This was the Claw Machine Prompt from Caesar's Palace. The line of dialogue I had to use was "Your pumpkin pie is as dry as your personality." Warriors are humanized in this.
DING DONG. Leafpool squealed in excitement and raced over to the front door. She had invited her three children over for a dinner with their father, whom they all hated with a burning passion. The brown-haired woman wished to change this, as she felt that everyone should recieve love and attention from both their parents. Leafpool paused. Then again, she did enjoy being the favorite. Shaking the thought from her head, she smoothed down her green dress and opened the door. On the porch stood a tall, blonde boy dressed in a stained white t-shirt and camoflauge pants with holes torn in the knees. Next to him stood a short boy with ashy-gray hair and black, thick rimmed glasses. He was wearing an orange blazer that looked awfully like his school uniform.
"Oh my goodness, look at my little babies!" Leafpool shrieked and wrapped the two college students in a bear hug. They squirmed around, finally pushing away from their mother.
"I missed you so much!" Leafpool said. They backed away, scared that she was going to hug them again, almost falling down the porch steps and into a pretty girl with pitch black hair and green eyes, who was coming up the stairs. She wore a green dress that matched Leafpool's, and she narrowed her eyes when she saw that her mother was wearing the same thing she was.
"Oh, Hollyleaf!" Leafpool moaned. It was her daughter's time for a hug. Hollyleaf pushed past the brown-haired woman and into the house.
"Mom, why is Crowfeather here?!" she said warily, staring at the black-haired man lounging on the couch. Leafpool entered the house with Lionblaze and Jayfeather behind her.
"Oh, he's having dinner with us!" Leafpool said cheerfully, beaming at her husband. Her children groaned. Before they could say anything, Leafpool spoke again.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go eat!"
"Uh," Crowfeather said, not moving his eyes from the TV in front of him. "I had Chineese takeout like, thirty minutes ago." Leafpool glared at him.
"I said, let's go eat!" she said sharply. Crowfeather cursed under his breath, but got up to go sit at the table. The children relunctanly followed, each taking a seat as far away from their father as possible, while Leafpool rushed into the kitchen to bring the food to the table.
"What'd you make for us?" Hollyleaf called. Leafpool didn't reply, but instead brought a large dish into the room. It was covered in tinfoil, and by the looks of it, sticky. Lionblaze peeled back the tinfoil a little, in an attempt to see what he would be eating. His mother smacked his hand, then hurried back to the kitchen.
"Ouch..." he grumbled, shaking his hand and then placing it back on his lap. Leafpool returned to the dining room holding a plate. On it sat a large pumpkin pie. She smiled at her family and placed the pie on the table, then peeled the tinfoil off the dish.
"Chicken wings?!" the three children said in confusion. Leafpool laughed.
"Yes, yes, chicken wings. I figured you'd like it better than some fancy dinner that you've never heard of." Jayfeather stared at Leafpool.
"I'm vegetarian, mom." Leafpool slapped her forehead.
"Good grief! I'm so sorry, Jayfeather! You can just have some pumpkin pie, then!" After everyone had settled down, and food had been served, Leafpool was ready to converse with her family.
"How is college, guys?" she asked around a bite of chicken. Her children shrugged.
"Just as I imagined it would be, I guess." Hollyleaf said plainly, taking a bite of her food.
"Overrated." Lionblaze sighed, staring longingly at the pumpkin pie. Jayfeather was silent. He took a bite of the pie.
"How is it, Jayfeather?" Leafpool asked, eagerly. Jayfeather put his fork down.
"Your pumpkin pie is as dry as your personality." he said, pushing his plate away. Leafpool frowned, but didn't say anything. Then Crowfeather surprised them all.
"Young man, you need to learn some manners!" he said, glaring at his son. "Your mother's pumpkin pie is amazing, and so is her personality! So go to your room!" Jayfeather glanced skeptically at Crowfeather.
"Uh, I don't have a room here anymore."
"Then get out of my house! All of you!" The children shrugged at each other, then got up and left the house. Leafpool rushed after them.
"Bye! Have fun! I'll miss you!" she called after them as they drove away. She sighed with relief, then closed the door.
"Thank you, honey." Leafpool said warmly, turning to her husband. He had already flopped back down on the couch, watching TV, and eating a fortune cookie.
