talking about Ana Buddies to help them threw so you know i added that in there to. Not all Pro Ana blogs are bad, most are used to help people with Anorexia cope so please don't go hating on them. Not everyone owns a scale so that's why i had Finny guess his weight. I'm Canadian with very little knowledge on the place Finland so please tell me if i got something wrong. Also please tell me whether or not you want SuFin and if i should write a Youtube AU for the Hetalia cast.
