Dear stupid and useless diary,

Today was a stressful day. I had meetings scheduled for almost 5 hours and they lasted one and a half hours each, I had to deal with incompetents all day, and sexists pigs that when first entered MY conference room thought i was the coffee girl. I almost ripped off one of those idiots hand for grabbing my butt, instead i casted a spell on the moron that made his genitalia itchy.

The only highlight was showing unannounced at the Sheriff Station and being blessed with an sweating Miss Swan flexing her arms as she did push ups and burpbees. She was dressed in a muscle top that showed her Victoria's Secret sports bra as well as those abs that I just wanted to lick, Nike pro exercise shorts that encased her ass and Nike sneakers, I felt my body grow hot as I watched her muscles ripple, I just wanted her to take me right there and then. I announced my presence by clearing my throat and she got up and tied her hair was in a messy bun, her neck had drops of sweat that dissapeared in the valley of her torso, I couldn't help but look her up and down and lick my lips, I saw her gulp and I almost grabbed her hair and kissed her roughly, I composed myself and told her we had to discuss some idiotic thing like Henry's school and then unnecessary towns topics. After I left the station I had to go and take care of myself. Good thing Storybrooke has a 'The Pleasure Chest' that only a very few citizens know of.

Long story short diary, I ruined a very expensive set of red lace lingerie and made my clit over sensitive thanks to Miss Swan, but the operation has started.

With all my hate,

Regina.