Dear stupid and useless diary,

I hate Snow White. Her voice has come to irritates me to a whole new level, when she was a child and she looked up at me as a big sister and not as an evil step-mother she wasn't irritating, she was actually a quiet and obedient child, that was until she turned 14 and discovered boys, she still believed in True Love and all that jazz ut she became a bundle of hormones, those were the worst years of my life, not as shitty as being married to Leopold but you get the idea.

Also her way of running is just not normal I mean who the fuck runs like a baby deer? Apparently Snow does. If Henry heard me saying this he would say that i sound like someone called Regina George, no clue of who she is.

Also what's with her goddamn mood that just screams HAPPINESS & JOY all the time, who the fuck is happy all the time? Apparently Snow is! Not even that dwarf called Happy is as happy as Snow-fucking-White. Christ I'm glad Emma didn't inherited that, could you picture that? Emma Swan the butchest lesbian that i've ever meet being as irritating as her mother? I'd want to kill her instead of wanting to fuck and get fucked by her.

With all my hate,

Regina.


A/N: If you come from Wattpad they Hey there fam! This is story is pure and fucking nonsense mixed with a very different Regina Mills. You can bibbity bobbity get the fuck off from my Fic if you coming to hate also a few of these chapters are being rewritten.