Dear stupid and useless diary,
The man whose name I still don't bother to listen to approached me today, it may appear that he wanted a date I don't know I wasn't listening to him, I was staring at Ms. Swan's ass while she was perched on a stool in Granny's, luckily my dear and precious son scared him. I wonder WHY Ass-White thought that I could like him, he's a man and I'm very much a lesbian, I even got a tongue piercing a few years ago to prove it (I saw it was in the "lesbian starter pack") but i don't use it that often because I tend to swallow the barbells without knowing.
In other news, its the third day of the operation and I subtly implied that when Henry was a toddler we moved for a while to California where I had a lesbian lover named Lexa and that she and Henry bonded so well and we ended in good terms that sometimes we still go and visit. Ms. Swan seemed jealous until I told her that Lexa got married to a girl named Clarke, and that next time we go to California she should join us and make it a family trip. In fact i suggested that we should start to take family trips, just her, me and Henry. The Swan-Mills family.
With all my hate,
Regina.
