Author's Note #1: The reason this story is rated M, for all the times we did NOT see. This chapter was supposed to be about Ace, (which I am working on for the person I promised I would) but then I had some trouble getting into his character and such so this was written. It was always going to be in here, because for one, shower sex, for another: I've seen hotel showers. They are not always glamours and I wanted to take comedic take on it. What am I doing, mixing fucking with comedy? Ah well, experiments, right? If you haven't already, vote, there's a poll on my profile (as well as an explanation of how I'll be dealing with my stories) about whether or not to do a Beautiful Disaster sequel. If I were to do it (which I kinda have ideas for) it would be a trilogy. And this collection of one-shots will probably just keep growing. I don't own One Piece. I think I've been reading/writing too much yaoi, I'm writing a het story for Percy Jackson and I keep writing "he" or "Zoro" or "Sanji" because I think I've written their names more than anyone else in any story ever. And then I can't remember how straight relationships work (though they aren't that different from gay ones) and then I forget I'm not writing about Zoro and Sanji. If you like Percy Jackson, check it out. It's called Foot in Your Mouth. Also, you're not going to believe this, but I just plotted out ALL of if my heart was a house. Anyone want to guess how many chapters it'll be? I haven't written this in a long time; like, since I wrote Force of Nature, which was back in September or October. So … sorry if this sucks. I figured the best kind of sex is the playful kind, which I don't think I've done yet.
Beautiful Moments
by: Setkia
Structurally Impossible
Moment Summary
Takes place in chapter 40, when the "second round of sex addiction" happens.
Hotel showers, Sanji decided, were not designed to have sex in.
Hotel showers, Sanji decided, were not designed to have sex in. In fact, the whole structure of the shower was violently opposed to any movement and it seemed as though the constructor of the shower had had one and only one thought in mind while building it: "let's make it physically impossible to have sex in here!".
Sanji grinned. It was a good thing he was flexible then and Zoro was more than creative enough to manage. Besides, with the kind of acoustics the bathroom had, one could hardly blame them; the room screamed for them to fuck in it.
The moment the bathroom door closed, Sanji was pressed up against the wall. He remarked, for perhaps the thousandth time, how strange it was that Zoro shared quite a few traits of the cooks and yet he didn't hate him; quite the opposite actually. Zoro was rough and loud and kind of obnoxious at times. He was rude and he wasn't gentle, though he could be more often than not he opted for force when dealing with certain problems. He could feel the doorknob of the bathroom digging into his back and instead of wincing in pain, he almost arched his back in pleasure. When Zoro got rough, he got excited. Maybe because Zoro was a somewhat composed guy and to know that he just lost it around Sanji made him feel special. He was being reintroduced into everything and though Zoro was right saying that he couldn't forget, he could probably live off the new memories till he was over a century old.
Sanji tugged at Zoro's hair, feeling his bare body against his. Every curve, every groove, he wanted to memorize it. Zoro pushed back against him and moaned. Now that they had done it both ways Sanji wondered if he'd have to ask Zoro which way they were doing it now, if Zoro would just expect to bottom again since Sanji still wasn't used to it, or if Zoro was high after topping and wanted Sanji to bottom.
Sanji knew which way he wanted it.
"Wanna fuck?" he asked, quoting Zoro the morning after they had done it for the first time.
Zoro laughed. "That was the plan," he said, putting an arm underneath Sanji's knees and lifting him onto the bathroom counter. The marble was freezing but Zoro's body warmed him up quickly.
"No," said Sanji, pushing on Zoro's chest and forcing him to step back a bit. Sanji told himself to do it now before he could second guess himself and brought his legs up onto the counter, spreading them wide. "I meant, do you want to fuck me?"
"Fuck …"
"That was the plan," Sanji said with a smirk.
"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you get all confident?" Zoro asked nearly growling with need. "Get in the shower," he told Sanji, nodding towards the see-through shower that faced the mirror.
Sanji was slightly confused but Zoro grinned. "I asked you to join me, didn't I?"
Sanji had never moved faster, jumping off of the counter and turning on the water inside the shower. "Shit that's cold!"
Zoro wrapped his arms around Sanji from behind and whispered in his ear. "Patience is virtue."
Oh yes, Sanji could feel Zoro's "patience" against his ass.
Sanji reached up behind him and grabbed Zoro by his hair, bringing his head down for a harsh kiss. His hips rocked backwards and he swallowed Zoro's gasp. Sanji wrapped one of his legs around Zoro's ankle, and pulled his foot forwards. He planned on swapping positions with Zoro so that he would feel the cold of the shower, but it didn't work out that way. Instead Zoro lurched forward and Sanji tumbled with his weight, the both of them stumbling into the cold shower, though it was warmer than it was before.
"Shit, that's cold."
"Told you so," Sanji said, laughing.
