" Can you please write a Jenny and Vastra fic where Jenny gets turned into a child and strax and Vastra have to care for her. Strax happy And proud at how Jenny is listening to him talk about all the weapons and explosives he has. And then Vastra nearly dying at young Jenny's Adorableness! Please o(^▽^)o " - earth-and-lava

I again have no idea what age I made kid!Jenny. *is terrible with kids*


"Doctor, we have a situation."

Vastra picked up the child by her leg.

"Vastra, put her down right now!"

The Silurian gingerly dropped the child onto the floor who promptly began to cry. Vastra left eye twitched as she grimaced.

"As I said, a situation."


Strax blinked owlishly at the small child. "This is the boy? She has regressed."

Vastra held the child by the back of her clothes and lifted her up. The girl sniffed, a bit terrified. "Indeed."

"Vastra, that's not how you hold a child!"

The Silurian handed the girl over to the Doctor who huffed and grumbled about useless lizards and potatoes.


Vastra watched Jenny cautiously, keeping her distance. The little girl was sitting in front of Strax, transfixed by how he was juggling grenades. He was also explaining why grenades were the best weapons on the primitive planet which Jenny summarized as "Boom".

"Yes giant explosions! You are learning, boy!"

"Boom, Boom, Boom, Beh Boom!"

Vastra sighed and dragged a hand down her face. This was going to be a long night.


The storm raged with wind rattling the windows and rain hammering the house. Lightning flashed in the sky followed by loud thundering as if someone was pounding large drums.

Vastra ignored all of that as she worked on the case at her desk. She startled when she felt something pull at her dress. The Silurian looked down and saw Jenny gripping her dress tightly, looking at the window. The little girl whimpered and buried her face in Vastra's dress when thunder rocked the house.

Vastra looked from the window to Jenny and back. She sighed and carefully picked up the human, placing her on her lap. Jenny whimpered again.

"Did I ever tell you the saga of Tun W'lzz?"


Vastra awoke on the couch to a small human on her chest. She tried moving but the mammalian lump whined and curled closer. The Silurian rolled her eyes but cracked a faint grin. She adjusted her thermal clothing to give off more heat and after making sure the power would be good for a few more hours, promptly fell asleep again.


"Boom, beh boom."

"No, explosions are bad for this experiment."

"No boom?"

"Yes, it will cause a chain reaction that will destroy the house."

"No boom."

Vastra nodded absentmindedly patting the girl on the head.


"Are you sure this is for humans? They are so incredibly fragile."

"Ma'am, I am a nurse. This will indeed be edible for their pathetic species. It has all the required nutrients they need."

Miraculously, Jenny ate the strange looking porridge with gusto. Vastra hoped when her wife returned, she wouldn't kill them when she saw the state of the kitchen.


Vastra breathed a sigh of relief when the blue Tardis phased into existence. The Doctor burst from the box waving a vial around. "I found it!"


Jenny, finally fixed, groaned as she laid in bed. Her body felt like she went ten rounds with a Judoon and lost, her memories fuzzy and mouth dry. Vastra and Strax flitted around the room like bumblebees making the human a bit dizzy. "Oi, Strax go play with your grenades. Vastra, get in 'ere now."

The human was greatly amused how quick her orders were followed. Now if only the two listened her more often, she wouldn't have been shrunk into a was seriously contemplating being "sick" a bit longer than necessary if only to get such quick results.

Once they were alone, Vastra carefully curled herself around Jenny, wrapping a protective arm around her human's stomach. "I'm glad you're back. You human hatchlings are so needy."

Jenny rolled her eyes. "I hope I wasn't a terror."

"Just a little one."

The human summoned just enough energy to lightly punched Vastra in the arm which made the Silurian grin.