My first Dib Fanfiction, well Gaz too. Gaz is one of my favorite characters because of how insane she can be. Dib is too, random reasons I guess. So I decided to make a Dib/Anti-Gazish fanfic.
[Setting: Doomsville Skool]
[Scene Fades into Mr. Elliot's Class]
"Hello Class so today we will talk about... something." said Mr. Elliot. "Um Gaz can you put away your game?" "Now listen up no one takes away my Game Slave, so no." said Gaz. Then Mr. Elliot went to pick up Gaz's Game Slave, then Gaz's eyes turned red and she looked at Mr. Elliot scaringly. "OK maybe you can keep it." "That's what I thought." Then Zim entered the classroom. "Zim what are you doing here?" asked Mr. Elliot. "You don't want to know." Zim responded.
[Flashback, flashback...]
"And that class is the cells of the skin condition of Greenius Skinius." said Ms. Bitters. "Yeah I have that condition." said Zim shaking his head with his eyes closed. "That means you can toxicate the classroom." "Oh, in that case.. I don't have it." "Send him to Mr. Elliot." Ms. Bitters said.
[End of Flashback, Flashback...]
"Um ok. I'm sorry Joe but, underground classroom for you." Then Joe screamed as he elevated violently quick in the underground classroom. "EXCELLENT! A SEAT FOR ZIIIIIM!" Zim yelled. Zim was also next to Gaz. "Listen Zim, you will not mess with me or you will be ending up like Riddy over there." The corner was shown with Riddy twitching his eye and hugging himself creepingly. "He wouldn't give me the playground bench so I could play my Game Slave." said Gaz. "Ok..." Zim said.
[Setting: Zim's Base]
Dib went up to the door and rang the doorbell. Zim then opened the door and immediately shut it. "WAIT ZIM PLEASE I NEED YOU! ITS A TWO MAN PROJECT!" Zim then opened it and dragged Dib into the base. Then he made Gir hold him to the ground. "HE SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!" yelled Gir. "What do you want Dib creature?" "I need you to get revenge on Gaz." "You mean your scary sister, the-Gaz?" "Yes, I just said that." replied Dib. "She destroyed my evidence of you on purpose!"
[Flashback, flashback..]
"Once I send this to President Mann I'll prove that Zim is an alien! AND I'LL NO LONGER BE SEEN AS A MORON! YAAAAAA!" said Dib. "Stop being a moron all the time." said Gaz, she then slapped the video camera out of Dib's hand and stomped on the camera. "NOOOOOOOOO! IT'S A NIGHTMARE WORLD! IT'S A NIGHTMARE!"
[End of Flashback, flashback..]
"So will you help me?" "Sure why not I got nothing better to do, besides she thinks she can be so better than me because she can scare me!" said Zim. "Well OK, so shall we begin?" "Sure why not. Now a plan for ZIIIM!"
[One Day Later at Recess]
[Setting: Skool Playground]
"There's Gaz on her Game Slave Zim." Dib had a pair of binoculars on his head. Zim with an even more advanced binoculars one his head said, "I will shoot the sniper to manipulate her." Then Zim put the same manipulator device he used on Dib when he was in the Poop Cult in the Irken Sniper, and shot it into Gaz's head. "Ow." said Gaz. She then shrugged and continued playing her game. Dib then used the device controls to do an akward dance. "HEY GUYS LOOK GAZ LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT!" yelled Brian. Everyone started to laugh, including Dib and Zim. "MUHAHHAHAH! NO ONE IS SUPERIOR OVER ZIIIM!"
[20 Minutes Later at Lunch]
[Setting: Skool Cafeteria]
Gaz was there again, being laughed at while playing her Game Slave. "I don't care you morons!" yelled Gaz. "We got to find something even worse to destroy your sibling the-Dib." said Zim. "I got it, steal the thing she only cares about, her GAME SLAVE!" said Dib. "So how will we steal it, I saw outside Mr. Elliot's Classroom that she has a hostile behavior over that device, she will use her instincts to DESTROY US!" said Zim. "Use a string." said Dib. "Oh. Well good thing we're in the vents." Then Dib used a string to get ahold of her Game Slave. "NO!" said Gaz insanely with an eye open. "THIS CAN'T BE! WHAT IS CAUSING THIS NIGHTMARE! WHAT IS CAUSING IT!" yelled Gaz. Then Dib and Zim laughed. "That was sure a wake-up call to the Gaz creature." said Zim.
[1 hour after skool]
[Setting: Dib/Gaz/Prof. Membrane's House]
Gaz was rolling around in a ball. Dib walked in the door with "Victory" brand soda. Wow this a very convienent Soda I found. Dib thought. "I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE! MY GAME SLAVE IS GONE! ITS GONE!" yelled Gaz. "The only thing left I love is Pizza." said Gaz. I'll have to call Zim for this one probably. Dib thought again. "Zim." said Dib through a communication system. "WHAT IS IT YOU SAD LITTLE EARTH WEASEL!" yelled Zim. "I need you to blow up every place that makes pizza in the world." "That I can do Dib, I got a button for it, lets see set it too pizza, everywhere, anything, EXCELLENT! Now I should press it and BOOM!" Every pizza place blew up in the world. Gaz, who happened to be watching the News. "Oh and in other news, every single pizza place in the world has been blown up by something we do not know. Gaz's eyes and jaw opened awkwardly. "NOO! I HAVE NO REASON LEFT TO BE IN THIS WORLD! WHY! WHY!" yelled Gaz. Dib then came down laughing. "What is it Dib?" "Nothing its that, me and Zim stole your Game Slave, blew up pizza, and embarrassed you." said Dib. "WHAT!" said Gaz. "Yeah I know it was- WOAH WHAT THE HECK!" While Dib was saying his sentence, Gaz had turn into a demonic spirit. "YOU HAVE STOLEN EVERYTHING I LOVE! YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE! NOW I WILL RUIN YOURS DIB!" said Gaz. "HOLY CRAP I GOT TO GET TO ZIM TO UNDO THE EFFECTS OF EVERYTHING!" said Dib. Then he left the house. Gaz just crashed through.
[Setting: Doomsville Square]
Zim was whistling while "walking," Gir. Then suddenly he saw Dib running away from Demon Gaz. "What is it Dib?" asked Zim. "ZIM! GAZ TURNED INTO A DEMONIC SPIRIT BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING WE DID TO HER! DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN FIX THIS!" "Um, I have a time-undoer in my lab." "EXCELLENT! WE GOT TO GO THERE!" Then Gaz tried to pick them up with her demonic arm, but Zim and Dib ran away, finally they reached Zim's base. "Finally! We can undo time!" said Dib. Then Gaz crashed through the lab. "Now I have you two where I want you! AND NOW YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT EVIL YOU HAVE-!" Then Zim pressed the Undo button. They were back to when Ms. Bitters was talking about the toxic skin condition. "Phew, everything is back to normal!" said Dib.
[Der End]