Back in Italy; Sonic and Ray were at the Colosseum.
"Now this is very nice." said Ray.
"You're telling me." said Sonic.
He started taking pictures of the whole thing.
"Oh yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Sure better then having to watch another Kuzco campaign for president and being at one of his rallies." said Sonic.
"That's like saying Kuzco doesn't condone violence. But lets see what's currently going on at one of his rallies." said Ray.
Cutaway Gag
At some type of rally, some young guy named Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove) was punching Beast Boy across the face five times.
"I'm voting for you." said Beast Boy.
Kuzco continued to punch Beast Boy across the face five more times before he was knocked out.
Kuzco turned to the audience and raised his hands in the air.
"I WIN!" shouted Kuzco.
Everyone just cheered.
End Cutaway Gag
"It's amazing how far supporters will go to defend other people's actions." said Sonic.
"Kuzco's practically Donald Trump." said Ray.
Sonic nodded.
"Amen." said Sonic.
Suddenly; the two were placed in potato sacks.
"Hey, what's going on here?" said Ray.
The two were thrown into a black van by two goons before the van drove off.
Later; they were in Lasagna's office and were removed from the sacks.
Sonic and Ray looked around the place confused on what's happened.
"Where are we?" asked Sonic.
"And who uses Potato Sacks these days to kidnap people?" asked Ray.
The two saw the chair in front of them turn around, revealing Lasagna.
"You two have caused me nothing but trouble yesterday." said Lasagna.
The two teens became shocked.
"Really, and who might you be?" said Sonic.
"The biggest mob boss in Italy: Lasagna." said Lasagna.
Sonic and Ray just stared at Lasagna before bursting out laughing.
Lasagna became confused.
"What's so funny?" said Lasagna.
"Your name." said Sonic, "What kind of idiot would name their own child after a type of food?"
"My mother." said Lasagna.
The two teens continued to laugh.
"WHAT WAS SHE A HIPPIE!?" asked Ray who was still laughing.
Lasagna groaned.
"She was a saint." said Lasagna.
"To name you after a great meal, yeah right." said Sonic.
The teens continued to laugh.
"My grandparents are Hippies" said the Mobster.
The teens stopped laughing but ended up bursting out laughing again.
"Beheadsman." said Lasagna.
The Italian Beheadsman entered the room.
"HI BOSS!" yelled the Beheadsman.
Sonic and Ray stopped laughing.
"Behead these two." said Lasagna.
"Yeah, I'm going to stop you there. That's not really a threat to me at all." said Ray.
The Beheadsman saw this and nodded.
"Funny creature has a point boss." said the Beheadsman.
Lasagna groaned.
"Very well then, Ice them." said Lasagna.
Suddenly; a trap door opened up; revealing lots of ice.
The teens became shocked.
"WHY'RE YOU DOING THIS TO US?!" yelled Sonic.
"Why did you kidnap my lion and make it seem like a bitch?" said Lasagna.
Sonic became shocked.
"That was your lion?" said Sonic.
"Yes it was." said Lasagna.
"Look, I can't remember that I did that or why I did that. Me and Ray were high off of roofies, and couldn't rember anything we did." said Sonic.
Lasagna did some thinking.
"So this was a Hangover reference the two of you had no idea you did." said Lasagna.
Sonic and Ray nodded.
"I saw that movie and that one guy got a Tattoo and one guy lost a finger." said The Beheadsman.
Sonic thought of something and turned to Lasagna.
"Do you like making long distance prank calls?" said Sonic.
Lasagna nodded.
Sonic grabbed a phone on the desk and dialed a number.
A split screen appeared and Quackerjack was on the other line.
"Dominator's evil lair, Quackerjack speaking." said Quackerjack.
Sonic smirked.
"Yeah, is there an Ivana Humpalot?" said Sonic.
Quackerjack became confused.
"Hold on." said Quackerjack.
He put the phone down.
"Is there an Ivana Humpalot here?" said Quackerjack.
No answer came from Quackerjack's line.
"HEY! IVANA HUMPALOT!" yelled Quackerjack.
Sonic started snickering.
Quackerjack groaned.
"Darn kids." said Quackerjack.
He hung up the phone and Sonic bursted out laughing.
Ray was laughing his head off, literally.
"Now that is how you make good prank calls." said Lasagna.
Ray grabbed the phone.
"I've got a good one." said Ray.
He dialed a number and put the phone to his ear.
A split screen appeared and Bane was on the other line.
"Nega Dragon's evil lair, Bane speaking." said Bane.
"Yeah, is your refrigerator running?" said Ray.
Ray started snickering.
Bane did some thinking.
"Yeah, it's running." said Bane.
"WELL YOU'D BETTER GO GET IT!" Ray yelled before slamming the phone down.
The split screen disappeared and Ray started laughing.
Lasagna laughed as well.
"You two are all right." said Lasagna.
"So does that mean you'll spare us?" said Sonic.
Lasagna smiled.
"Of course I will. Now I just want to know one thing before the two of you go." said Lasagna.
"Sure." said Ray.
"Do you play Final Fantasy and World of Warcraft?" said Lasagna.