I really don't have a description for this one, OH WAIT! This fanfic will be the introduction to my first 2 OCs. Billy and Riddy. Billy is gonna be a guy who works at basically everywhere in my series, kinda like "Larry" from TAWOG. Riddy is gonna be some random dude at Skool. Anyway lets begin "Escape from Room Detention."
[Setting: Ms. Bitters Classroom]
"Now kids now that we are done explaining how modern entertainment is doomed." Ms. Bitters then took down pictures of the Nicklodeon logo, Teen Titans Go logo, and Rihanna singing "Work." "I got a test for you hideous students." Ms. Bitters then handed out the test to everyone. Then once she was done passing out tests, everyone except a green skinned, three fingered student started working. "Hey! Hey! Hey! MS. BITTERS! Hey! Hey! Hey!" which Zim did over and over again for 5 minutes. "WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT ZIM!?" yelled Ms. Bitters. "I was wondering if you could help me with my test?" said Zim. "No. Its a test Zim, I can't help you on it." Zim decided to look over to the student next to him's desk to cheat. Then suddenly alarms were sounding off.
Then after Zim set off the alarms, the "Skool Police," then came into the room. "ZIM YOU HAVE DONE A HAZARD 10 SKOOL CRIME! DETENTION FOR YA!" yelled the Skool Police Chief, he then slapped a pink slip on his head. "'Detention'?" said Zim. "Yes detention, its where the bad kids go." said Billy. "Huh? Who's that guy?" "Thats the new paid intern, Billy, he basically works in every store except Bloaty's and MacMeaties in Doomsville." "Hmm... WELL YOU CAN NOT BRING ZIM TO DETENTION!" "Um we can." Then the Chief snapped his fingers and two sterotypical tough dudes came and picked up Zim. "I WILL NOT LET YOU DO THIS! I WILL NOT LET YOU!" yelled Zim.
[Setting: Detention Room]
Zim was then thrown in the room. "Looks like we got fresh meat." said Chunky in the corner. Zim with his eyes wide open said, "Huh?" "It's prison slang for your basically the new guy." said their leader. "And who are you?" asked Zim. "I'm Riddy, a bad, bad boy. I've been in detention for a year now. I see potential in you fresh meat, I'll let you in with wide arms." said Riddy. "NO! I ZIM WORK ALONE! NO INVADER NEEDS A PARTNER!" "Wait what?" "Nothing." Zim said quickly. "Well good luck getting past security, its dead locked armed, with big tough dudes, and Billy." said Riddy. "I can easily destroy them." "Not alone you can't Zim, thats why we need you, we've seen your smarts, like when you stopped that squirrel from terrorizing Skool a few months back."
[FLASHBACK, FLASHBACK...]
"HOLY CRAP THE SQUIRREL IS HERE THE SQUIRREL IS HEEERE!" screamed Keef. Everyone started yelling in terror. "This thing is so small. I don't understand why its a threat." Then Zim squashed the Squirrel with his foot. "ZIM'S A HERO!" yelled The Letter M.
[END OF FLASHBACK, FLASHBACK...]
"But it was so tiny." "Still Zim you did a very brave thing by destroying that squirrel." said Riddy. "And that's why I surrender my power over these bad, bad boys and girls to you." "YES MY OWN ARMY OF CHILDREN! Now I should do some inspirational speech by now right?" All of the detention kids shook their heads yes. "Now if you listen to me, we can be strong! WE CAN ESCAPE THIS, very... disgusting place honestly, AND BE FREE! WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT! IF WE WORK TOGETHER AND YOU BELIEVE AND FOLLOW ME! WE CAN BE FREE! CAN I GET FIST IN THE AIR AND ALL OF YOU SAYING YES!" "YES!" all of the detention kids yelled. "THEN LETS DO IIIIIIT YOU DISGUSTING HUMANS!"
[30 minutes of thinking later]
"Chunky got any ideas?" asked Zim. "Nope." "Little Brat?" "Nope." "WELL THINK OF SOMETHING SMELLY GOATS!" yelled Zim. "I got a plan." said Riddy. "We'll crawl through the vent, we'll then distract Billy somehow since he's... honestly not the sharpest knife, and then we'll jump down, crash through a window and escape!" Suddenly all the detention kids clapped. "Hold it up you morons." said a purple haired girl coming into the room. "Gaz? What are you doing here?" asked Riddy. "Stuffed a pencil up Mr. Elliot's nose, that dork." "Well I'm the leader of these incompentent beings! So you listen to ZIIIIM!" yelled Zim. "Yeah I don't think so." Then Gaz grabbed Zim's wrist and twisted it. "OW MY SQUEALLY BONE!" "Yeah I'm the leader now. Anyway I like Riddy's plan, but it needs adjustments, like a lot. So..."
[5 minutes later]
"And thats, THAT!" said Gaz with one eye open. "Now we should begin." Gaz then walked up to the vent. She then looked at it scaringly, and the vent cover fell off. She then placed a ladder. "C'mon you idiots, we don't have all day." All of the "Idiots," then climbed up the ladder, once they were all inside the vent they all climbed through it. "We're almost there... OH NO!" said Chunky, who fell out of the vent under his weight, crushing a tough dude gaurding the detention room. Billy then observed the situation. "WE GOT A SLASH SOME ESCAPISTZZ!" yelled Billy, he then made an alarm sound with his mouth. "Oh no we're caught! We'll never escape!" yelled Zim. "Well... just run guys." said Gaz. Then all of the kids started to run through the vents, then Gazlene punched the vent cover below her. "OK GUYS LETS GO!" Then all of the kids jumped down. "The window!" yelled a kid. "Ok guys, I'll open it and you will all-" "ZIM WANTS TO ESCAPE!" Then Zim crashed through the window. "OW! HOLY GREBLO THAT GLASS HURTS!" yelled Zim. "Um... I guess that works too." said Gaz.
[One finished escape later]
[Setting: Zim's Base]
[Scene Fades into Zim's Living Room]
"Ah Gir, I love the relaxation of victory." said Zim. "I LOVE CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES!" said Gir, he then splat one into his face. "YUM YUM!" Then suddenly the Skool Police crashed through the door. "Your under arrest for escaping the detention room." said the Cheif. Zim then sighed. "Welp crap, back to square one." And he was taken back to the detention room along with the other students in there, FOREVER!
[CUE EVIL LAUGH!]