(At shield HQ: Louise's POV)

As soon as mom left us alone with Phil we quickly got away from him. Well, I dragged Jean somewhere that he can't find us. "Did you get the card?" Jean asked me. I pulled it out. "What do you think?" I smirked. "Now lets go hack into stuff!" I exclaimed. "Yeah!" He exclaimed also, and we ran all the way to the computer system...

(At Nick Fury's office: Linda's POV)

I was using my psychic powers again to find out where Red was. I finally found him. I opened my eyes. "Where is he?" Nicky demanded. "Some not so great gas station in Russia." I answered. "Where in Russia?" Nick said. I touched my head again. "211 Woodport Road in Sparta, NJ 07871." I replied. Phil ran in. "Philly? I thought you were with the kids." I turned to him in surprise. "What kids?" Nick asked. Crap.

"I, uh, I lost them." He sighed. "Hey! Come back here with that!" Spidey exclaimed, chasing after Jean who was web-slinging in here. He was now on the ceiling. "Jean, get down from there!" I yelled at him. "Who is Jean? I'm Kid Arachnid!" He yelled back. "WEEE!" Louise hollered, flying in here in Iron Man's suit. "Louise, take those off!" I ordered. "I'm IRON WOMAN!" Louise yelled. Tony came in in his regular clothes.

He was looking at what was happening, pretty impressed. "Aren't you going to chase after her!? She stole your suit!" I exclaimed at him, resting my hands on my hips. "No, I let her keep it." Stark smirked. "There's a difference." He added. "Oh I'll make your face different!" I was about to strike at him until Fury cleared his throat.

We all turned to him. He was giving me a look that screamed "your fired". Jean and Louise finally calmed down. "Mom, you should've told us you were a spy a long time ago!" Jean exclaimed. "You told them?" Tony laughed. I was so close to chocking him right now.

"No! They, uh, got curious!" I defended myself. "And because of our curiousity, Red Skull's got our sister!" Louise hollered. "I say I kill him with a repoulser blast!" The palm of her hand created a blast that made a big hole in Fury's office. "Oops." She said. Quickly setting her arms, and hands, to her side. "Yeah!" Jean exclaimed, raising his hands in the air, but sadly, Spidey's web-shooters landed there as if they were made out of goo.

I sighed. "Why couldn't you be more like your sister?" I asked. "If we were then we'd be with Red Skull too." Jean replied. Not understanding the sarcasm in my voice.

"Agent, I didn't know how awesome your kids are." Stark smirked. "Not now Tony!" I yelled at him enraged. "I'll deal with you later, Agent, right now. Just go find Skull before these two destroy anymore of my tri-carrier." Nick sighed. I grabbed my kids, heading to the copter to find Red Skull...

(Back at Bob's: Natasha's POV)

"So, you think your wife is cheating on you?" I asked him. "Well, why not? She's been acting weird lately." Bob scratched the back of his head. "Well, do you want to get back at her for that?" I said. "Hey! I'm married y'know." He told me. "I know, I'm just tired and needed to get someone laied." I winked at him. Bob cleared his throat.

"Fine. I'll figure it out." I sighed. "If you can pay me." I held out my hand, making a motion that clearly stated I needed money. Bob gave it to me. "Your actually friends with Teddy?" He crossed his arms. "Eh, its kind of a long story." I shrugged. Walking towards my car...

(Russia: Tina's POV)

I was scared as hell, hoping mom would come and save me. "You won't get away with this! Someone will stop you!" I yelled at him. "You really think your mommy will stop me?" The red man grinned. "I know she will!" I argued. The red man was laughing like a maniac now. "How can she defeat me when I turn her daughter into my soldier?" He asked. Holding up a test tube that said "Chemical X". My eyes widened in surprise. "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!" We both turned our heads. I was really glad to see my mom again.

"We meet again, Agent," Red glared daggers at her. Mom pulled a gun out of her holster. Red did the same thing. Soon bullets filled the air. I was mentally praying that mom won. I turned my head to see Iron man and Spiderman. "Shouldn't you be helping my mom?" I asked them.

"Stand back." I heard Louise's voice say. Doing as she said. She made a repoulser blast that destroyed my cage, "Thank god." I sighed in releif. Soon remembering what Red said. "Quick, we have to get to the controls." I exclaimed. "What do you mean, Tina?" Jean asked.

