"What about ladybug au? When bad guys are out, jenny and vastra both don their masked fighting gear each unknown to the other. Jenny loves her boss vastra, who she maids for, and vastra loves the masked girl she fights crime with at night?" - Anonymous

I'm unfamiliar with the Ladybug show(?) so I ran away with the idea of both being crime fighting idiots in love. Kinda cracky and OOC.


Vastra turned off her cloaking device and sighed in relief as she felt the change happen over her body. She rolled her shoulders and started the timer. The Silurian winced as she felt a tingling sensation travel through her lengthening tongue and her skin itched as her scales reemerged after being suppressed all day long. Vastra shook her limbs out once the itching and tingling sensations stopped completely. She frowned momentarily and sighed in resignation looking at the time. It took twenty minutes before her body returned to normal, nearly a full four minutes more than usual. Vastra grumbled as she put on her uniform and mask. She will need pay a visit to the Doctor before the night was done.

Vastra opened the creaky window of the abandoned building and peered out. The coast was clear. She smiled.


Jenny had waited fifteen minutes to make sure her boss was not going to come back. Boss lady always forgot something or other and one time came back a grand total of six times. It was a good thing Jenny loved the woman or she'd have quit long ago in protest. Boss lady was always a bit scatterbrained, sometimes forgetting to eat when she became engrossed in her research. Jenny nodded to herself when the fifteen minutes finished and she nearly skipped out of the building after locking it up.

Grumpy green hot lady was sure to appear tonight and she most definitely needed her partner.


The Noster Devil hissed as the augmented raptor tried to bite her which she deftly avoided. She was going to find whoever was making these damn things and eat them with ketchup. She was just about to stab it when it froze for a moment and flopped forward.

"Mind if I join in the fun?"

The Silurian smiled. "You're late."

A woman in red with a red hood and mask stepped into the light, shrugging her shoulders. "Traffic and you missed a few on Broadway, you're welcome."

The scaled woman was cut off from replying when the heard the sounds of more raptors approaching.

"Bet I can take on more than you."

The Devil merely hissed in response that made the other woman gasp mockingly. "That was a low blow, these pants are new I'll have you know."

The lizard woman rolled her eyes but her smile never quite left even as she enjoyed fighting with the short red costumed woman. The two made short work of the remaining raptors, years fighting together allowing them to fight as a near perfect team.

Once done, the scaled woman grabbed one of the down raptors by the head. "Who do you work for?" She hissed in Silurian.

"Like we'd tell you. We are loyal, unlike you, traitor." It laughed.

"Than there's no use for you. Any last words?"

"Kadathsa bal natha-"

The Noster Devil didn't let it finish before she slit it's throat. Her human ally turned away, having never gotten used to Silurian form of brutal justice. It had been a point of contention between the two until they came to a grudging agreement that reptiles were under the Devil's jurisdiction while mammals' came under the human's.

They heard police sirens in the distance. The woman in red nodded to the Devil, tapped the device on her wrist, and teleported away.

The SIlurian shook her head, smiling before locating a manhole cover and disappearing into the sewers.

By the time the police arrive, there was only dead raptors around.


"Next time, can you avoid the sewers? You stink!"

Vastra rolled her eyes as the Doctor tinkered with her cloaking device. "It was that, or be surrounded by the police, questions, and dead raptors everywhere."

"Nothing you can't handle. And done!"

The Doctor handed the object back. "That should be good for now, try it. These things are so fidgety."

The Silurian turned on the device and braced herself. Her body shook as the scales receded and her tongue shrunk to human length. "When are you going to make something that doesn't make me feel like I want to jump out of my scales every time."

The Doctor shrugged as he handed over a wig. "You're the one who wanted authenticity since you operate with humans instead of your own kind. Speaking of which-"

"No."

"Oh come on."

"I am not telling you anything about my love life."

"As if you had one. Did you forget a pen again? Maybe a folder? Or your keys? I swear you turn into the biggest lovesick idiot when you're around her."

Vastra hissed in warning that made the Doctor raise his hands. "Fine, fine. don't listen to me. You know the way out, close the door please."

The Silurian watched the man retreat to his room before shaking her head. She had a few more hours to catch some sleep before having to go to work.


Jenny groaned at her desk and trying not to move her injured side too much. That will teach her for rushing to the Noster Devil's side and being sloppy. She didn't notice the pain until after the adrenaline wore off and her painkillers barely took off the sting. Hopefully she doesn't bleed through her bandages.

She perked up slightly as she heard the door open and in walked her scatterbrained boss, mumbling to herself about her research.

"Morning!"

"Hmm? Oh yes, good morning. Enjoy."

Her boss absentmindedly placed a hot cup of coffee in front of Jenny before disappearing into her lab. The human's grin widened as she noticed it was her favorite despite her boss hating coffee with a passion.

"Jenny! I require your assistance."

The girl quickly took a sip and gingerly made her way to her boss's side.

"Yes?"

"New supplies came in. Please arrange them in their proper place."

"Will do!"

Jenny took a deep breath before lifting, her aching side bursting in pain. She gritted her teeth as she moved the heavy boxes.

"Oh, while your - what happened to you?!"

Jenny looked down and mentally cursed whens he noticed the blood leaking through her shirt. She placed the box down as the other woman rushed to her side.

"Take off your shirt."

"Ma'am-"

"That needs to be looked over, take off your shirt."

Jenny's cheeks burned as she unbuttoned her shirt and revealed her injury.

Her head snapped to the other woman when she gasped in shock.

"Claw marks. Raptor claw marks. Their was only one attack last night. Crimson Horror?"

Jenny opened her mouth to deny before closing her mouth and shrugging. Her boss looked at her for another second before shaking herself and went to get the first aid kit. "Well, sit down before you collapse and let me patch this up, properly."

The human fidgeted in her boss's absence looking down at the floor. This was not suppose to happen, hopefully the other woman would understand now why she sometimes came in with a black eye.

"You always did rush into situations without analyzing them properly, "

Jenny's eyes opened in shock as she heard the voice. She looked up to see Vastra, back to her regular old green scaled self, sitting down next to her to re-bandage her wound.

"You're the Noster Devil, ma'am?!"

"Yes, and now you'll tell me why you have a gaping hole in your side."

The human laughed in relief and joy, ignoring the sting. "Well, you see..."