Oi Maid!

Disclaimer: I do not own Maria Holic (the characters, the show, the music, zip, zero, nada) I do however own the creativity and making of this story.

Rated M for language and sexual refrences.

Summary: This story follows the crazy advantures young Kanako has when she's asked to become the family maid for the Shido family in order to help her struggling family.

Let's get right to it!

NOTE: Rindo and Matsurika are older then Mariya, Kanako, and Shizu.

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Chapter 3: A Maid's money.

Onee-san Look at me!" I yell as I start to walk on my hands. My family and me were out on a picnic at the park; I was having so much fun spending time with them!

"Kanako, be careful you don't hurt yourself, now." My mother lectures me, I nod in agreement as I finally balance myself straight and head towards them. I sit down as I peer my hand into the basket and pull out a tuna sandwich, I eat it happily while I enjoy catching up with my family.

"That's right Kanako, we haven't asked how your liking the job, have you gotten along with the two kids." Oto-san asks me. I nod as I finish chewing on the remains in my mouth. "I love Mariya-chan, she's so nice and she's really helpful. She makes the day go by really fast!" I explain honestly.

"That's wonderful, and how about the bother?" That ruined my mood already, just even hearing that monster's name makes my skin crawl with anger. "I hate that jerk, he's nothing but an annoying, selfish, sadistic jackass!" I complain.

"Kanako!" My Oka-san scolds at me. Ok I'm sure that by now, you can tell I have a mouth of a sailor; but that's what happens when you allow your daughter to go sailing with your father for 2 years. Now I just blurt them out (with the exception of work of course)

"It's true Oka-san, he's so mean to me. He wants me to call him 'Shizu-sama'.." I mock as I lift my chin up and make faces to represent how that demon walks around appearing to be.

"Even so, that's not a proper way to say you dislike someone, you should try and get along with him.." Oka-san suggests to me. Yea, if the world were to ever end...

"Oi Maid...you are really driving my patients with all that foul-mouth-name-calling child's play." No not now...please, it's my day off! I want to dream a little more, far away from the likes of you! I'm awake now but I remain in bed pretending to be asleep, can't he just let me be!?

I suddenly feel a weight on the bed as it gets closer and closer to me, then I feel a huge weight on top of me...wait, it's not on me but on my..ahh!

"Get off of my boobs, you pervert!" I yell as I open my eyes and see Shizu sitting right on top of my boobs. Is he crazy!? "Are you gonna wake up now?" he asks as I feel his bottom lower themselves even lower on top of my breasts, and if your someone like me with big boobs then that's utterly painful!.

"Y-Yes I will, please get off of me Shizu-sama!" I yell in desperation. He remains on top of me a little while longer before I plead once more, this time my eye watery at how much my boobs now hurt. "Shizu-sama...please.." I say a little softer this time.

That seemed to finally get him off of me as I quickly sit on my bed and gently touch my breasts delicately to make sure nothing is broken or torn. "Stop being so paranoid, it's not like they can just fall off you know." I glare at him "You don't know that! They're not your boobs so that's why you're not worried about it!" He sighs as he runs his hand through his hair, I should be the one annoyed if you ask me.

"If you want your paycheck, then I suggest you hurry up." That's right! I get paid today! "Why didn't you say so sooner, Shizu-sama!" I whine as I quickly get off the bed and rush towards the restroom. I get my first money today! I'm so excited. As I was refreshing myself up I couldn't help but have a huge grin on my face.

I can't wait to see how much I earned, maybe I should leave a little bit for myself. After all I do have a few things I need to get. Just thinking about all the shopping I'm gonna do today is making me squeal in happiness. "Oi Maid, quit acting like a giddy school girl and get out here already!" I'm so happy that not even the demon's voice can bring me down today.

"Hai!" I reply as get ready to start my day; I exist the restroom and get ready to change when I realize that Shizu is still in the room, with my face flushed I look at him "Do you mind Shizu-sama, I have to change." He groans as he sits on the bed "Why bother? no one's gonna wanna see your ugly body anyway."

