Hey guys! So decided to do a Gender Bent fanfiction. But it'll be different than most others, it'll have a reason why its gender bent. Instead of the usual "ITS GENDER BENT BECAUSE IT IS!" So yeah, hope you enjoy the 3rd episode of "Dark and Insane Adventures with Zim and Others!"
[Setting: Earth]
[Scene Fades into Zim's Backyard]
"Gir, the core hollower is almost ready." said Zim, as he was making a machine that would hollow out the core. "Hey whats this button do!" "STOP! Don't touch the red button, it'll blow it up, and possibly fracture some type of space time continuum." "But its so shiny." replied Gir. "Gir you'll be grounded from the Creepy Monkey Show if you touch that button! SO DON'T TOUCH IT!" "Nope." Gir then pushed the red button. "NOOOOOOOO! Wait a minute, we aren't blowing up! We're all good." Zim and Gir then jumped off the machine when it was done. "We'll do it in the morning. OK Gir." "Okeedokee!" replied Gir.
The next morning was a strange one. Zim woke up with a high pitched yawn, Zim just shrugged and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Zim whistled into the bathroom and saw the mirror. "GIR! GIR! GIR! I'M A GIRL!" yelled Zim. Gir then hopped into the room with a very female design. "Hiya Zim, you look funny." said Gir in a higher pitched voice than usual. "Gir the button must've messed with the space time continuum, making all the people in the universe to switch genders!" "YAYYY!" yelled Gir. "No Gir, thats bad." "Aw man, welp time for the Creepy Monkey Show!"
"And that class- you know when did I grow a mustache?" asked Mr. Bitters. "Yeah why am I woman!?" asked Dib. After that all of the class started to complain about their genders switching. "ENOUGH ENOUGH!" yelled Mr. Bitters. "Oooo, my voice is more powerful! Anyway the bell ringed while all of you were arguing, your all dismissed you scamps." "Zim! ZIM!" yelled Dib. "Yes Dib?" "Zim why are we all the opossite gender?" "I might've sorta, accidently... disrupted the space time continuum." said Zim quickly. "ZIM WE HAVE TO FIX THIS!" "Why everything is all normal." "Yes but your robot, you really want to handle his higher pitched voice all of your time here." Nightmares of Gir's new more high pitched voice resurfaced Zim's mind. "Fine! But only this once Dib!" "You know its weird we're calling us by our boy names." "Meh." replied Zim.
"Dobedobedobe!" Gir was going as he was making cupcakes. Zim and Dib walked through the door. "Hiya guys." "Aw man we have to do it quick before Gir makes us deaf!" Dib yelled. "Yes very, very quick." "So-" "Shush Gir, we do not want you to talk. Please don't talk." "But-" "No no no no no."
"Now Dib here are my lab rules, don't drive super badly, don't overbuy Starbucks, and other sterotypes..." "Wait what? What's that book Zim?" "I got it at the bookstore, its the 'Book of Sterotypes.'" They reached the lab floor. "I might have to contact the tallest for the formula." Zim then got communications ready to contact the Almighty Tallest. "ZIM! WHY HAS EVERYONE SWAPPED GENDERS!" yelled Red. "Yeah and why is my voice high pitched!" Purple said. "Its because you don't have as much of an Adam's Apple anymore." "Oh." "Yeah it was my SIR unit's fault. He pushed a button on a machine and now, everyone has swapped genders." The Almighty Tallest disconnected in anger. "Well that's just great." said Zim. "We'll have to figure it out ourselves."
[Setting: Supplieslandia]
[Scene fades into the biggest store, Formula Store]
"Hello! Me and my incompetent human friend want your supplies. GIMME!" "OK, man I used to be a woman, now I'm a disgusting man." "WE ARE NOT DISGUSTING!" yelled Dib. "Meh, here are your supplies, 100 monies." "I don't have that on me. Can I use my Irken Credit Card?" "Sorry we don't accept Credit Cards." "Oh, Dib lets just run." "WAIT WAIT!" said the Cashier. "Oh man I'm so fired."
[Setting: Constructiland]
"Now this should work, press the button, and everyone's gender will go back to normal." said Zim. "What if this doesn't work and something bad happens?" "Don't worry Dib, it will work." Dib and Zim pressed the button. "Um, nothing's happening." replied Dib. "Don't worry it should be working by tomorrow morning, just go to sleep! And we'll wake up all normal." "Fine Zim, but if it doesn't work, I'm blaming you for it.
[ULTRA SUPER MEGA COMBO TIME SKIP TO MORNING!]
Zim yawned in the morning, then he realized he was a bat. "OH NO I'M A VAMPIRE!" Gir then woke up. It was all a nightmare. "Phew." said Gir. "Hello Gir, how was your night?" asked Zim. "I had this bad dream, I pressed a button, and you became a girl, and girls became boys, it was a mess, and then you fixed it and then-" Gir's head then blowed up. "Meh I'll fix that after Skool."