Ah time to do an overused concept, TIME TRAVEL! Oh yeah like EVERYONE has never seen that. Yeah I know but the concept of Time Travel came to my mind so I decided, "Hey, why freaking not?" So let's begin this uncreative plot fanfiction.

[Setting: Earth, Zim's Lab]

[Scene Fades to the Room he was in in "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy."]

Zim had just entered the room, he hasn't been here ever sinced he tried to kill Dib in this lab. Well he did, until he became a giant robot. Thats freaking cool. Zim breathed the air. "Haven't been in here in a while." said Zim. Gir entered the room. He then looked at the temportal. "Swirly liiiiiines." Gir said. "Well Gir I have came up with a GENIUS plan," Zim grabbed an Irken wrench, "now lets modify this temportal so I can go back in time when the HUUUMANS! Were underdeveloped, then claim them as their RUULER! And go back to the present and I own Earth!" "Then you can make BIZCUTZZZ!" said Gir. "NO!"

[2 days later]

Zim had a beard and Gir had rust and webs on him and was shut down, then Zim did the final modification. Then as the portal became a time traveling device rather than a item replacing device in the past, Zim's beard fell off and Gir woke up. "IZZZ IT DOOOONE YEEEEEUUUT!?" yelled Gir. "Yes Gir, now I'll go thousands of years back in time!" "Can I come?" Gir asked. "No." Then Zim marched into the portal.

[100 years in the Future]

"Ah- woops wrong place." Zim said.

[100 years in the past]

"HIYA MASTER!" Gir yelled.

[100 years in the past]

"There is no way times can become bad (It's the 20's)." said a man. Then a newspaper kid riding his bike threw a newspaper at the man. "OH NO THE STOCK MARKET FREAKING CRASHED!" "I should probably go back more." said Zim.

[6 billion years in the past]

[Setting: Rock Mountain]

"Oof!" Zim said as he crashed onto the ground. Then Zim saw it, several men in animal skins scratching their backs and going, "Ooo. Ooo." "INCOMPENTENT BACK SCRATCHERS!" yelled Zim. The men turned their heads to Zim, several of them poking his torso and legs, as he was on a rock and they were on the ground. "NO I'M YOUR KING! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ZIIIIIM!" Then the cavemen looked at him and stopped poking him for 6 seconds, then went back to poking Zim. Then Zim threw his arms and walked back into his portal. "Goodbye you all suck."

[6 billion years in the future, basically the Present]

[Setting: Zim's Lab]

Zim breathed fast and mad. "UGH GIR! THE MISSION FAILED!" Zim then put on his disguise. Then everyone was waiting at his door. Then Dib in the yard was hung in a stalk. "HELP HELP!" Dib yelled. "What the-" Then as he walked by the several people they all suddenly fell to their knees and bowed to him. "Why are you all bowing to me?" asked Zim. "But King Zim, your our King, ever since 6 billion years ago." "Wait wait, 'King Zim'?" asked Zim. Everyone shook their heads yes in fear. "Take the big headed boy to the guillotine then." Zim said. Then Dib yelled as citizens threw him into the Guillotine to execute him. "Yes... YES!"

[5 minutes later]

Everyone was in Zim's lair doing chores, some creepingly poking him. "Should've known." Then all of them bowed down. "What?" "Your voice commands us!" "Well I command you to get out of my house, git git!" Then everyone rushed out of the house in fear. Then Gir who happened to be eating Hershey Bars at the Kitchen Table was there. "Gir what am I going to do? Everyone is so annoying, but they bend to my will" Zim asked. "CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM!" Then Gir who had mushy Hershey bars bunched up together, he splat his face into it. "GIR FOCUS!" "NUUUU!"

[Setting: Irken Armada]

Purple and Red we're rapping, they we're doing an Irken Music Video. "I'm the Almighty Tallest and I'm here to say, if you are short then get away." Then Red said. "And if your Zim your banished to... uh? OH JUST CUT!" Then the communicater showed Zim's face. "GUYS- uh my Tallest why are you in the most stupid clothing I've ever seen?" "Uh Zim- me and Red we're doing a music video." "Well I need reinforcements fro-" The Almighty Tallest cut the transmission in annoyance.

[Setting: Back at Zim's Base]

"I have to fix this Gir, or else I'll die of annoyance." Zim's eye then twitched. Then Zim tried to Time Travel but then the machine broke. "Wait what!?" Then many of his Cult Followers then came up from behind the machine. One of them with the plug. "NO THE PLUG!" Zim tried to run so he could connect it back but his "Servants" held him back, then they all crowded up to him until the point where you couldn't see him anymore if you saw it from upview. "NOOOOOooooo..." Zim's eyes then closed.

[In Memory of Zim, who died of Fans sucking up to him]