Dear stupid and useless diary,

Today I've decided to start a new operation, it's called "How to get Miss Swan out of her pants and into mine" the process is simple; I'll observe Miss Swan and subtly flirt with her and see how many times I can make her blush and make her breath hitch until she FINALLY slams me against a wall or her desk and fucks me hard.

I will report how the operation develops.

With all my hate,
Regina.


A/N: This one is just plain stupid. I apologize.