Chapter 22: Crouching Moron, Hidden Bad Ass

Cutback at the Super Adventure Club' isolated retreat that was nestled in the foothills of the Rockies down. Down in the oversized wine cellar where all of the local kids are locked up to use against the adults of South Park to play with their emotions to get back at them for ruining the ads' plans to take over the world. While the boys was sitting there on how to get of the cell that is when Dovahkiin had gotten an idea to get out of this mess, which he was planning to use his most powerful fart , the Nagasaki that was taught to him by the fart masters of the North, Terrance and Philip.

"You guys, back away from the door now!" Dovahkiin ordered that everyone had backed away to stand in the back of the cell to let Dovahkiin pointed his ass toward the locked cell door that he had released his most powerful fart on the door, which the force of it had ripped the door off its hinges like the winds of an EF- 5 twister blaring down on a little town.

"Dayum….." Craig said that he looks shocked along with Tweek at his side from the destruction of the door by the force of a single fart that is allowing them to escape from their prison.

"Now excuse me that I've some child molesters' asses to kick around here." Dovahkiin said to his friends that he is not backing down from a fight at all, as he had stepped out of the mangled cage that he looks like a child in place of a superhero, who was gearing up for battle against his archrivals.

"Man, you Saginaw kids are fucking crazy that they do the most fucked up shit ever." Cartman said to himself, as he looks at both Dovahkiin and Jenna, who are bold in the most dangerous situations that they had came across, because they had spent their childhood in Saginaw, Michigan.

"Cartman, you know me that I'd spent my earlier childhood in Sagnasty, and being chased by a shadow government agency that I'd seen it all." Dovahkiin stated along with a naughty smirk had formed on his lips. However, all sudden they were once again surrounded by those sick bastards, as they were about to reach for the door.

"Well…Well…Well… You little kiddies are very bold, yet foolish to attempt escape from our clutches." William P. Connelly spoke with mocking tone when he was standing before them with the bitterest grin on his lips. "Gentlemen, take them back to their cage." His henchmen had raced toward the kids to puts them back into a second large holding cell.

Somewhere in the deep Coloradoan wildness, where a pair of heavy winter clothes wearing figures was struggling through the heavy packed mountain snow. Plus it was snowing very hard that they cannot see ahead of them that the heavy snowfall was blinding them to force them to stop for the night, it was PC Principal and Principal Victoria, who were out in full force to find those kids and hunt any ad who oppose a threat. When they had came across abandoned cabin. Inside the cabin, PC Principal was starting a fire in the fireplace to warm the place up.

"Well, Vicky….It looks like that we are spending a night here, until the snow move out of the area." PC Principal said, while he was kneeling over the fireplace to get the fire going at that moment.

"Too bad, we have kids to find that this will be a romantic evening between us, Peter." Principal Victoria said when PC had seated himself next to her on the sofa, and begins to stroke his dirty blond hair with her fingers, as they leaned closer to each other's.

Meanwhile back in South Park, cut to City Hall inside the mayor's office that Mayor McDaniels was standing behind her desk milling through her desk looking for something when Randy had decided to barge in to bug her again.

"Mayor, we need to talk now." Randy said that the mayor had ordered him to shhhh, with her pointer finger pointed at him, as she was continuing to dig through her paperwork to avoid speaking with him at all cost. She is still on her silent strike against him for his asshole views on BarBrady after he was in hospital, while he was recovering from his injury. "Goddamnit, mayor…. Please, listen to me."

"Why should I listen to you, Marsh that you had lied about BarBrady had shot at those kids, which it was caused by your hand?" McDaniels scolded him when she had looks up at him with a scowling look that was set in her eyes. "Plus you don't give a shit about him when he was lying in a hospital bed recovering from his surgery…..I'm going to fix your mess." Outside in the hallway, there is a man was lurking around in the shadows that the ads had sent an assassin to kill Randy and McDaniels, but BarBrady can sensed trouble was brewing when he had seen the man had pulls a pistol out of his coat pocket.

Both Randy and McDaniels had noticed the doors had swung open to reveal the assassin standing in the doorway aiming his pistol at them, when he was about ready to pulls the trigger on them that he had sunken down on his knees dying, which he was shot right through the heart. As he had collapsed on the ground to revealed his slayer, who was standing behind him, it was BarBrady was not nervous firing his gun this time that he was determined to protect his lover from great harm.

"George…" McDaniels said when she had seen him standing there with his gun pointing at the ground, which he does not wanted to accidentally shoot someone else again. Instead of crimson red colored blood had stained the area that it was a sky blue colored liquid oozing out of the wound onto the floor. "He was a living ad, good job, BarBrady for killing that son of bitch."

