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THANK YOU ALL FOR THE REVIEWS AND I'M SO SO SO SORRY FOR THE TIME IT TOOK FOR A UPDATE! I'M CURRENTLY WRITING THIS AT 12:32 AM SINCE FANFICTION HAS FINALLY BEEN WORKING AND LETTING ME GET ON MY ACCOUNT TO WRITE/UPDATE STORIES! Seriously though i'm extremely sorry for not being able to update this story! Since you all voted YES for SuFin then it shall appear in the story! As for the youtuber AU i will start that around 6-10th chapter of this story! Thank you all for the reviews (I LOVE READING THEM!) and being patient for the update of the story, you all rock!

Alright so, when the worlds are like this: blobdedapop. It's when Finland is thinking! I thought i should give you all a heads up.

IMPORTANT: since i have to prepare for school the chapters will either A.) Come out longer yet take longer to update the story. Or B.) Shorter chapters come out around the same time span it takes right now. Thank you for reading this.


Chapter three: Voices?

Finland walked in to the grocery store, list in hand he sought out the very little on his list. He First grabbed the scale in the fitness section of the store along with some protein bars, Zero calories and only 2 grams of fat for every 4 bars thankfully. Next stop is the Vegetable isle!

Sadly the sweet's isle was so close to the Vegetables, why WHY must they keep them so close? Oh the salamakki is practically yelling at me to buy it! Oh the Ässä is just sitting there ready to be bought! No Tino, you are going to get the vegetables then buy the rest of the stuff. You must stick to this diet! OH MY GOD IS THAT DUMLE?

Wait no we can't get Dumle either me, just buy the groceries for this diet. GODDAMMIT ME STOP LOOKING AT THE CANDIES! YES GOOD JOB MOVE YOUR FEET. Alright now you got the vegetabl- STOP LOOKING AT THE CANDIES.

Quickly turning his head away from the delicious mass of treats he walk- Errr Sprinted down the aisle to get away from the heavenly amount of deliciousness. Grabbing the diet sodas and bottled waters there was only one last thing to grab. The Tracking Book.

But oh no, there was a problem. 30 year old moms were swarming the fitness book area, they were all after that one book. Tracking book for ladies! (*Cough* There were no other books sadly *Cough*) It was brand new, ONLY ONE BOOK REMAINED!

The 30 year old moms were all fighting over that one special book, Finland silently crept up to the un-touched copy and grabbed it. All the heads turned his way, it was silent for 30 seconds while Finland had a deer in the headlights moment until.

"HE GOT THE BOOK!"

The crowd of 30 year old mothers gave a ferocious yell at charged at Finland while their husbands held their children. Running for his life or what seemed like that as they chased him around the store. After what seemed like years when it was really only 5 minutes he found the exit.

Throwing money at the cashier like no body's business he dashed out of the store. Car? Who needs a car! This Finnish man has a hoard of 30 year old ladies after his book! Finland was able to escape the ladies as he ran all the way home and Hurled open the door.

Panting like Hanatamago after 5 hours outside on a hot sweaty day Finland threw himself on to the couch.

Well, at least i got the required amount of exercise! Why were there so many girl's after this book? Oh yeah this was the last one left. Oh no! I was so rude to them! I should of given them the book and just went to another shop find the same book! God i'm a failure...

Sighing he got up and dragged himself to the computer, looking down he got 5 Messages from Su-San.

Su-San: Hey Fin are you there?

Su-San: Are you alright? Norway said you're in your country right now.

Su-San: How was the flight?

Su-San: Finny, are you okay? If you're mad at me tell me :(

Su-San: I'm sorry if i did anything wrong Finny.

Oh great! Look at that you let Sve worry about you, didn't you say to always have your phone with you?! Just respond then go on the diet website simple as that. You can't muck this up!

Finland: Sorry Sve! I was at the grocery store. I am in my country and i'm not mad at you at all! I have no reasons to be mad at you in the first place, i need to go make some dinner now so i'll talk to you later!

Su-San: Oh alright, if anything is troubling you then tell me. I love you Finny have a great dinner.

There we go, Sve is taken care of now so go on the dieting website and real the rules. Finland was tempted to tell Sve what he was doing and send him the whole diet page, they're dating (Though Sve loves to think they are married) it only make sense to tell each other what they're doing but his thought's seem to repel at the thought.

NO! YOU ARE NOT TELLING SVE ABOUT WHAT YOUR DOING! It's for the best he doesn't know. Now get your butt to work and look at the diet website!

Finland didn't like this new voice in his head, in fact a voice in your head is hardly good news at all. This voice was yelling over a tinnier voice telling Finland that this whole diet WON'T be a good idea. He sighed, why are there two voices in his head?

Shaking his head he got on to the website, clicking the "Rules!" he looked down at the many many rules of this diet.

"Well lets get to work."


EDIT: Thank you Savarra for pointing out my Mistake in spelling Angel.

Well it started out funny but then it came down to sad again, I'm sorry if you now and forever hate me for making you laugh and then depressed... In the story (This isn't even a headcanon i'm just doing it for no reason) as pay back for Sweden calling Finland "Wife" he calls Swden "Su-San". Usually he'll call Sweden "Su-San" in English speaking countries where it's a feminine name. Now on to the two little voices in Finland's head are your "Demon" and "Angel". You know the 2 that sit on peoples shoulders? So this eating disorder is going to be Finland's "Demon" where it takes over his mind (Like many eating disorders tend to do) and soon much more. The "Angel" is going to be Common Sense. Common sense will tell you that these types of "Diets" are extremely dangerous, however we don't always go along with Common sense do we? Thank's for reading the chapter's of this story and please review! It makes my dy reading reviews!