Hiiiiiiiiii! Soz for the late update ^_^, I've been kinda busy lately with 42 (AHAHAHH REFRENCES I'M SORRY) . I've been at Hyper Japan all day so I have now got inspiration for this chapter! I don't know what'll happen after this chapter so I would appreciate any suggestions that I can get from you guys. Enjoy the new chapter!

Lucy's POV

Hehehe... Natsu promised to make me go woof! Yaaaaaay!

"Errr... How do I make you woof exactly?"

"You scratch behind my ears! :3 "

"O... Ok?" And then he began to scratch my ears in just the right spot! He always knows how to please a girl... Dog... Chimera... Anyway, what else do I want? Aha!

"Woof! Woof!"

"Is that all?" My sexy master said. After a bit of thought, I came up with a great idea!

"Now take me for a walk!"

"Walk?"

"Walk! Walk! Walk!" I chanted. Rapidly, I scampered off then returned while bringing him a pink, sparkly leash in my jaws. Perfect for a snazzy walk with a snazzy master!

"Why do ya want a walk?" Natty-sama asked.

"Because you are snaz of course! Why else? Let's go!"

"O...k?" He tied the sparkleicious leash around my neck and fastened it tightly.

"Woof! Woof!" I yelped while parading around the Dragneel empire. Soon, there will be two rulers! But, will a dog be enough for a King? Hopefully!

"Where do you wanna go, Luce?" Ah... He looks so sexy when he says that!

"Wait, wait... Are you... Drooling?"

"That appears to be the situation Natty-sama!"

"Natty-sama's" POV

Wow... Lucy really is acting weird... After dancing like a leprechaun around the room, she chewed her lead off and ran outside! Crap... What if Gramps and Mira see us like this?

"Natty-samaaaaaaaaaaa!" And what is with this weird nickname?

"What is it Lucy? Where are you?"

"Look up!" Lucy was in a tree. A TREE!

"..."

"I was trying to say that we should play kings and queens!"

"W-what? Why?"

"Then how about we play princesses!"

"W-w-w-w-WHAT!?" The chimera named Lucy leaped from the tree and put on a leaf crown. What is up with her?

Juvia's POV

"G-Gray-sama..."

"Y-yes? What is it? Do you want anything? Should I go get it?" Gray-sama replied. He looks so dreamy in the moonlight...

"Yes. Juvia needs something." Juvia replied. Juvia must get it. She must.

"Ok! I'll go get it! Be back Soon! You need to let go of my arm so I can get it!" Silly Senpai.

"No, no. You must stay. For what I need is... YOUR LOVE AND AFFECTION!"

Gray's POV

"GGSDFHUIIOGDSASCBMKOYSWDBJFSVHYREF!?" Crap! Juvia started crying and her body merged with the water! Everyone (apart from me( was evacuated while I was left in the centre of the Juvia. What is up with this chick? I might drown in Juvia! There were random echoes of my name filling the room until a singular body of water arose from the whirlpool.

"GRAY-SAMA!"

"ARGH! SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP ME!"

Gajeel's POV

"Shrimp... What are you wearing?" Shorty was dancing around in super high-heels. And, worst of all, they made her taller than me! We were outside since our little 'holiday home' got drenched in... Well... Juvia. Flame-brain was playing castle with bunny girl in a stick fort... They had avoided the Juvia tsunami as bunny girl had dragged her 'master' outside for a walk while she was in dog mode. What was going on tonight?

"Pfft... Gajeel! You're so tiny... You look like an ant! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Ugh, whatever..." Well, isn't SOMEONE a show off! My real worry was that she was going to trip and fall! Well, if that did happen, I'd be there to catch her at least. Maybe.

"GAAAAJJJJJEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL-CHAAAAAN! What is Lulu doing with Natty? They look all smoochy smooch! Hahaha! Gross!" Wow... What's up with her...

"Hey, half-pint! Will you need a ladder to get down from your shoes?"

"NEVERRRRR!" She yelled while splashing sake all over my face. There has to be a limit to what happens in this guild... And what everyone drinks...

"You do know that if you can't hold your booze, I will steal and hide all of it for a year or nine, right?" Will this make her stop? Maybe... But the real question is could I reach it. I hate how the midget is suddenly so tall!is this how she always feels? I wonder how she could bear to put up with it...

"Pffffft- HAHAHAHAHA! As if YOU could reach THIS beer! You're too itty-bitty, shrimp!" How dare she call ME shrimp!

"Grrrr...ONLY I CAN CALL YOU SHRIMP, SHRIMP!"

Levy's POV

Hehehe! Shrimp is getting all frustrated because he's sooooooo small! Haha!

"Why would YOU call ME shrimp if I'm taller than you?" I made a good point! There are no chance me backs! I am just naturally taller than him.

"You already REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES, Y'KNOW?"

"Ok, ok... Not shrimp... Short stack! Improvement? Off ft-"

"HOW THE HELL IS THAT AN IMPROVEMENT!? Anyway, those are just high heels! I'm naturally taller than you!" What does he mean?

"LIAR! I'm naturally taller and you know it!"

"NO YOU ARE NOT AND I DONT KNOW IT! Do you even know that you are wearing shoes?" Shoes? What're they?

"Dragonslayer! What magical sorcery are these "shoes" you're speaking of? They sound dumb! Hahahaha!" Shoes! Weird!

"They're the things you put on your feet, genius!"