"I see that you're back on the force, BarBrady." Randy protested his annoyance when he had seen BarBrady standing there in his police uniform once again that BarBrady was giving a dark glare to him. "Mayor, I can't believe you had brought this idiot back on the force, after I'd made this town modern and progressive that he will ruin it."

"Shut up, Randy that I'd an enough with your progressive bullshit that lasted me a lifetime, we have bigger problems to deal around here, like stopping those pesky ads and save our local children." McDaniels ranted wildly, while she was glaring back at him. "I'll do whatever I want; I'm the mayor, not you… "She had got the nerve to slap him across the face to get him to realize the mistake that he had made.

"S-Stanley….S-Shelly…" Randy said in a panic that something had snapped him out of his power trip that concern for his kids had came out of him when he had dropped on his knees at that moment.

"Do you see this progressive movement had turned us all into assholes by betraying our friends and families over an overpriced food market that the ads wanted to see us destroyed ourselves, Marsh?" McDaniels said that she had placed her hand on his shoulder. That is when Officer McDaniels had came running in the room with a feared look on his bearded face that they looks at him great concern.

"Mom, Kylie is missing right now?" Alex panicked that his sick little girl is among the missing local kids right now.

"What?" McDaniels said in a shock tone when she had heard the troubling news about her third sick grandchild who is among the missing. "It is game on, ads."

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Back at the Super Adventure Club's Mountain retreat, still down in the wine cellar that the boys were struggling to get free yet again from their prison, but there were two guards watching over them to keep from escaping again.

"Hey, assholes….When I gets out of this cage that I'm going to kick your asses up in these mountains so bad!" Dovahkiin expressed his anger that his eyes was gleaming in that icy blue color, due to his manifesting dragonborn powers is going forth. "Plus I'm going to cap that bitch, Leslie too."

"Douchebag, you're showing your Saginaw side again…Ha-Ha!" Cartman said along with laughter that both Dovahkiin and Jenna was standing there giving a clear dark glare back at him.

"Goddamnit, Cartman that one of these days, I'm going to kick your ass." Dovahkiin expressed his anger toward him, where Cartman had decided to back off from him a bit that he knows how Dovahkiin fights during the battle for the stick.

"Dude… How the hell are we getting out of this mess now?" Kyle asked, while he was sitting next to Stan, who was comforting Wendy in his arms right now.

An hour later….Cut to the isolated cabin that was hidden deep of the Coloradoan Wilderness, where the heavy snow had finally let up, where both Vicky and PC had once again started their trek to find those kids and kill any ad, if they have come across. PC can sense something is in the air that someone is watching them, where the blowing icy winds are making it hard to hear anything.

"Peter, what is wrong?" Victoria asked when PC had stopped in his tracks to look around the snow-covered area for any movement around them.

"Vicky, go back to the cabin now!" PC yelled, which she had made a run for it, when all sudden a drone is armed with missile was flying toward him, he had brought it down with a swing of his pickaxe that he is unaware of Leslie controlled it.

"Rats…This ad blocker is pissing me off right now!" Leslie said that her eyes were glowing red, which she was seeing through the downed drone's camera Len. While PC Principal had look down at it and crushed it under his foot, as it was sparking everywhere along with gray smoke filled the air, it had lost its connection to Leslie when she had lost the video feed within her superior mind. After the showdown with the drone was finished that is when Victoria had emerged from the long abandoned log cabin.

"Peter, are you okay?" Victoria said that she had run up to him to give him a tight hug. "I'm fine, babe." PC principal replied, when he had taken her into his arms.

Back in town, cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office… Mayor McDaniels was nervously pacing forth and back in the middle of the room in silent that she was finding a way to tackle this act that is causing massive panic within her community last 48 hours for the safety of their kids and fearing for her granddaughter's ill health takes a worse turn. BarBrady can sense the fear within her at that moment, which he wants to help, but he does not want to shoot anyone.

"BarBrady, I want you to lead a team in the foothills, outside of town to find those kids." McDaniels asks BarBrady to lead a search team in an effort to save those kids from harm that he looks in great shocked when she had pleaded with him for help. "Listen to me, George that you may have to shoot people like that Leslie girl, any ad or agents, who are working for them, which they are a threat to our town, here is your chance to prove us wrong."

"I'll try, Mary…." BarBrady said along with a heavy sigh that he looks super nervously when he had heard the s- word came from his lover's mouth a few minutes ago.

"Look at me, George…. You had shot that ad assassin to save me and Mr. Marsh from harm that I need you to do that to save those kids." McDaniels explained when she had placed her hands on his rosy red cheeks to make him to look at her." Please save my granddaughter, and rest of those kids, George."

"To Be Continued"