"That's not the point! I just have to change and you being here is preventing me to do so!" I answer back. "Maid, are you raising your voice to your superior?" Ughh..not this again. "N-No, Shizu-sama.." I say 'calmly'. He looks at me before smirking his Cheshire-cat smile. "Now maid, shall we head downstairs, or will I have to trap you again.." He stares briefly at my chest and I shudder at the image once more.

"L-Let's go downstairs, Shizu-sama.." I say in defeat.

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We head downstairs and right away I notice Matsurika-san preparing breakfast in the kitchen; I go towards the kitchen and sit next to Mariya-chan. "Good Morning, Kanako-chan." I smile at her, Mariya-chan is so polite. "Good Morning, Mariya-chan" I respond. "Good Morning Matsurika-san" I say as the cool-colored haired maid approaches the table with the plates.

"Oh..Good Morning Tomato-face." It's been days since I've heard the name that I still haven't gotten used to being called that. But like she says, I do have the best name in the house.. I look at the plate and inhale the sweet scent of bacon as it runs through my nostrils...hmm how I love it.

"Sadistic Jackass over there informed me that you like to smell your food.." I froze in my seat as I hear Matsurika reveal that information about me. This is so embarrassing! "Tell me Tomato-face, are you a pig?" she says it so normally I take it as her insulting me. "Um..n-no.." I reply shyly.

The kitchen is silent for a split minute until I hear Matsurika sigh "Then I know what to call you now." Huh? What to call me?

And as if sensing my confusion she turns from the sink to look at me, and even if she's not smiling I can almost 'feel' her smirking. "Mrs Pig Tomato-face...will be your new name." I was horrified! pig? Me a PIG?!

"No way! that's not right!" I protest.

"Would you prefer Big Boob Piggy instead..?" On second that Pig-Tomato whatever she named it sounds good to me. "N-No, I like the other one..." I mumble as Mariya-chan pats my shoulder "It's ok Kanako-chan, Matsurika doesn't care about other people's feeling as much, but she's a kind person." I'm sorry Mariya-but not even YOU can convince me otherwise.

I stare at Shizu and giving him a death glare, this is all his fault; why did he have to go and comment about my uncontrolled habit! I can't stand him..what's even worse is how he simply just smiles and continues to eat as if he's important and we should feel 'blessed' to eat with him. How I wish I could take those four strips of bacon and shove it straight thru his throat! Yes...that will be such an amazing sight to see, I will be the happiest girl in the world!.

"Maid..." Shizu puts down his cup as he looks at me as if he'd be ready to scalp me if he had the chance. "In case you want your money not to suddenly vanish I suggest you calm yourself. I could always use that money to buy a few things I need." He smirks at me, daring me to go against him.

And I listen to him. I mean, I want my money y'know. "Don't worry Kanako-chan, Onii-chan won't do something like that." Mariya-chan informs me, poor girl she doesn't realize her own brothers true colors.


After that I head into the Shido's library to find Mrs. Shido looking through some papers. "Um, excuse me Mrs. Shido" I say softly trying not to disturb her from her work. "Oh Kanako-chan, I was getting ready to look for you." she mentions with a smile; she opens a dresser under her and pulls out in envelope.

"Here's your first paycheck, you've earned it..." I take it once she hands it to me and stare at it. My first money...ever, I'm excited and happy! I can finally get things I need! "T-Thank you Mrs. Shido!" I say as I bow and quickly leave the room.

I quickly head towards the backyard and sit on the swing set out there as I open it up with shaking hands. I'm so nervous and anxious, I don't know what I'm gonna do! Once it's open I carefully pull out the bills and stare at them in awe..."T-This is...?" I say shockingly. I count them carefully in my head...

No..this can't be it?

With only two weeks, I've earned this much already? "1,250...!" I yell hysterically.

"OI MAID! URASAI!" I blink and turn my head to see Shizu glaring at me with a book in his head. "I can't never have a moment of peace with your nonsense..." he says annoyingly.

"Your the one who's always bugging me!" I argue back. He makes his way over to me and snatches my money from my hand, he stands on the swing just as I get up to take it back. "Hey! Give that back!" I urge.

"Your overreacting for this..? This is so little..." He explains. I puff my cheeks out, of course he would think that.

"For you it may be, but not me! So give it to me!" I answer. He stares at it for a while longer until he finally gives it back to me. "Such a child.." he comments as he gets down the swing and leaves. I don't care what he says, to me this is so much money! I can't wait to use what I'm left with.

