Another... "DIBFICTION!" *Buduh ching* So yeah, hope you enjoy.
[Setting: Dib's House]
Dib was trying to reach the alarm clock when he finally got it. "Aw man I hope it isn't a weekday." Dib then checked the calendar, "YES! SATURDAY!" Dib yelled. "Can you shut up, your voice is annoying!" yelled Gaz from her room. Dib then muttered a nasty thing to Gaz under his breath. "I HEARD THAT!" yelled Gaz. "HOW!?" "WAYS YOU DON'T KNOW!" Gaz yelled back.
"Dad where's the cereal!?" yelled Dib. Professer Membrane, who happened to be in the lab yelled, "I might've used it in an experiment! Well don't bug me again insane son!" Dib sighed. He then put two peices of bread into the "Super Toaster," which happened to make his dad's invention, "Super Toast." Then ate a peice. "Yummy." said Dib. "Now that I have a well earned breakfest! I will begin my plan to expose Zim as EARTH'S GREATEST DEFENDER!" Dib yelled.
[Setting: Zim's Base]
[Scene Fades into the Living Room]
Gir was doing a excercise video. "AW YEAH! BREAK A SWEAT!" Gir said hyperactively. "GIR SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO TALK TO THE TALLEST!" Zim yelled from his lab. "OKEEDOOKEE!" yelled Gir. Then he heard a knock from the door. Gir walked up to it and opened it. "Hey, um... tiny, robot, thingy, can you put this 'Membrane's Data Suckler'?" asked Dib. "OKEE!" yelled Gir. He then shut the door. "I think I deserve a fine victory lunch." said Dib cracking his knuckles.
[Setting: Food Place Plaza]
[Scene Fades into "Burger Sucks"]
"WHAT DO YOU WANT LITTLE BOY!" yelled Billy. "Um, I just wanted a small headed boy's burger?" "Um you should get the big headed one." replied Billy. "DON'T QUESTION MY CHOICES BILLY!" "Ok, ok, wow you little big headed weirdo." "I DON'T HAVE A BIG HEAD!" yelled Dib. Then Dib sat down and started eating his burger. Then he saw a green skinned boy with a green fur dog. "OH NO ZIM!" yelled Dib. Zim looked at Dib. He shrugged. "Phew. He doesn't know about the Data Suckler. Zim then jumped right to his table. "WHAT SECRETS DO YOU HAVE THE-DIB!" yelled Zim. "Um..."
[Later at the Membrane Household]
"Gaz! Do you know where the band-aids are, and maybe something else because IT HURTS!" Dib said as he came in the house. Then Gaz stepped down from the steps to see a Dib in pain. She laughed in his misery and went upstairs. "WAIT- OH MY SPINE!" Dib then yelled in pain.
[A bit more later]
Dib checked his alarm clock, 7:57, an hour and three minutes till it was time to go to sleep. He contacted Agent Darkbooty. "What is it?" asked Agent Darkbooty. "I have found evidence of Zim being an alien." "Good Agent Mothman, now have a good night." Then Darkbooty disconnected.
[A BIT MORE LATER]
"A dodododo" Dib hummed as he brushed his teeth. Then Zim crashed through the window. "THE FRICK!" yelled Dib. "Hello Dib. Now time to capture you." Then Zim sacked Dib. As Zim passed by Gaz in the hallway, she shrugged. "WAIT GAZ! GAAAAAZ!" "Son what is happening up there!" yelled Proffesser Membrane.
[Setting: Zim's Lab]
Gir constantly poked Dib's face. "STOP THAT!" yelled Dib. "NOPE!" Gir said. "Zim could you stop your little robot from poking me?" asked Dib. "Nope." Zim said. "NOW WATCH AS I REMOVE ALL YOUR ORGANS FROM YOUR BODY!" "Zim you've done that once, and an attempt again. Like seriously why do you want my organs?" "DON'T QUESTION MY GENIUS METHODS!" Then suddenly a dark shadow dropped from the floor. "Huh what is that?" asked Zim. Then the dark shadow turned out to be Gaz. "GAZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Dib yelled. "Dad said I had to do a cliche rescue and bring you back home or I would be grounded." "Oh, ok." "DIBSIBLING! WATCH AS I DO THE SAME THING- OH MY GOODNESS THAT HURTS!" As Zim was finishing his sentence, Gaz grabbed his arm and twisted it. "Come on lets go you moron." said Gaz. Then she got Dib out of the tube and dragged him home. "Wait Gaz, can't you love me and make this a cheesy ZAGR?" asked Zim. "I'd rather not." "Crap."
[The End]