Chapter 2: Restated
After Kenny had just finished his volunteering gig that he was leaving for home for the rest of the night that Officer McDaniels had stopped him in his tracks to thank him for cheering his little girl up during her illness. That unknown to them that Mayor McDaniels had arrived with BarBrady at that moment that the off duty officer handled him a couple of 20 dollars for dinner, which Kenny had quickly pocketed it.
"Thanks, Kenny for staying with my little girl which it had cheered her up time, before her upcoming major surgery that you can visit her anytime that I wish that I'm could do something more for you that I would." Officer McDaniels commented on Kenny's kind heart, which both of them looks up to see Mayor McDaniels standing there.
"Bye, Officer McDaniels that I'll see you tomorrow." Kenny mumbles aloud with disgust. He was walking away from the scene that he had popped his head up in the air. when he was walking by the mayor and BarBrady that he is still mad at them for building SodoSopa around his house that he was planning to get something to eat for his family that the sight of them is making him to do a middle finger salute at them.
"Mom and sir, it is nice to see you step away from your pet project." Alex replied which he was standing there rolling his eyes at his own mother who was looking at him with a very shocked look to what she had just heard came from his mouth a few seconds ago. That is when he had walks away from them, which he wants to be alone with his sick little daughter.
"When something is doing well which it will come back to bite me in the ass as always, George?" McDaniels said along with a heavy sigh, as she paces back and forth very nervously while BarBrady sat there looking at her that she had sat down."Meh….This is coming to be a very long week that I can tell already?"
"Gosh, Mary…He have your stubbornness?" BarBrady added, which the mayor just gave his a clear dark glare at BarBrady.
"He is your step son too, George!" McDaniels snapped back at him in a low angry whisper, as she had whispered into his left ear while she has a venomous glare on her face.
Later that same night at the McCormick's residence, that SodoSopa district had started to slow down, since the opening of the local Whole Foods store and Shi TPA Town was created. That is when Kenny had walked into the door that he was holding a couple of hot and fresh made pizzas, breadsticks along a two litter of pop which both Carol and Stewart looks very shocked to what he had found.
"Kenny, where you gotten the money for this feast?" Stewart questioned, as his middle child had placed the surprised bounty on the kitchen table.
"It looks like that I've a guardian angel out there after all, dad." Kenny replied which he is keeping his secret donor' identity hidden from his own family.
"Karen and Kevin, it is supper time!" Carol yells at the top of her lungs that is when both Kevin and Karen had came running into the kitchen for dinner. Meanwhile, back at Hell Pass Hospital inside the private waiting room where Mayor McDaniels was sitting there reading her romance novel while BarBrady was sitting there asleep which he had putted his cap over his face while Kylie is in surgery right now.
"Mayor, you don't look yourself right now that we had come here to see you after we didn't hear anything from you at all." Johnson said, as both he and Freddie had come walking into the room that they had coffee and snacks for them at that moment.
"Johnson, I've a lot on my mind right now that Kylie is in surgery as we speak, and Alex had been ignoring me all night long." McDaniels replied after she had puts her book down on her lap as she looks at her right-handed man after she had taken a cup of coffee from him. All sudden they all looks up that is when Alex had walks into the room that he was texting on his phone that he was continuing his silence strike against his own mother. "See, what I'm going through right now?"
"Oh, Johnson, can you tell my mother that the reason why I'm not talking to her right now, because she had yelled at me earlier today." Alex McDaniels said while the mayor was still sitting there looking angry with him.
"Jesus Christ, you are still mad at me over that little yelling accident, which I didn't know about the situation about Kylie at that time that I'm sorry." McDaniels replied, while she was sitting there, when BarBrady had awaked from his little nap that all sudden his cell phone begins to ring.
"Hello, this is George BarBrady….Josh; you need to listen to me that you need to turn yourself in which it is going to be worse on your record?" BarBrady explained, while he was nervously pacing back and forth which the mayor had overheard his conversation shaken a nerve within her at that moment.
"Well, Officer BarBrady that you need to catch me first which I'm going to toilet papered every business in the historic SodoSopa and Shi Tpa Town districts which you and idiotic officers can't stopped me…Goodbye." Josh spoke into the phone, which all sudden he had decided to end his phone with the police chief in case he was being trance by the local police for his location right now.
The following morning that Kenny had popped his hooded head into Kylie's room which the young girl is sleeping and recovering from having open heart surgery earlier in the morning that he had taken a seat next to her side to keep her some company when she awakes. That he is unaware of Mayor McDaniels is standing outside of the room watching him, after sending BarBrady out to find the boys to get them to help catch Josh before all Hell breaks loose in town again. That is when Kylie had awaked up from her deep slumber, which she had smiled at him when she had seen him.
"Kenny, my guardian angel that you had came back to me that I'd some good news for you that my heart is fixed which I'm can be a normal kid to play again." Kylie said along with a smile had formed on her tired looking face.
"That I hope for that day to come, Kylie." Kenny mumbled while he had sat down next to her while she was playing with her teddy bear that he had saw the blood transfusion line in her little hand.
