Karkat didn't know why Dave dragged him to this shitty party. The music was very loud, and it hurt Karkat's ears as stood at the corner of the room, against the wall. The troll held two red solo cups, one that was his, and one that was Dave's. He looked over at the right corner of the room, where his albino boyfriend was DJing. He had one hand on the turntable, and the other on the bass control. That usual, stupid smile was plastered on his face, and the colored strobe lights in the room reflected off his black shades.

There was a bit of a blush on his face, and he was dancing. The alien assumed he was partially drunk, as he'd been ingesting the strange soporific substance in the cup. Some kind of human drink that smelled bad and tasted worse, although it was okay mixed with other human drinks.

"Yoooo!"

Dave spoke over the microphone, stopping the music. "It's yo boy D-Stri! This next one goes out to my boy Karkat. Love you, lil' man!" The albino waved at Karkat. A bunch of people turned to look at the troll, and he blushed darkly. "Dave!" He hissed.

Dave put a cheesy romantic song on, and crept away from his DJ station. He picked up a bottle of champagne from the table with one hand and came up behind Karkat, sliding his hand down the alien's side, resting on his hip. "Hey Kar," he laughed. The troll's face was bright red, and he poured some of the champagne into one of the cups Karkat was holding. The albino put the bottle down and took the cup from Karkat, sipping the alcoholic beverage from the cup. Dave whispered the lyrics in his matesprit's ear, swaying his hips.

"Dave, you're fucking...whatever you call your weird ass human state of intoxication," Karkat muttered. "I know. It's pretty fuckin' sweet," Dave laughed, drinking the last of the champagne in the cup and pouring a bit more. He put a bit in his boyfriend's cup before Karkat pulled it away, leaving Dave pouring the champagne on the floor. The albino whispered the lyrics into Karkat's ear, laughing and blushing.

"And 'D-Stri?' Are you fucking serious?" He muttered. "What? It's my sick ass DJ name," the Knight of Time laughed. "Alright, time to go," Karkat hissed, taking Dave's hand and leading him outside. He kept drinking the champagne in the cup as Karkat pulled him along. They left the building into the chilly night. The troll shivered a bit in the cold, wrapping his arms around himself to try and keep warm. Dave laughed and took off his suit jacket, putting it over Karkat's shoulders. He blushed softly and hailed a cab.

When it came, the two climbed into the back, and Dave put his arm around Karkat. "I love you, Kar Kar."

That dumb smile made Karkat blush, and he glanced away. "I love you too, Dave." The albino grabbed Karkat's chin and turned the troll to face him. The alien stared into his matesprit's half-lidded eyes through his black shades. The albino's lips met Karkat's black ones, and the atmosphere suddenly changed. The troll tasted the alcohol on Dave's lips and tongue, and hoped that the cab driver wasn't homophobic. He shuddered as Dave forced his tongue into his mouth. Even when he was wasted as fuck, Dave was a great kisser. The alien moaned softly, letting the albino explore his mouth.

When they got to the stop, the Knight of Time thanked the driver and paid him an amount that was probably way too much, but Dave was too wasted to notice anyways. Karkat let his matesprit rest against his shoulder, leading him to their apartment. As soon as they got inside, Dave ran to the bathroom and got sick.

Gross.

He came out without his shades, white hair a mess and red eyes half lidded. His cheeks were red, and he was drooling a bit. "This is why you don't drink that shit!" Karkat muttered, letting his matesprit rest against him. "Let's have sex!" Dave suggested, wiping his mouth. "Okay. After you clean yourself up, you gross piece of shit."

Dave laughed and went into the bathroom, wiping his face off and fixing his hair. He came out of the bathroom in only his pants. The alien sighed and led the Knight of Time to their bedroom.

Karkat stripped down, crawling into the bed next to Dave, who was entirely naked. "I guess I'll top tonight," he mumbled, sitting on the human's thighs. Dave started laughing. He kept laughing every single time his boyfriend tried to do something hot. Karkat's face was red, and Dave kept laughing.

"I'm trying to be hot! Quit laughing, you festering assbucket."

The alien looked at him angrily.

He looked so cute when he blushed. His smile was so adorable, and his laughing was the most adorable thing ever. Karkat got off Dave, who was still laughing like an idiot and put his clothes back on. Maybe they could try again some other time when Dave wasn't totally fucking wasted.

"How about we cuddle and watch a movie instead?" The alien asked. Dave nodded, sitting up whilst still snickering. He put a t shirt and shorts on, following Karkat out to the living room.

He sat down on the couch, and Dave laid his head down on Karkat's lap. The troll gently ran his fingers through the albino's stupid ugly white boy hair, flipping on the TV and finding some shitty romance movie. It was weird seeing only movies of humans kissing and having sex after watching so many of Karkat's silly troll movies on the meteor.

The troll movies were much better.

The Knight of Blood removed the blanket from the top of the couch and put it over Dave. He was very tired, and Karkat playing with his hair like that didn't really help much.

"How are you feeling, 'D-Stri?'" the troll teased. Dave simply nodded, and Karkat sighed. He knew that his matesprit would be hungover tomorrow, and he'd have to go pick up his turntables and such from that silly human place.

Still. Karkat loved every part of him, and would help him nurse his hangover if it meant they got to be together more.

"Goodnight, you human drunk idiot," the alien smiled softly, kissing Dave's head.