"That red guy-" I started. "Red Skull." Louise and Jean said together. "Red Skull, is planning to turn everyone mom cares about into his own mindless soldiers!" I finished.

Jean took off his mask. "And why are you two dressed like that?" I asked them. "Its a long story. Now lets go stop Red Skull's plans!" Louise hollered. We quickly went to the control center...

(Natasha's POV)

I figured Linda would be here, I jumped onto a nearby pillar to see Agent Belcher. No wonder Bob thought Agent Belcher was cheating on him. I looked around the place to see a girl with Tony and Spidey. I found and open window. Jumping through it to follow after the three all the way to what looked like a control centre. They all turned to me surprised. "Who are you?" The girl asked. "Black Widow." I answered. "Iron woman." The girl in Tony's suit replied. "Kid Arachnid." The boy in Spidey's outfit added.

"What are you kids doing here?" I crossed my arms. "Trying to stop Red Skull, he's planning to turn us all into soldiers with this serum called chemical x." The girl with glasses answered.

"Do you know how to work this thing?" I said. "No, but we always do the exact opposite of what our parents want us to do." Iron woman replied. I sighed. Walking over to the computers. "Lucky, for you, I'm a shield agent." I told them. "Does that mean our dad is a secret agent too?" Kid Arachnid gasped. "No, but if he was and told mom she would've told us by now." Glasses answered. "Do you kids even go to school?" I said. Keeping my attention on the three.

"We do, but we usually ignore the teacher." Arachnid said. "I listen to them." Glasses responded. "Thats 'cause your a teachers pet." Iron woman commented. "Hey, theres nothing wrong with going to school and learning." I told them. "Not unless you Tina." The guy said. "Hey, whats wrong with me?" Tina demanded. "Nothing. You seem very pretty for your age." I answered quickly. "Why thank you Miss Widow." Tina said. "Just call me Natasha." I told them.

My attention was still at cracking the code. Most of the words were in Russian. Good thing I was an assasin. "Natasha?" The boy asked. "Yes?" I replied. "Are you a model?" He said. "No." I answered. Now I was done. "There. I cracked the whole thing." I sighed in relief. "Does that mean we won't be turned into mindless zombies?" Tina asked hopefully. "Yep." I replied.

Agent belcher walked in holding onto a hand-cuffed Red Skull. "Looks like my work here is done." I said. "Yeah, but what're you doing here?" Linda asked. "Your husband thinks your cheating on him." I replied. "What? Why the hell would he think that?" Linda demanded. As if the answer wasn't right in front of her, literally. "Maybe, because your an agent and all." I reminded her. "Oh." She looked at Skull. "I'll take Red Skull back to the tri-carrier." I said. Linda handed him to me. I walked out...

(Back at shield HQ: Linda's POV)

"Your husband hired Widow to find out your secret, and you disobeyed my orders about not telling anyone about shield!" Fury barked at me angrily. "Wait, its not moms fault we found out!" Tina argued. "It was mine." I was shocked, Nicky only raised his brow. "Go on." He told her.

"Louise, Jean, and I stayed at the laser place like mom told us. But when we saw her with this extremely handsome man. I wanted to follow after him, they followed after me too. And it was my fault for being kidnapped by Red Skull. Not moms." Tina said. "So if you have someone to blame. It should be me." She added. Nicky sighed. "I see." He looked at the 4 of us. "Well, for your bravery and courage. And with the help of Widow. I'd say that the 3 of you will be honerary members of shield." He told us. "So, we get to be agents too?" Jean asked.

"Agents in training, you will each be trained by the best agents here." Nick replied. Tony and Peter came in. "He means us." Tony smirked. Tasha walked in also. "And me." She added.

"Ok, this is way better than Tina's 13th birthday." Louise smirked. "I still think that day was the best." Tina sighed happily. "What happened that day?" Tony asked. I mentally prayed she wouldn't tell him. "I had my first kiss with Jimmy Jr." She answered. I mentally cursed.

I love my family and all, but they can all be a bunch of assholes! "Can we start our training tomorrow?" Jean asked. "I've had enough adventure for one day." Tina agreed. "Alright, training is tomorrow, and don't forget." Petey reminded them. "We won't our mom is like an alarm clock but more noisier." Louise said. Now I was pissed. "Alright, we'll see you tomorrow, bye!" I exclaimed, dragging the kids out of the room so we could go home already...