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[Setting: Containmentlandia, XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD Prison]
[Scene Fades into the Dumb Cells]
"Can I be let out now?" said the captive Irken known as "Derp." "No, or else you'll destroy this empire with your stupidity." said the Gaurd. Then the gaurds laughed. It was the rule, laugh as often as you can in XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD Prison. "But why am I so stupid?" "Your the worst invader ever, I'm pretty sure only that... Zim?" "Yeah Zim." replied the other gaurd. "Yeah Zim can compare to you, but he's better than you." Then Derp thought for a moment. Wait, If I destroy Zim, then I wouldn't be the worst Invader, THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE IN MY MIND! Derp thought. Then Derp used the power of Dues Ex Machina to escape prison. "KAMEKAMEHAH" said Derp as he did a Kamekamekah wave. "OH MY GOD THAT IS SO DUES EX MACHINA!" said one of the gaurds. "JOE STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!" The two Irken Gaurds then screamed in pain and terror as they got destroyed.
[Setting: Earth, Doomsville Skool]
[Scene Fades into Ms. Bitters Classroom]
"Now that class is what a demented squirrel looks like." As Ms. Bitters said as she was doing Deformity Class. All of the class except Zim cringed. "I've seen worse creatures." said Zim. Then the phone ringed. As Ms. Bitters picked it up she said "WHAT IS IT!?" "Blah blah blah blah blah." said the Phone. "Apparently we got a new kid. Hate him with your heart and soul." said Ms. Bitters. Then a green skinned kid entered the classroom. "Aw so we're skin condition buddies?" said Zim. The kid was actually Derp, but no one knew, well Dib knew he was an alien. "NO! ITS REINFORCEMENTS FROM ZIM'S SPECIES! DON'T WORRY! EARTH'S GREATEST DEFENDER WILL DEFEND!" yelled Dib. Then everyone in the class did a "Pffft.." "Let me tell you I'm a perfectly abesolutely normal human being." said Derp. "My name is Derp, so yeah. DON'T BE CONSPICOUS!" Then everyone nodded awkwardly.
[French Spongebob Narrator Voice: 8 hours later]
[Setting: Zim's Lab]
"Now Gir-" "YOU GOIN' MAKE BACON!" yelled Gir suddenly. "No, I'm-" "WHAT ABOUT DANK MEMES!" "GIR DON'T USE SLANG FROM THIS PLANET! Plus memes aren't a thing." "NOOOOOO!" yelled Gir. He then went crying out of the room, then he ducked his head over on the door for another question quickly, "What about MAC N' CHEEZ!" "GIR SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!" Then Gir in duty mode and said. "Yes my master!" He then ran. "Well I guess I'll do my evil plan of using their internet mascot of KITTENZ! To DESTROOOY THEEM!" said Zim. "Sir, random green kid is at the darn door, get him." said the Computer.
Zim put on his disguise and opened the door. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" yelled Zim. "I'm Invader Derp." "Wait what?" Then Derp seemed like he was epicingly gonna reveal himself but then awkwardly and pathetically put it off. "COME ON! RIGHT NOW! YES! Now, Zim, I'm Invader Derp, the only Invader worse than YOU!" Then Zim gasped. "Wait a minute, I'M THE BEST INVADER!" "Um... you aren't Zim." "NOOOOOOO! Wait a minute. What are you even doing here?" "Zim, I, Invader Derp, are here to get my revenge. If I destroy you, I'll no longer be the worst Invader." "Wait a minute that doesn't make any sense..." said Zim. "DO NOT QUESTION MY METHODS!" Then he pulled out a pencil out of his pocket from school. "HOLY CRAP HE'S GOT A PENCIL! Wait a minute, that isn't scary." "Oh just you wait Zim, I CAN USE THIS TO STAB!" Then he tried to repeatedly stab Zim. "GET AWAY FROM ME! I JUST WANT TO BE THE RULER OF EARTH!"
[5 Minutes Later]
"EH! EH!" as Derp went for every stabbing attempt, Zim just responded every attack with an awkward stab back. Dib then entered the room. "ZIM I... uh uh... I'll be back after I wash my eyes with bleach from this awkwardness." Then Dib left the room. "GAH! COME ON I MUST DESTROY!" yelled Derp "AW MAN THERE HAS TO BE A SOLUTION TO THIS CONFLICT!" yelled Zim. As honestly as the Narrator, the guy writing this fanfiction would advise using the power of his ability to use Dues Ex Machina. "DUS RO DAH!" yelled Zim. "AH OH NO THE POWER OF DUES EX MACHINA! I'LL BE BACK ZIM! I'LL BE BACK!" Derp then ran and crashed through the window. "Aw man now I have to fricking fix that." said Zim.
[Setting: Tomorrow at Doomsville Skool]
"Derp, Zim, stop staring at each other like angry gophers ready to jump to attack." said Ms. Bitters. "Fiiiiiiiiii-"
[A Few Moments]
iiiiiine." said Derp and Zim. "Now class, this is why twerking is stupid." All of the class cringed again. "OH NO THE BAD DANCING! I CAN'T HANDLE IT!" yelled Zim. Derp then suddenly, persumely randomly used a pass-out laser, causing everyone to pass out. "THE HECK!" Zim yelled. "Now that no one knows what's happening, lets dance." Zim then used his PAK to pick up Derp and throw him into space. "I'M DONE WITH YOUR STUPID ANTICS!" yelled Zim. "Trust me I'll be back Zim, DERP ALWAYS STRIKES BACK!" Then his vootrunner catched him, he then ran away. "Tarter sauce." said Zim. Then suddenly Patrick from an interdemisional portal said. "Thats my phrase."
[The End. OR IS IT! *Illuminati Theme Song* CLIFF HANGER!]