I go back inside and call my parents to tell them the news, their happy and we agree to meet in the park, I ask Rindo to drive me over there. "Of course, let's go now!" he says as he gets up from the couch. This is the first time I get into the car, I'm a little nervous but try not to show it; it smells really nice in here almost brand new.

"You got your first paycheck today didn't you?" he asks me. I smile and nod "Yes, I'm going to go and meet my parents." I reply happily. Out of the corner of my eye I see him nod "Well I hope you get to keep some money, you are a hard worker Kanako-chan..." he says it so honest and softly that I feel my heart skip a beat for some unknown reason. "T-thank you Rindo.."

We finally arrive at the park, it's actually alot closer then I thought it would be, if I would have known that I wouldn't have asked Rindo to take me-it's wasting gas. I thank him for taking me and walk down the path towards the entrance. It didn't take long for me to right away notice my parents sitting on the bench-It brought a huge grin on my face since I haven't seen them in two weeks.

"Oka-san! Oto-san!" I yell as I run towards them and throw myself to their open arms. I missed their smell, their love, their warmth, everything about them. "My Kanako.." my mother says as she rubs the top of my hair carefully. "We missed you so much.." My Oto-san adds in.

"Me too.." I reply emotionally.

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"Look's like you've been working very hard Kanako..." My father comments as he counts the money along with mother. I nod "Yes, Mrs. Shido is very helpful sometimes, I really enjoy it." I add in.

"Even if this doesn't help much, we can start paying back something little by little as you get paid. We really appreciate your hard work Kanako" Oka-san adds as she takes hold of my hand. I shake my head as I grip my hold tighter. "It's no problem, I enjoy helping you and Oto-san."

"Alright, here's your sum Kanako." I happily take the money happy that I have some for myself until I count..this isn't right?

"Um, Oto-san...this isn't right." I say confused.

"What do you mean?" He asks not making contact with me but already pulling out his black notepad with all of the bills and debts he has to pay. "I seem to only have 1-15 yen.." I confess. That's not enough for me..

Oto-san sighs lowly as he turns and places a hand on my shoulder "Kanako, I know that you feel like you need more; but me and Oka-san need to start on paying back these people. We understand that you need your things but try to understand us as well. We can send over things we have at home ok?" he reassures me.

Now I'm not gonna lie but I was upset, I wanted to do so many things..at least they could have left me 100 yen the least. "H-Hai.." I say solemnly. "Please don't be mad Kanako, we need your help in this." Oka-san adds in.

"I know..."


After bidding farewell to my parents, I ran to the Shido's house all hurt and upset; I didn't greet anyone but simply ran to my room and closed the door. I sat on my bed and couldn't control my tears.."I-It's not fair..." I say to myself as I fall and bury my face on my pillow. I wanted to go get things I needed.

I needed deodorant,

Toothpaste

Extra soaps

Lotion

Protein shakes

Shampoo

Working clothes

and I wanted to buy a chocolate sundae that I haven't eaten in forever. I w-wanted to get all those things..and I'm only left with 15 damn yen! I know my parents need the money but...I worked for it right? At least I deserve a good amount right..?

I was wetting the bed a bit with my tears at how sad I was; I didn't even notice the hand that touched the top of my shoulder until after a few minutes later. 'It's probably Mrs. Shido checking up on me. I have been in here for a while now.' I think momentarily.

"Oi Maid..." My eyes shot open, that's definitely not what Mrs. Shido calls me, I lift my head and turn to see Shizu staring at me. Now why was he here? "Get dressed." he says suddenly.

"Huh? How come?" I ask, accidentally snapping a bit at him. I regret it soon after...no matter how annoying he is it's not his fault I'm upset. "Don't ask questions Maid, just listen and get dressed." he orders.

"Yes Shizu-sama.." I wasn't in the mood for arguing. He nods and walks out of my room soon after that. I sigh and sit up straight-I didn't want to go out but I don't want to depress the people around me, this is still a working environment even though I'm off so I'm going to have to bear with it.

"Alright then.." I say to no one and head towards the restroom.