"Genius? I don't see any geniuses here. AHAHA!"

"You're really starting to piss me off, Y'KNOW?" Lolz!

"AHAHAHAHA! You are so funny when you're all worked up!"

A giggle from a few meters away distracted me. Aga! The love birds! Lulu is gonna smooch all up in Natty's face isn't she? AHAHA!

Erza's POV

"WHERE'S ALL THE BOOZE!?"

"Y-you drank it all Erza..."

"THEN GET MORE! WHERE'S THE BOOZE!?

"L-like we s-said... There isn't any... Half of it is trapped in Juvia."

"THEN GET SOME NOOOOW!" Insolent fools! Thinking that they could just run out of booze! Never will I go thirsty... NEVER WILL MY REIGN COME TO AN END! Jellal had finally returned from... Somewhere... Bearing the gift of the gods. How dare he be the one holding it and not me!

"GIVE ME THE BOOOOOOZE!" I threw a knife at him, however, for whatever reason, I couldn't aim too near him like I could with the other idiots...

"O-ok!" As he threw a bottle in my direction, I caught it and unscrewed the lid. Then, I partook of the drink of the heavens. While I was doing so, the servent placed several or so bottles by my side.

"Don't get too hammered, ok, Erza?"

"A-alright..." Crap I stuttered! A slight blush dusted my face. He cares about me? Why? Ugh. Pesky brat making me lost for words like that... What was it that made him so special? Eh. Who cares?

Jellal's POV

Wow! The guys weren't kidding when they said she could be a rough drunk... She threw a knife at me! However, the be aiming was a bit off... I went into the room where I had captured Juvia in some buckets (courtesy of Gajeel) and I began to remove some of the alcohol from the water mage. At least she wouldn't be a problem for much longer... Gray was resting on a sofa, occasionally coughing up bits of Juvia, however, that never seemed to interrupt his sleep.

"Hey, Jellal." Oh no! The Erza had come out of her cave!

"Y-yes?" I replied. Pkeasedon'tkillmepkeasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme...

"I was just wondering if you knew why I couldn't aim the knife too close to you? All of my other throws slightly grazed the other's ears... But you, nothing..." Wait, what?

"Well, I don't know to be honest..." What else was I supposed to say?

"Oh... Then, I guess it's just love..." And, with that, she staggered back to her throne of bottles (empty ones of course).

~timeskip brought to you by my Hyper Japan loot~

Finally, Juvia had been cleared of alcohol and only slight traces remained in her blood stream. However, she seemed to be the only one to have recovered. She was in her original form constricting a traumatised Gray in her tight embrace. Erza still hadn't said anything else since she came to talk to me. Just as I thought at, Satan struck once again.

"Hey, guys! Wanna play a game?" Mira...

Mira's POV

Perfect! Now that all of the drunks are gathered here, the games can begin!

"Lucy! Truth or dare?" I asked the dog-girl.

"Hmmmmmmmm... My animal instinct says that dares mean trouble, so I pick truth!" Hmmm... Sharp instincts and a sneaky move...

"Ok, who do you have a crush on?" Now, this will be fun.

"Easy! I love..." Everyone held their breath. Even the almighty Titania!

"Natty-sama!" At that moment, Natsu exploded. Literally. His whole body set on fire

Rin's POV

Wow! Natsu seemed really happy about that! Interesting... I'm so glad that I became sober beforehand! Otherwise this s would all just be a hazy memory in a web of confusion. Poetic, right? Igneel always said that poetic thoughts are healthy as they help with work in the future. Natsu probably doesn't get them because he's way too dumb for that kind of thing.

"Erza! Truth or dare?" The blonde doggy asked.

"Dare!" The drunken woman announced. This was going to be great! I knew what Luce was going to say.

"I dare you to go smoochy-smooch all up in Jellal's face!" Both her and Jellal turned a deep scarlet at this dare.

"Well, what're you waiting for?" I asked the reddened wizards.

"N-nothing in particular..." Erza replied.

"Then get it over with!" In the background, Mira could be seen whipping out a camera. Slowly, they drew closer and closer, until there was barely half an inch in between their faces. Eventually, Jellal closed the gap. Mira was fangirling way too much and nearly passed out. Haha! This was going to be fun!

Romeo's POV

"Eeeey! There ya go! Let's move this along, 'kay?" I yelled at the couple when they FINALLY broke the kiss.

"Romeo! Stop being such an asshole!" Yelled the fiery idiot.

"Shut it, flamey!" I retorted.

"Just do me a favour and become sober again, will ya?"

"Ugh, go away, peasant."

"Grrr... Okay, then. Romeo. Truth or dare?"

"Truth, duh! I'm not ready to kiss anyone anytime soon!" I answered.

"Okay then, brat. Who in this room would you date if you had the chance?" Oh, crap. This.

"Ugh, okay. I'll answer." Everyone was paying full attention to me and what I alone was going to say.

"I-I like Wendy..."

What did I just say?

Finally, I was sober again just to find that is confessed my feelings. Wow, being drunk is weird! Wendy looks like she's finally snapped out of her drunk news as well. Did she hear what I said? I wish my confession was better than that...

Wendy's POV

... Wut?

Well, that was long... And hard... Sorry, but until I get some mega inspiration, I'm not going to write a new chapter. That is why this one exploded a bit... Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this extra-long chapter. See ya next time (hopefully)!