The next day by the Italy timezone; the entire hotel room was a complete mess; there was loads of pizza, pasta, and calzones on the furniture and the floors were covered with bottles of champagne and glasses.
Sonic was passed out on the balcony.
Sonic's phone started vibrating and he started twitching a bit.
"Five more minutes." said Sonic.
The vibrating continued.
Sonic groaned and started to stand up.
"Alright, I'm up. Jesus." said Sonic.
He opened up his eyes, pulled out his phone, and saw a bunch of unopened texts.
"Eh, I'll check them later." said Sonic.
He walked into the room and sat down on a couch.
"Must have been some crazy night." said Sonic.
He grabbed a calzone and started to eat it.
Ray exited the room without his chest.
"Good morning." said Ray.
"If only." said Sonic.
Ray entered a bathroom where a lion was lying down.
The limbless hero started taking a leak in the toilet and heard the lion growling.
He turned and saw the lion before continuing to urinate.
But he did a double take and became shocked upon seeing a lion in the bathroom.
He screamed and ran out of the bathroom.
Sonic turned to Ray.
"Dude, can't you take a hungover bathroom trip in peace without scaring me." said Sonic.
He walked towards the bathroom.
"Don't go in there, there's a lion in the bathroom." said Ray.
Sonic scoffed.
"Yeah right next you will say Blue Tiger is in there." said Sonic.
He groaned.
"Seriously, I'm pretty hungover right now so-"Sonic said as he was started walking into the bathroom and saw the lion roaring and became shocked before closing the door, "HOLY CRAP! There is a lion in the bathroom."
"Well, it's better then when we exorcised the ghost of G for constantly pissing us off." said Ray.
"What did we do last night?" said Sonic.
Ray pulled out his phone and checked the picture and photo memories.
He started watching a video and became shocked.
"You don't want to see this." said Ray.
He showed the video to Sonic and became shocked.
"What was I doing to that poor lion?" said Sonic.
"You were pleasing it." said Ray.
Sonic groaned.
"There goes my credibility." said Sonic.
Ray grabbed a phone and pulled out an Italian language book.
He spoke some Italian.
Sonic shook his head.
"You asked for a plumber to fix your behind." said Sonic.
"I'm asking for a maid to clean this pigsty up." said Ray.
Sonic took the phone and spoke Italian before hanging up the phone.
Ray became mad.
"You're making me look bad." said Ray.
"You don't need me to make you look bad." said Sonic.
"Damn right I don't." said Ray.
"Need I remind you that there's a Hangover reference in the bathroom?" said Sonic.
A lion roar came from the bathroom.
"Yeah I was hoping a Tiger." said Ray.
Sonic looked at his phone and looked at a to do list.
"Check out the Colosseum, eat loads of Italian food, and party all over the country." said Sonic.
Ray took the phone and did some work on it before giving it back to Sonic.
He saw that Ray added check out Venice Italy on the to do list.
The hedgehog became shocked.
"Go to Venice, the only place in Italy that's a bunch of islands connected by bridges?" said Sonic.
He pulled out a brown paper bag and started breathing into it.
Ray smacked Sonic on the back of the head and he stopped hyperventilating.
"Thanks, I needed that." said Sonic.
Ray nodded and the Lion came out and growled.
The two became shocked.
Sonic saw a raw steak and a fishing pole and grabbed both before attaching the steak to the hook and going to the balcony.
"Come here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. I've got some antelope for you." said Sonic.
The lion approached Sonic and leaped for the steak, but started falling off the building.
Sonic and Ray looked down.
"Should we be worried about this?" said Ray.
"Nah, cat's always land on their feet." said Sonic.
However the Lion landed on his face.
The two became shocked.
"It landed on it's face?" said Sonic.
"Dude, what kind of cat is he?" said Ray.
"No idea but let's hope another cat does not show up. That would be a crazy Cat Fight." said Sonic.
"Like that time with those two Sideswipe's?" said Ray.
Flashback
Bee and Silo's team of Autobots were looking at Steeljaw's pack.
"Well, looks like we've got the advantage this time." said Cliffjumper.
Loads of Vehicons appeared.
"Scrap." said Cliffjumper.
The Autobots turned to Cliffjumper.
"You just had to say it, didn't you?" said Sideswipe.
"Shut up Sideswipe." said Cliffjumper.
Suddenly; the G1 version of Sideswipe appeared next to the current Sideswipe.
"That's just cruel." said G1 Sideswipe.
Everyone became shocked.
"Wait a minute. Who're you?" said Sideswipe.
G1 Sideswipe turned to the current Sideswipe.
"I'm you from another timeline." said G1 Sideswipe.
"Dammit you are handsome." said Sideswipe.
G1 Sideswipe smiled.
"Same to you." He said as saw Windblade, "Who's the ugly girl?"
"HEY!" yelled Windblade.
"I'm dating her." said Sideswipe.
G1 Sideswipe became shocked.
"Well in that case I take back my statement." said G1 Sideswipe.
Everyone stared on in shock.
"We are sexy." said Sideswipe.
"We are sexy bots." said G1 Sideswipe.
"Am I the only one who's disturbed by what's going on?" said Windblade.
G1 Sideswipe is mad.
"Never mind her voice is ugly as well." said G1 Sideswipe and saw Strongarm and Grimlock, "You know these two as well?"
"The dino bot, happily. The pigger, not so much." said Sideswipe.
Strongarm became mad.
"DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!" yelled Strongarm.
Steeljaw finally had enough.
"Alright, this is ri-goddamn-diculous. KILL THEM ALL!" yelled Steeljaw.
G1 Sideswipe drew out a blaster and shot all the Vehicon's dead.
Sideswipe became shocked.
"You favor blasters?" said Sideswipe.
G1 Sideswipe turned to Sideswipe.
"Yes, you?" said G1 Sideswipe.
Sideswipe pulled out his Decepticon hunter and it turned into a sword.
"Swords." said Sideswipe.
End Cutaway Gag
Ray cringed.
"At least we took care of that problem." said Ray.
"Yeah. I already have enough problems with the Sideswipe we have, I can't deal with another one." said Sonic.
"Agreed." said Ray.
Sonic looked down the building.
"What I don't know is who owned that lion? Or more importantly what was it doing in Italy?" said Sonic.
In some huge mansion; some guy who looked like the Italian version of Mexifornia mob boss Barracuda was looking at some security footage.
He became mad.
"What am I going to do about this blue hedgehog who pleased by lion?" said the mobster.
"Kill him?" said one of his minions.
The mobster is mad.
"No, I want him brought to me and for him to explain why he was pleasing my lion, and then kill him. Where's my beheadsman?" said the mobster.
A loud stomping was heard before an Italian version of Barracuda's beheadsman entered the room.
"HI BOSS!" yelled the Italian Beheadsman.
He chopped one of the Minion's heads off and ate it.
The mobster became mad.
"What did say about eating the heads of my employees?" said the mobster.
The Italian Beheadsman became shocked.
"Sorry boss." said the Italian Beheadsman.
The mobster sighed.
"I want you to bring me the blue hedgehog who was giving his all to my lion last night." said the mobster, "Or my name isn't Lasagna."
All his minions laugh.
"And kill my mother for giving me the name." said Lasagna.