Kissing a wet Zoro with cold water was what Sanji imagined kissing in the rain was like. It mixed in with their saliva and made their bodies extra slippery. Zoro framed Sanji's face with his hands, pressing a kiss to his forehead.
It was all in his eyes. He loved him, he really did and Sanji could feel it, knew that there weren't proper words to describe this feeling other than … infinite. Like they could stay young forever frozen in this moment, unaffected by the passage of time.
And then Zoro screamed like a girl.
"Fucking hell that got hot quickly!"
Sanji, adjusted to the temperature couldn't help laughing. He tossed his head back and laughed, which was either a good thing or a bad thing depending on how you looked at it, because now Zoro had complete access to his neck.
He could feel Zoro's lips working their magic on his neck. Sanji reached between the two of them, taking Zoro's cock in his hand. Zoro bit down hard on Sanji's neck as he started stroking him. Zoro thrust into Sanji's hand.
Searching wildly behind him blindly, Sanji grabbed for something, anything to use as lube. Several things were knocked off the tiny shelf inside the shower, one being a razor that struck against his knee harshly. "Shit," he grumbled before he managed to get his hands on something solid.
He pulled it forward to give to Zoro and frowned. "Conditioner?" The problem with conditioner: it did not make a good lube. "Fuck."
Zoro laughed. "I know, curse them for not prepping their showers with lube for when a horny gay couple want to fuck in it!"
Sanji kissed him silent, stroking him harder. He could feel the precum wetting his fingers. When he pulled his hand away Zoro actually whined until he saw what Sanji was doing.
Using Zoro's cum as lubricant Sanji put a finger to his entrance, pushing it in. Zoro watched him, mouth agape, somewhere between shock and complete arousal. Sanji leaned back, inserting another finger, his head hitting the hard wall, the shower knob digging into his back.
When he was prepped and ready, Zoro pushed himself in quickly.
Sanji gasped, unable to hold in his surprise.
"I got a rough fucking second time 'round, figured I may as well give you one, yeah?"
And it felt different, to know it was Zoro who was pounding into him so insistently. He arched his back as Zoro hit prostate and wrapped his legs around Zoro's waist. It was a pretty small shower, not much room, but they managed better in his position.
"Shit, I'm gonna cum," Zoro warned and Sanji could feel himself losing his grip on reality as well.
With one final thrust, Sanji was pushed harshly against the wall and he moaned loudly when—
"FUCKING HELL!"
With the force of Zoro's thrust, Sanji had inadvertently turned the shower tap onto cold.
Sanji laughed and once Zoro got off the shock of being plunged into ice cold water, he laughed too.
"We're fucking crazy, aren't we?"
"Me and you," Sanji said with a laugh, a content smile on his face. "We just did something that's supposed to be structurally impossible."
And Zoro swore that in that moment, wet, sweaty and smelling of sex with that cocky smirk Sanji had never looked more beautiful.
Author's Note #2: The thank-yous!
Jul 4 c4 10
Raigon: Thank you! I just figured someone had to be a skeptic and I figured it would be Usopp, it's in Luffy's nature to be so accepting and focus on all sorts of other things. I thought if anyone could get him to see it the right way, it would be Kaya, right? I'M STILL NOT OVER IT. I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT.
HollyWoodFix: I wanted to show all sides of society in reacting to the LGBTQ community. IT STILL HASN'T PASSED.
Shizuka Taiyou (x2): I don't watch Criminal Minds, I think I've heard of it though. I think I might take you up on that offer, but I'm pretty busy with other stories right now. I've got a Kid and Liz one planned, though I don't know when I'll get around to it, but it'll be 8 chapters. Eight. For Kid.
leon-andrew: I'm really happy it was touching to you. I really appreciate it and I'm sorry if I brought up bad memories by accident.
Ashlielle: Funny thing: I was watching it, right, and then I was like, "how old is Whitebeard?" to my friend and he knew the answer but he was like, "why don't you look it up?" and right underneath Whitebeard's age was "status: deceased" and then I just went "WHAT? SPOILERS ANYONE?" and he was like, "oh yeah ... but the only reason you're sad and like him is because Ace liked him" and he was right. I barely got over Ace's death and then Whitebeard ... NO. I was legit crying for so long. I'm still not over it.
VeryFineAutumn4869: Miyagi and Shinobu are my FAVORITE Junjou Romantica couple. My favorite couples are always the ones who get the least amount of screen time, I'm literally like Shinobu, so awkward, trying so hard, totally can't cook, stresses over things and forgets to communicate and so straight forward and blunt. Plus, Kisa Shouta ... I love him. He had the angst/happy ending I love.
So now, if you haven't checked it out, please check out my next biggest project (and my profile where I explain everything) if my heart was a house and review to it. I'm going off to an anime convention tomorrow! YES! First one ever, will probably be broke soon.
