tsk tsk tsk my fellow bosoms, i thought i would get more reviews, im a bit disappointed. buuuuuuut...since i love all of you im going to still continue. but dont forget to review or PM me! because if you don't; i'll get mad. and you won't like me when im mad. Special thanks to Zalgarthelosthero (did I spell that right?) and chloe, my bestie
AN: I do not own AT and yada yada yada...
Chapter 2: Meanwhile, in the land of Aaa...
"Im a adventuress! why should I go to school?" Fionna complained to her Feline sister who was racing around, trying to get Fionna stuff together for School. Without looking up from trying to stuff a PB&M sandwich (peanut butter and Mayo) into the over-stuffed backpack Cake replied "because sugar lumps! a girl as brave and beautiful like you should also have a bunch of brains!" Fionna rolled her eyes "giving me compliments is not going to make me hate school any less...or forgive you for murdering my hair!" Fionna winced as she touched her sore head. Earlier this morning,Cake was going on and on about "howing to look superlicous on the first day of school" and attacked her with an hairbrush, brushing her head till Fionna's blonde hair fell around her in glossy waves. "Hey, I said I was sorry! and beside, you look so cute like that!" Cake squealed and Fionna blushed "fine, I forgive you for bruising my head, but I'm not gonna hate school any less" She murmered, Cake shrugged "i could live with that, ONWARD TO SCHOOL WE GO!" Cake shouted and looped her arm around Fionna, dragging her towards to the door. Fionna panicked, sure, she was used to fighting Monsters and going on dangerous trips, but going to school? oh heck no!
"uh, I can't go to school because-um, I need to go to pick up a jar of pickles! yeah! and uh," Fionna stammered, trying to struggle out of Cake's embrace (heh, that rhyme!) Cake gripped both of Fionna's shoulders and gave her a little shake "Girl, get a hold of yourself! now, you won't go to school alone, Gumball said he would go too and-" the doorbell rang, cutting her off "ooh, that must be him!" Cake squealed and opened the door. Gumball was standing there wearing a ironed pale pink polo shirt, ironed khakis pants, and polished white tennis shoes, with a pink backpack slunged on his back. "Hello Cake, is Fionna ready for-" Gumball said and trailed off, his eyes almost bugging out of Fionna's new hairstyle. "Yeah, I know, she looks hot right?" Cake said as she polished her fingernails on her fur "no need to thank me" Gumball, clearing embarrass by that point, cleared his throat and annouced "Shall we get a move on? I wish not to be late for school" "oh yeah, of course! WHAT TIME IS IT?" Cake sanged as she trotted outside and enlarge herself to the size of a school bus. As Fionna helped Gumball climb onto Cake's back, she muttered "it should be 'stay-at-home-and-not-go-to-turdy-school'" "close! its EDUCATION TIME!" Cake sanged and mushed onward.
after a couple minutes, a voice above them said "hey weenies, mind if i bump a ride?" and the vampire king himself Marshall Lee settled onto Cake's back. He was wearing a large red t-shirt, black saggy skinny jeans, red high tops, and a black snapback that has LIL WAYNE sprawled in the front ( he once explained to Fionna that it was a famous rapper who existed before the Mushroom War) "Hey Marshall! your going to school?" Fionna asked, he shrugged "was bored, and I bet there be a lot of girls who will just be excited to go back to my cave-" "Marshall!" Cake shrieked, trying to make him stop saying any perverted stuff. Marshall just shrugged and turn to Gumball "what about you Gumbutt? going for the chicks too?" he asked, Gumball turn a darker shade of pink and mumbled "No, I'm just going for the education, besides, I don't think any girls will be interested in me-" Marshall cut him off with a laugh "oh Gumball! grow a pair-" "Marshall!" Cake warned. Marshall hold his arms up in defense "look, I'm just saying! but I'll guarantee that all the girls will be flaunting over me!" he bragged. "Yeah, to beat you up for being a creep, you creep!" Fionna snorted, Marshall smirked "oh, come on Fi-Fi! its not like I don't got girls taking off their-" "MARSHALL! I AM WARNING YOU!" Cake shrieked "IF YOU DON'T STOP SAYING PERVERTED THINGS RIGHT NOW, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME!" "Ok, Ok! I'll just listen to my Ipod! happy?" Marshall said as he hold up his Ipod as a shield. Everybody sighed in relief of not having to get into/stop a fight of Marshall Lee and Cake. There was a beat of silence as Marshall plugged in his earphones and schroll through his Ipod to pick a song, then he smirked and sang on top of his lungs "Ok, drop it to the floor, make that ass shake! Whoa! make that ground move, thats an assquake! build a house on that ass, thats an Ass state! roll-roll-roll my weed on that ass, thats an Ass tray!" "MARSHALL!"
yep, my version of Marshall Lee is he's a player. don't forget to review or PM me! and here's a pop quiz; what song was Marshall lee singing? whoever answers first is super awesome and gets a virtal hug! those who fail are turds :P I'll promise the next chaper Finn and Fionna meet, just gotta get them reviews!
also, check out the story "it couldn't get worse" its on my favorite list! go bother her to hurry up with the story!
-rap queen
