Chapter 3: Guardian Angel
The following morning that the boys are gearing up for their football practice for a big game against their archrival, Middle Park Cowboys this week that Randy, and Officer McDaniels were coaching their players on the field, while Dovahkiin was sitting on the bench eating a bowl of wheaties with blue colored Gatorade that replaced the milk. That Alex was not dressed in his police uniform or his alma mater gear, but he was a green hoodie with the cow logo on it along with khaki pants and a black baseball cap with the green letters of SP.
"Dude….That looks very gross that you're eating right now." Stan said, which he looks sick when he had saw Dovahkiin stuffed his mouth with that mess.
"The true breakfast of athletes which it dubbed, The Harbaugh Breakfast Challenge?" Dovahkiin replied as he was shoveling on through the blue colored munch which it is making Stan want to puke that is when David had came walking up to them with Kyle and Kenny to replaced Butters on the field for the rest of the season.
"Are you doing the Harbaugh Breakfast Challenge again, Dovahkiin?" Kenny asked, after he had pulled his helmet off that his scrappy blond hair was sticking up everywhere that is when rest of the team had joined their leader into taking The Harbaugh Breakfast Challenge.
"What is The Harbaugh Breakfast Challenge?" David asks while he looks very confused that everyone was taking the challenge that is when Dovahkiin had decided to explained that he had brought an empty cereal bowl out along with an orange box of Wheaties and yellow colored liquid filled Gatorade bottle.
"Dude, there is a legend that Michigan's head coach Jim Harbaugh likes to eat Wheaties with Gatorade, instead of milk for breakfast." Dovahkiin said while he was eating his bowl of fuel for sacking any players that he will come across.
Ewww!" Stan replied, while he was standing there covering his mouth with his left hand to prevent vomit from flying everywhere.
"What the hell are you kids are eating?" Randy said, after he had noticed his players were sitting around taking the challenge that is when Officer McDaniels had instantly recognized the challenge that he had taken his tablet out to take a picture of them taking the challenge on his Facebook that looks like that Jim have future recruits in the making as he wrote.
"Well, Mr. Marsh that we are taking the Harbaugh Breakfast Challenge right now!" Cartman said, while munching on from his bowl, after scooping up of the munch with his spoon at that moment. That is when Officer McDaniels' cell phone begins to ring at that moment which Dovahkiin had instantly recognized the sound of the ringtone it was "In the Big House" by the band, Pop Evil. When all sudden that Sgt. Yates along with Barkley, Adams and Foley showed up to get the boys to work on their assignment. "Commissioner… What a surprise to see you here on the field which we have a big game coming up?"
"Goddamnit, Kid that I'm not a commissioner which I'd told you many times before, that I'm a Detective Sergeant!" Yates expressed his annoyance aloud, as he glares down at the fat kid who was grinning with evil that had formed on his heavy plump face while he looks up at him to see him get angry at that moment. "Boys, we need your help now."
"Why, sarge that we are more concerned with winning that game against Middle Park right now!" Stan answered, while he was standing there with his helmet tucked under his left arm.
"To find this sick bastard for toilet papering our landmarks that I know that the chief had arrested you brats for toilet papering one of your teachers' houses a few years ago." Yates explained, while the PC Principal was walking up.
"Really, kid that the town's safety is more important than a damned football game." Barkley added, which everybody just looks at him very funny right now.
"Uh, Sarge that we are talking about South Park - Middle Park rivalry that it is much like the Michigan- Ohio State rivalry in the state of Colorado." Barkley commented, while Harrison was standing there rolling his eyes at them.
"Yeah, I know that, Mitch that we need to get this problem under control-" Yates explained, when one of his officers that he looks very annoyed had cut him off at that moment.
"Oh, yeah….Before Mayor McDaniels will light m- 80 under our asses once again." Foley added, which all of the officers and Yates was standing there giving him a clear dark glare that they do not want to hear it at all."On second thought, where is our highly demanding mayor lately?" That is when Officer McDaniels had turned around to give them that infamous look of his mother has.
"Oh, shit… The boss' son is here which we can't pull the wacky stunts right now." Adams replied, that they all looks stunned when they had seen him standing there.
"Oh, you guys that I'm going to break the bad news that she had heard anything up to now." Alex said, after ended the call with his wife, which he had lied to all of their faces to screw them around a little bit. "Ha-Ha….I'd finally gotten you assholes back at last that all of those looks on your faces were priceless."
"Yeah, Alex that we must be on our best behavior to please the PC crowd." Foley whispered into Alex's ear. That he had rolled his eyes with pure disgust that the local PC crowd had sucked the fun out of this town, ever since he and his family had gotten back from Ann Arbor to save Kylie from her failing health that Foley was silently pointing at Randy, who is a member of the PC South Park Chapter.
"Mother of God… So long, everybody that I'm coming home which I've a sick daughter at home to take care of right now?" Alex McDaniels said that he had walk away from the group, which Kenny had sneaked away from the group to help Officer McDaniels out with Kylie for a day.
"Hey, Officer McDaniels, do you need any help with Kylie today?" Kenny asks as he was pulling his helmet and shoulder pads off that Alex had opened his passenger side door of his truck for him to get in at that moment. "Get in, kid." Not long after both Alex and Kenny had left the area, which Randy had noticed Kenny and his assistant coach had gone that he have not noticed them left while he was talking with PC principal.
"S-Stan, where is Kenny and my assistant coach had gone to?" Randy asked that Stan just stood there shaking his head at his own dad for not paying any attention that is when Yates' cell had begun to ring.
"Goddamnit, dad that you're more concerned staying cool with the PC Principal, instead of coaching us for our upcoming game." Stan whispered while he was facepalming himself with disgust.
