Dear stupid and useless diary,

Dear Lord, I hope you give me the answer as to how Emma Swan gets in her skintight jeans as well as which is the easiest way to remove them, preferably with my teeth, Amen.

Now that we got that over with, i shall begin to tell you how i fell head over heels in love with Emma Swan.

I already had feelings for her since the moment she brought Henry back home when he went looking for her, the feelings grew deeper the moment she rescued Henry from the mine and they kept growing whenever she defied me and pushed my buttons, but the moment i fell for her was the night i thought i was never going to see her ever again which was the night that she and Ass-White got sucked into the portal that Jefferson's hat created. The only one that has always knew about my feelings towards the blonde is our ever intuitive son, he even confronted me about them the next day, i fought to bring her and Ass-White back... i even sucked a death curse for her just like she has risked her life over and over again for me, she survived one of my mothers attempts at taking out her heart... i never knew how, she never told me. I just know that whenever i look at those emerald eyes they shine so bright back at me.

With all my hate,

Regina