Moments later I exit the room and meet Shizu downstairs; I was wearing a white sweater with some navy blue skinny jeggings with small black boots, and since I didn't really care how I looked I just did a messy bun with two strands of hair in the front. Shizu wore a white undershirt with a black and blue paid shirt along with some black jeans and sneakers. His eyes actually made the outfit look more good on him.

"Oi Maid, couldn't you have dressed more fashionable, I don't want the people to see a beautiful creator like me shopping with an wasteful person like yourself.." He insults me emotionally.

"Oh yea well your-" I stop my comeback when I realized something. "Shopping?" I say with a blink. "What are we shopping for?" I ask when he doesn't respond to my first question. His eyebrow twitches as his cheeks color lightly and heads outside. "S-Shut up, let's go.."

"Shizu-sama, you didn't answer me.." I complain as I follow behind him. "What are we shopping for?" I ask once more.

"Hurry up before I change my mind!"

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"What are we doing here?" I asked in utter shock, Shizu had taken us to the local supermarket, the one where us 'poor people' shop at. "Shizu-sama I didn't know you shop here.." I ask him as he grabs a cart. "I don't, besides we eat organic food." Then if that's the case..?

"Then why are we here..?" I ask in confusion, he's not gonna make me do something humiliating is he? He probably is! Ughhh how could he, this damn little demon son of a b-

"Oi Maid, say one more thing and I won't get you a damn thing understand?" I quickly apologize and stop midway when I process what he says. "Get me anything?" I repeat the words. "You had things you wanted to get right?" he asks. "Y-Yes.." I say with a nod.

"Then go and find them..and put them in the cart." Wait a minute..is Shizu? "A-Are you gonna..?" I start to ask but don't finish assuming he knows very well what I'm asking.

"If you don't hurry I'm going to leave." I can be confused all I want later! I smile happily at him as I drag him to get all the things I originally wanted. "Oi Maid, you may need to toothpastes instead of one, it appears as if only one isn't helping your breath.." of course he would insult me as we shop. But he would also offer me suggestions I never knew of.

"Oi, not that.." he says as I pick up my regular lotion. "Huh? But I always use this one.." I state. He sighs as he turns it around "Idiot, this has chemicals that can burn your skin, you have to know how to read what you buy..."

"Wow, I never knew that. Thank you Shizu-sama!" I say with a smile, he says something that I don't hear and he walks ahead. "Is that all?" he asks as we start to head towards the checkout. "Hai" I answer with a nod.

After buying everything I needed we start to walk home, I can't help but think about why Shizu would do such a kind thing for me, I was certain he hated my guts. "Oi Maid, stop staring, it's rude." I quickly look ahead face pink at being caught doing such a disrespectful thing. "Um..Shizu-sama?" I decide to ask. "Hm?" he says urging me to continue. "Why did you do this for me? I d-don't get it.." I ask suddenly.

He's silent for a while-thinking that I wasn't gonna get an answer I decided to forget it until he spoke finally. "Seeing you upset is no fun because I can't mess with you. That's why I did this." he answers me. That was the reason, but for some reason it made me very happy. 'Maybe...he isn't as evil as I thought.' I think as we continue our way. "Thank you Shizu-sama...you've made me very happy." I confess.

"Whatever..."

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"You owe me though..."

"What's that?"

"I want you to make me some Spanish rice."

"NO WAY!, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT LOOKS LIKE!"

"Then Google it.."

"I won't make it!"

"Unless you don't want your items returned I suggest you do..."

"You damn monster, you wouldn't!"

"Language Kanako-chan, and I most certainly would...all I need is to snap my fingers and someone will take care of everything for me."

"Ughhh.."

"Well?"

"...Fine Shizu-sama."

"Heh, good Maid."

I'm actually starting to wonder who the real Shizu-sama is...


I ended up making Spanish rice the following Monday, he had complained about not liking it being yellow, but I had tried some and it was yummy! I told him he was being racist to the rice for only liking it white. Then he asked that out of Spanish and Japanese which rice did I like better. "Spanish, it's yummier!" I confess. He later on goes explaining that it's a crime to like another countries rice then your hometown, so I didn't leave my room for two days thinking the cops or FBI were to show up looking for me. I later found out that the damn monster made the whole thing up just to spike me. Little Bastard..