In America; Randy wearing a black and red leather jacket and skull helmet drove his motorcycle into the Toon City garage and parked the bike next to Spongebob's patty wagon.
He got off the bike and turned to Theresa.
"So how'd the interview go?" said Theresa.
Randy removed his helmet.
"Well there are so many applicants who want to become the last intern at the Toon City Zoo, I'm not to sure I'll get the job." said Randy.
He placed the helmet on his motorcycle.
Theresa went to her boyfriend and kissed him on the lips and hugged him.
"Randy I know you can be a great Zookeeper. You had a Multibutt Monkey and those other strange animals." said Theresa.
Randy sighed as violin music started playing.
"I know, but I'm competing with a bunch of candidates that're like the Malibu firestation, always flashing their chests and-"Randy said until he noticed the violin music.
He turned and saw Spongebob moving two fingers like he's playing a violin.
"What're you doing?" said Randy.
"World's smallest violin." said Spongebob.
Randy groaned.
"This is serious." said Randy.
"So am I." said Spongebob.
Randy and Theresa looked at Spongebob's fingers and sure enough he was playing a very small violin with his fingers.
The two became shocked.
"Wow." said Theresa.
"Yeah. But on a much mor serious note, you don't have anything to worry about. Most jobs are looking for those who have qualifications then very smooth tan bodies." said Spongebob, "Let me see your job resume."
Randy gave Spongebob his job resume and the sponge put on some reading glasses and started reading the resume.
"Hmm, hmm, hm, yeah this is good. Wow, you worked at a movie theater?" said Spongebob.
Randy nodded.
Spongebob removed his glasses.
"Okay, it seems like you've got everything to prove your worth." said Spongebob, "In a way, you'll basically be like Kevin James."
"That Fat Guy?" Randy asked.
"Yep, that guy." said Spongebob.
He heard his phone vibrate and picked it up.
The sponge became shocked.
"Yeesh." said Spongebob.
Randy and Theresa became shocked.
"What is it?" said Theresa.
"Sonic and Ray are in a night club with some ladies with one of them having a piercing in some inappropriate area." said Spongebob.
"Where?" said Randy.
Spongebob gave his phone to Randy and the two teens saw the photo.
The two became shocked and started puking.
"Yeah, big mistake." said Spongebob.
Later; Randy walked to the hanger and saw Fixit working on the ground bridge.
"Hey, what're you doing to the ground bridge?" said Randy.
He then did some sniffing.
"More importantly why does it smell like there was a Lady and the Tramp reference out here?" said Randy.
"Which do you want to know first?" said Fixit.
"Hopefully the first one." said Randy.
Theresa and Spongebob came out.
"Or the second one." said Theresa.
"Well the ground bridge has been acting up lately and it wound up sending Grimlock to Tokyo." said Fixit.
In Tokyo; loads of Japanese people were running from Grimlock.
"I'm trying not to hurt anyone." said Grimlock.
"GODZILLA!" yelled a Japanese guy.
Back in America.
"So I'm trying to get this thing back to properly working condition." said Fixit.
Everyone fell anime style.
Randy went to the ground bridge.
"Out of my way." said Randy.
Fixit moved out of the way.
Randy started inspecting the generator.
"Something like this may take minutes for a human to figure out." said Fixit.
"The cables are reversed, the spark plug needs to be replaced, and it needs a complete overhaul." said Randy.
Fixit became shocked.
Spongebob pulled out a fifty dollar bill and gave it to Theresa.
Randy pulled out a tool box from his hoodie and did lots of work on the generator.
"And done." said Randy.
Theresa gave Spongebob his fifty dollar bill back.
Randy went to the main screen.
"Well, time to see if this bad boy will work." said Randy.
He did some typing on the screen and a portal appeared in the ground bridge.
Randy walked in front of the portal.
"Fifty dollars says he's willing to go into the portal." said Theresa.
She and Spongebob shook hands.
Randy grabbed one of Spongebob's hands and placed it on his shoulder.
"I need some good enough rope." said Randy.
Spongebob gave Theresa the fifty dollar bill.
Theresa went to her boyfriend and is worried.
"Randy are you sure you want to do this?" asked Theresa. "This could be dangerous."
Randy chuckled.
"Dangerous is my middle name." said Randy.
He started walking into the portal before eventually disappearing.
"Don't worry about him, he was exposed on the internet months ago." said Spongebob.
The generator started sparking up.
Everyone became shocked.
Fixit opened up the generator and became even more shocked.
"He fixed up the ground bridge incredibly to good." said Fixit.
Everyone is shocked by this.
The generator blew up and the portal disappeared.
Spongebob noticed that most of his arm is gone as well.
He removed the severed arm and a new one grew in it's place.
"How good did he fix it exactly?" said Spongebob.
"He converted it into an unstable space bridge." said Fixit.
Theresa became shocked.
"WHAT!?" yelled Theresa.
On Cybertron; Randy was looking all over the place.
"Hey, this isn't Italy." said Randy.
He then noticed that Spongebob's severed arm was still holding on to him and that the portal was gone.
He removed the hand in shock.
"Well, there goes my ticket home." said Randy.
He ate the arm.