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Across town, which it was later during the day, cut to South Park Police station inside the main squad room where all of the uniformed and plainclothes detectives were sitting doing their paperwork which Yates was sitting at his desk writing his reviews on Yelp instead of doing actual police work to located Josh Meyers before he does something terrible. That is when the boys minus Kenny came rushing through the double swinging doors, which they are dressed in their junior detectives costumes right now.
"Detective Sergeant, we are here to help you out with capturing the serial toilet paper caper, Josh Meyers." Kyle said, as he stepped forward that Yates had stopped typing on his computer to give him a clear dark glare.
"Look, kids that I'm super busy with Yelp reviews right now." Yates replied in an annoyed tone voice, while he was glaring them down that BarBrady had arrived there in the nick of time, which Yates was about to throw them out.
"There you are boys that I'm going to restate you as junior detectives by the mayor's orders to capture Josh Myers." BarBrady states that he had placed his cap on one of his officers' desk. "Hey, wait a minute... Where is that kid in the orange parka?"
"Well, BarBrady that Kinny got a volunteering gig at the local hospital right now." Cartman explained that Yates had gone back to typing his Yelp reviews on his computer once again.
"Sir, how is Officer McDaniels' little girl is doing right now?" Yates asks that BarBrady just look at him which he was about to sworn the boys in as junior detectives.
"She is doing fine that she had her surgery earlier this morning." BarBrady replied that he looks super nervous rubbing the back of his neck with his left hand at that moment, and then he had changed the subject. "Well, I'm better to get to swear these boys in as junior detectives then."
"Wait, sir that long dark chocolate hair boy with the glasses is currently a junior detective after he had beaten the shit out of those Nazi zombies who was rampaging through our town a year ago, which I'm need to finish this Yelp review for City Wok!" Yates added that Dovahkiin just stood there in silent looking at him, which Yates was continuing to write his review that the boys minus Cartman were lightly gigging right now.
Back at Hell Pass Hospital that Kenny had sneaked away from Kylie who was taking a nap, which he had went into the bathroom that he had pulls a very familiar clothing out of his backpack that it was his Mysterion's costume after getting a text from Dovahkiin about the news.
Back at Hell Pass hospital at the same time… Outside of Kylie's room that Mayor McDaniels was outside taking phone calls on her smart phone, which she was conducting city business while she was away from her office. That she had her back to her granddaughter's door that a purple colored flash had came passing through the hallway, which it was Mysterion.
"Alright, Johnson, please keep me updated out through the rest of the day." McDaniels said that she had ended her call with her right-hand man, as she is about to reentered her granddaughter's room when she had seen Mysterion had perched himself on the window's sill to keep watch over Kylie as he does with Karen all time. "Mysterion… That I had seen that you had heard the call to protect our town once again?"
"Yes, madam that I'd heard about the toilet paper mastermind had escaped from Alamosa last night." Mysterion added in a low husky tone voice as he looks at her with great concern.
"I'm needs you to catch this little punk, before it gets out of the public eye, which I don't need another round of pressure bearing down upon me again after hearing those Jimmy Fallon's hurtful comments against our town." McDaniels explained in a tense tone that she is already a nervous wreck as it is with the situation of her granddaughter right now. "God, I'll to have a cigarette right now." That she had turned around to discover Mysterion was gone from the room, all sudden Alex had came up behind her with a couple of plastic bags with takeout from a local deli that he had returned from to pick lunch up.
"Mom, what is wrong?" Alex said, as he had placed the food bags on the rolling table while she had seated herself in the chair next to her sleeping granddaughter.
"Where the hell that mysterious kid had disappeared to?" McDaniels questioned as she looks around the room, which she had noticed the slightly opened furnace vent on the lower wall. "Damn, he is super fast."
Outside of the hospital that the boys were about to head into the building to find Kenny, when all sudden the furnace vent cover have come popping out of place after Mysterion had kicked it really hard to opened it.
"Kenny?" All of the boys said in unison, while he was standing there brushing the dust had covered his costume up while he was trekking through the narrow built steel maze to get out of the building.
"Dude, we had been restated as junior detectives to help the local idiots out to catch Josh Myers." Stan explained that Kenny was still brushing his costume off with dust that he had putted his backpack on that he had hidden under his cape.
"I know that I'd run into Mayor McDaniels in the hospital just a few minutes ago, you guys." Kenny said that they were walking toward the downtown area at that moment.
"So, what is the lead on this Josh, detectives?" Dovahkiin asked that he had decided to goes back into his detective character once again that he was wearing his University of Michigan's beanie in support of his favorite home college team.
"Hey, Douchebag that Officer McDaniels would think you are cool that he is a Michigan Alum." Kenny said after he had noticed his friend's hat, which he had remembered Officer McDaniels' civilian clothes that he was wearing.
"Well, Detective Sergeant Hughes that we could check out at Jim's RX Drugs drugstore for a possible lead." Kyle replied which he had quickly think about an easy lead.
"Oh, Right that we need to search for any evidence of a big purchase of toilet paper during the last 24 hours." Dovahkiin added, after being caught off guard with Kenny's off comment.
"To Be Continued"
Author's notes: I am going for continuation from both of The City Part of Town and this week's You're Not Yelping. In addition, I am better getting my ass moving on Ghost Stories, which Halloween is two weeks away.