I'd like to thank Invader Johnny and Zim'sMostLoyalServant for their support for the first episode. Anyway I wondered, "No one makes Almighty Tallest Fanfiction." So I decided to do it. And make this episode. Hope you enjoy.
[Setting: Irken Fleet]
"Man I'm super boooorred!" said Red. "I know, there is nothing to do on this dang fleet!" said Purple. "Greetings my Tallest." Zim said through the communicator. "Zim, we have been expecting-" Purple bursted into a giggle. "Zim we have a mission for you!" "What is it?" "It's to break your communicator." "OK simple enough." Zim then destroyed the computer with his PAK. "That should keep him away for a while." said Purple, finally stopped laughing. "I wonder what we should do..."
[Setting: Activityland]
"YAY CARNIVAL GAMES!" yelled Red. "I thought I was the stupid one." "Can't I be the stupid one once?" "Fine." The two tall Irkens did several activites and had a lot of laughs, fun, and good times.
[ 2 hours later ]
Red and Purple were whistling the Invader Zim theme song, when suddenly they saw a shorter, self-confident Irken walking with a teal SIR unit. "Oh hey my Tallest! Was not expecting you to be here!" said Zim "Neither were we!" said the two tall figures in fake happy voices. "What are you doing here, Zim?" "I heard Activityland's new planet was opening up, so I brought Gir to the amesument park!" "I WANT THE TACOOO!" yelled Gir. "And I regret it." said Zim. "We'll see you!" "Wait! We can go together."
[One Cheesey Montage later]
"Ugh, that's great, Zim, but we need to get going." said Red. "Why? It's still the middle of this sun's day!" "Yes but we, have too... feed our gerbils?" "OF COURSE! Why didn't I think of that."
"Finally away from Mr. Planet Blow Upper." said Purple as he snacked on Irken chips. "You know Zim wasn't so bad at Activityland." said Red. "Did you already forget?" "Forget what?" "The incident today. Oh wait you were knocked out... well I'll tell you."
[Flashback, Flashback...]
"You know I'm having a good time with you my Tallest!" said Zim. The Almighty Tallest groaned, they didn't want to hang out with the worst invader ever since Invader I'mrealbadatmyjobyouknowmate. "I guess.. I'm having a good time with you?" said Purple. "A vending machine!" Red yelled. "SNACKS! WE NEED SNACK-" then Purple accidentally ripped out his eyeball. "Meh just push it back in." He then pushed his purple eye back in. "I think I got intergalactic cash on me." "Don't worry my Tallest I can get snacks for free." "How?" Red asked. "Simple, use PAK, open it up, AND DESTROY IT! Oh and snacks." "Works as long as I get my Irken Chocolate." Zim then pulled out a knife and a laser out of his PAK, then a threw the knife at the vending machine glass, then it somehow the handle of the knife bounced of out it, and then the handle hit Red. "RED!" "Sorry my tallest, don't worry that's why I have the laser." "Please Zim we can pay! Just stop before you knock me out!" Purple said. Zim then pulled the trigger, making it fly and bounce everywhere. Purple and Zim then started screaming in terror.
"This is why you should've let us buy the snacks Zim!" yelled Purple as he was dragging Red, still unconscious. "Oh no the vending machineeeeee!" yelled Zim. All the Irkens and other alien species were screaming in terror since the vending machine was bouncing around everywhere in the amusement park. "What was I thinking when I used the laser!" "So now you regret it!" Gir then started to fly with his rocket boots. "Hiya guys! I GOT TACOOOOS!" said Gir. "Gir! Take the Tallest and me to Emergencyroomia!" "Okie dokie!"
[Setting: Emergencyroomia]
"Welp he's dead." said the doctor."HE IS!?" yelled Purple. "Yes his dignity, he his OK though." "Zim, I'm blaming you for this." "Why me?" "BECAUSE YOUR THE FREAKING ONE WHO KNOCKED HIM OUT!" said Purple, Zim just put his head down.
[End of Flashback, flashback...]
"So Zim knocked me out with a knife handle?" "Yes." "Well hey he cannot call us anymore." Then the communicating screen started with Zim on it. "Greetings, my tallest, I'd like to apologize for knocking Red out, oh and also Red, Purple said you have bad attenna. Bye!" Zim laughed as he disconnected. "Well this has been an Almightingly tall day." "Stop it with your puns Red." "So your gonna be mean to me after you were mean to me. You jerk!" And they argued all that afternoon...