Caesar's Palace:

Challenges by the Dozen (Level 2.1)

Challenge: Claw Machine (CharminToiletPaperCommercial!AU)

Challenge: Summer Olympics (Wrestling Freestyle)


Three actors sat on a couch in the basement. They wore red, fluffy bear suits. One actor in an extra fluffy bear suit was holding a large package of Charmin Ultra-Strong toilet paper. A grumpy looking director sat in front of the set, wearing a black beret. He held a large red and white cone in one hand and a rolled up newspaper in the other.

"Charmin Ultra-Strong commercial, take one. ACTION!" he shouted.

"Jayfeather, have you heard about Charmin Ultra-Strong?!" the bear holding the toilet paper asked excitedly.

"Yes." Jayfeather said grumpily.

"CUT!" the director screamed. "Jayfeather, where's the enthusiasm?!" He whacked Jayfeather on the head with his newspaper and turned to the toilet paper bear.

"Spiderleg, your zipper is showing!" He whirled around and sat back down in his chair.

"Charmin Ultra-Strong commercial, take two. ACTION!"

"Jayfeather, have you heard about Charmin Ultra-Strong?!" Spiderleg said again, giving Jayfeather a toothy grin.

"Oh, yes I certainly have!" the grumpy tabby said in fake enthusiasm.

"CUT!" the director screamed again. "Jayfeather, what part of enthusiasm do you not understand?!"

"But that was fa-"

The director whacked Jayfeather with the newspaper again, then turned to the bear sitting next to him.

"Firestar, switch places with grumpy here." he demanded. The two actors switched places. The director sat back down in his chair.

"Charmin Ultra-Strong commercial, take three. ACTION!"

"Jayfeather-"

"CUT!" the director yelled. He held up his cone.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he said angrily. He stood up and whacked Spiderleg with the newspaper.

"Charmin Ultra-Strong commercial, take four. ACTION!"

"Firestar, have you heard about Charmin Ultra-Strong?!" Spiderleg said happily, smiling at Firestar.

"No, I haven't, Spiderleg!" Firestar said, grinning at Spiderleg. "Care to tell me about it?"

"Well, it's so strong, it removes all the icky stuff!"

"Wow!" Firestar exclaimed, putting two paws to his face in awe.

"In fact, it keeps your underwear so clean, you could wear them a second day!" Spiderleg whispered.

"Please tell me I did not just hear that!" another bear said, coming down the stairs.

"I said you could, Mom, not that you should!" Spiderleg said quickly. The bears chuckled.

"You should try it, Skidds!" the mom bear laughed.

"I'm not Skidds." Jayfeather complained. Everyone groaned.

"CUT!" the director shouted. He glared at Jayfeather, stood up, and whacked him with his newspaper repeatedly.

"Ow!" Jayfeather whined, covering his head with his paws. The director shot him one more glare, then turned to the mom bear.

"Wonderful, Sandstorm!" he exclaimed, grabbing her paw and giving it a kiss.

"Aw, thank you!" she said shyly, her pale ginger fur turning red to match the bear suit she was wearing.

"You were absolutely perfect! Do it again!" the director said, sitting down and holding up his cone. Sandstorm raced back up the stairs.

"Charmin Ultra-Strong commercial, take five. ACTION!"

"Firestar, have you heard about Charmin Ultra-Strong?!" Spiderleg said excitedly.

"No, I haven't, Spiderleg!" Firestar said, smiling at Spiderleg. "Care to tell me about it?"

"It's so strong, it removes all the icky stuff!"

"Wow!" Firestar exclaimed.

"In fact, it keeps your underwear so clean, you could wear them a second day!" Spiderleg whispered.

"Please tell me I did not just hear that!" Sandstorm said seriously, coming down the stairs.

"I said you could, Mom, not that you should!" Spiderleg said quickly. The bears giggled.

"You should try it, Skidds!" Sandstorm laughed. Jayfeather chuckled.

"CUT!" the director shouted happily. "That was perfect!" The actors cheered.

"Now do it again, from a different angle!"