"Hello? This is Det. Harris Yates….We will down there in a few minutes, come on, men that we had robbery down at the Jim's RX drugstore on Main Street." Yates said while he was on the phone that he and his men had raced toward their cars, which the boys had followed them.
"Meh….Goddamnit you guys that we have to do police work again." Kyle added along with a heavy sigh.
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Meanwhile at the same time … Cut at Hell Pass hospital in the children ward wing inside Kylie's private room, where the sleeping little girl was in bed that Mayor McDaniels was there that she had put her mayoral duties aside to take care of her critical ill granddaughter. That she was holding off with the signing off on the finalization of the construction of a super sized indoor Farmers Market with the city council and developers right now. All sudden, both Johnson and Freddie had come into the room to see the very haggard looking mayor who was resting her head next to her granddaughter's form.
"Mayor, how are you doing these last few days?" Johnson asked that he looks very concerned for her, after seeing her having a super tough week last week to this now that she had look up at him which she looks over to see Pete standing there in the doorway.
"Johnson, I'm fine….Peter, what are you doing here not in school right now." McDaniels replied that she looks very anxious that Pete had grabbed her by the arm, which he had led her out of the room when both Alex and Kenny were getting off the elevator at that moment.
"Mom, we have a problem that the serial toilet paper mastermind had vandalized the school with a mass amount of toilet paper that the PC principal is raging mad like a hurricane right now." Pete said in a low whisper, while flipping his long black dyed bangs out of his eyes and forgot to call his mother "his aunt" in public, which the mayor had to hush him to be quiet.
"For Christ's sake…..This is getting out of hand right now?" McDaniels said, as they had stepped into the private conference room to listen to the complaints at that moment. "Everybody, calm the fuck down." While she had taken a seat at the long boardroom table that is when BarBrady had casually strolled in.
"Mary, you must have heard about the school and other buildings in town had been vandalized this morning by Josh." BarBrady said, right after he had taken his seat next to his secret lover who was glaring back at him.
"Yes, I'd heard about it, George that you and your officers need to step up with your game to catch that little punk." McDaniels ordered that she was sitting there gently tapping her fingers on the table trying to calm her nerves down.
Back in the downtown area, that Yates and his crew were chatting with Jim, the elderly owner of Jim's RX Drugs about the shoplifting theft while the fiery redhead police sergeant was standing there smoking his cigarette and Det. Mitch Murphey was writing details on his notepad for the police report.
"Harris, this thief had struck me a second time this week that he is only stealing a mass amount of toilet paper which it is costing me big time to replace." Jim explained that his toilet paper loss is tossing him an arm and leg to replace the stock for loss of revenue.
"Jim, we have some of best detectives on this case right now." Yates swayed him with a lie that he is using the boys to get inside Josh's mind that they had toilet papered a couple of people's houses in the past.
"Sir, why we are not asking the chief to help out that he was the one who had dealt with him before?" Murphey asked in a low whisper to remind his superior of BarBrady's dealings with Myers in the past. Inside in the store the boys were walking through the crime scene that yellow crime tape was wrapped around a section of missing toilet paper.
"God, these cops around here …. They're complete fucking idiots, you guys!" Kyle mumbles aloud that they are doing the police work again while they were looking over the rope off crime scene.
"Dude, I'm super surprised to see BarBrady is not here that he was the one who had brought Josh in to help catches us for toilet papering Mrs. Streibel's house for getting us in trouble for that clay penis." Kyle added.
"So, Kinny is still babysitting Mayor McDaniels' granddaughter, as we speak?" Cartman butts into the conversation, after noticing Kenny is still missing from his role of a junior detective right now. Back at Hell Pass Hospital inside Kylie's room, where Kenny was sitting on the bed with Kylie was getting ready for bed which Kenny was reading her a story before she go to bed.
"Thanks, Kenny for the story that tomorrow that I will see that I can go home." Kylie said while she was dosing off into slumberland when Kenny was walking out of the room that he turns around to her at that moment.
"See ya tomorrow, kid." Kenny mumbled as he had stepped out of the room to heads for home that Alex had brought him and his family some dinner for the night once again which it was KFC, while Alex had drive him home. Inside the McCormick home that the rest of the family were sitting there when Kenny had came scrolling inside with the latest bounties. That is when Cartman was standing in front of Kenny's window which he had smelled the aroma of the chicken.
"Do I smell the colonel, Kinny; can I have some chicken skin?" Cartman said while he was looking inside that Kenny just sat there shaking his head at him.
Later that same night, across town, cut to the McDaniels' residence in the TV lit master bedroom that both McDaniels and BarBrady were in bed watching Jimmy Fallon that the mayor does not want to watch his ass after he had preferred her town as the shitheads of America that she still silently fuming about it.
"George, change the channel which I don't want to listen to his lame ass jokes on us again, due to Garrison's fault." McDaniels demanded that she was sitting there giving her infamous dirty look at him, which he had changed the channel that is when BarBrady's work cell had started to ring that he had turned his phone off at that moment. "What, it was Harris?"
"Harris, he can take care of himself which he have a squad of officers to assist him, Mary." BarBrady replied, as she had put her head on his broad chest for comfort that he was gently stroking her back.
"George William BarBrady, what had gotten into you all sudden?" McDaniels said in a shocked tone voice when she had to think through to what she had heard from him that BarBrady had scooped closer to her, which he had pulled her into his arms. "Oh, someone wants to play tonight..."
"Well, we have been busy lately that we have no time for ourselves?" BarBrady replied, while he was lying next to her, which he had switched ID on what is on was Deadly Women at that moment.
"You're a bad little boy in the bedroom." McDaniels added along with a naughty laugh that once again BarBrady's cell begins to ring which both of them just looks at each others than at the phone. "You better answer it now, George."
"To Be Continued"