Two days later at the mansion hanger; Sonic and Ray were showing a slideshow of their trip in Italy to Gwen, Janna, Globox, Randy who was out of his Cybertronian armor, Theresa, Spongebob, and Team Bee.
"Here we are at the Colosseum." said Sonic.
Ray flipped the slide, revealing a picture of Sonic and Ray on the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
"Here is a picture of us on top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa." said Sonic.
Gwen was impressed.
"Nice." said Gwen.
"Yeah, we saw all the sights." said Ray.
Fixit became confused.
"Doesn't the Leaning Tower of Pisa seem crooked to anyone?" said Fixit.
Sideswipe groaned.
"It's called a 'Leaning Tower' for a reason." said Sideswipe.
"Even I know that." said Grimlock.
Spongebob thought of something.
"Why is that tower always leaning?" said Spongebob.
He then did some thinking.
Cutaway Gag
Several years ago; some Italian artist was painting a straight up Tower of Pisa.
A bunch of kids kicked a soccer ball to the top of the tower, causing it to tip over and become the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
The artist became mad and tossed his paining on the ground.
"My beautiful painting." the artist said while stomping on the painting and crying.
He was so mad he kicked a poodle
End Cutaway Gag
"A soccer ball? Come on, that's stupid. There could have been a more reasonable solution." said Randy.
Cutaway Gag
Several years ago; the same Italian artist was painting a straight up Tower of Pisa.
A vampire bunny named Bunnicula saw the tower and snickered mischievously.
He then flew up to the top and kicked the tower's top, causing it to tip over and become the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
The artist became mad and tossed his paining on the ground.
"My beautiful painting." the artist said while stomping on the painting and crying.
He was so mad he kicked a poodle.
End Cutaway Gag
"A vampire bunny, seriously? What've you been smoking to come up with that theory?" said Sonic.
"Nothing." said Randy.
"Moving on." said Sonic.
Ray flipped the slide, revealing a picture of Sonic and Ray on a boat in Venice Italy.
In the picture; Sonic was holding onto Ray in fear.
"Here we are in Venice Italy." said Sonic.
"Why're you holding onto Ray like your life depends on it?" said Windblade.
"Sonic has a fear of water." said Gwen.
"I'm not afraid of water, and I'm definitely not afraid of snakes." said Sonic.
Janna grabbed a huge box and held it in front of Sonic.
The hedgehog opened it up, revealing lots of water and an Aquatic Cobra in it.
The snake hissed at Sonic.
Sonic screamed in fear before leaping onto Windblade's arm.
"Make the big, mean, scary woman go away." said Sonic.
Janna laughed.
"Classic." said Janna.
Ray flipped the slide, revealing Sonic, Ray, and Lasagna using phones to make long distance prank calls.
"Here we are making prank calls." said Ray.
"Who's the weird guy?" said Bee.
"Oh, just some mobster me and Sonic bonded with because of our love for prank calls, Final Fantasy, and the Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game World of Warcraft." said Ray.
Windblade scoffed.
"That's a terrible game. What kind of fool would play an MMORPG?" said Windblade.
Sideswipe who was currently operating a Cybertronian sized earth computer was playing World of Warcraft and stood up.
"YES, I'VE FINALLY DONE IT! After 5 days of playing, I finally got the twin swords of fire and ice." said Sideswipe.
Windblade groaned.
"I'd have thought before saying something like that." said Sonic.
"Besides, that alternate version of Sideswipe figured that out the hard way when he showed up here briefly." said Strongarm.
"Amen." said Windblade who was mad.
"At least he's back in his own timeline. One Sideswipe is bad enough, two Sideswipe's would be terrible." said Optimus.
"Agreed." everyone said.
Sideswipe placed his chin on Windblade's shoulder.
"Come on, you know you love me." said Sideswipe.
Windblade smiled.
"I know." said Windblade.
She grabbed Sideswipe's cheeks and held him close to her face.
"You're my little ol' red sports car." Windblade said cutely.
She then kissed Sideswipe.
Sideswipe chuckled while blushing.
"Yeah." said Sideswipe.
He was blushing so hard his body became reder then usual.
"If he get's any redder, he'll burn a hole in the ozone lair." said Randy.
Globox chuckled.
"I'd be surprised if he and Windblade managed to find a way to have children." said Globox.
Ray flipped the slide, revealing a picture of Sonic and Ray standing next to the Pink Panther diamond from the original Pink Panther movies.
"Here we are with the Pink Panther diamond." said Sonic.
The slides flipped, revealing the same picture, but Sonic and Ray were now standing next to the Pink Panther (Pink Panther cartoons).
"And here we are with the Pink Panther himself." said Sonic.
"Man that Panther is ugly." Globox said.
"Business has been slow since The Pink Panther 2." said Ray.
The theme to the Pink Panther on a violin was playing and everyone turned to Spongebob who was moving his fingers like he was playing a violin.
"What're you doing?" said Drift.
"Worlds smallest violin." said Spongebob.
"OH COME ON!" Shouted everyone.
"I could be the next Henry Mancini." said Spongebob.
The group saw the mail truck going by.
"Hang on a second." said Sonic.
He ran off and returned with lots of mail.
He saw a Playboy magazine.
"A Playboy magazine for Duncan. Forget it pal, there isn't any naked pictures anymore." said Sonic.
"Yet, Cat Fancy is still straight up pussy." said Ray.
"OH NO HE DIDN'T JUST MAKE A JOKE FROM SNL!" yelled Sonic.
Everyone laughed.
Sonic looked through the mail.
"Gas bill for Bugs, phone bill for Bugs, cable bill for Bugs." said Sonic, "Christ he's got a lot of bills to pay."
He then saw something shocking.
"A letter from the Toon City Zoo to Randy." Sonic said before turning to Randy, "When did you apply for a job at the zoo?"
Randy smiled.
"Several days ago." said Randy, "Can you read that, I'm a little nervous."
Sonic shook his head.
"Don't be, you were exposed on the internet months ago." said Sonic.
Randy smiled.
"Good point." He said.
He took the letter and opened it.
"Dear Randy; We regret to inform you that we gave all the zookeeper jobs to those former Malibu Fire station workers." Randy read.
Theresa groaned and gave Spongebob fifty dollars.
"But because of your promising resume and your idea to have prehistoric animals reanimated for the zoo, we're giving you the position of Head Zookeeper." said Randy.
Spongebob gave the fifty dollar bill to Theresa.
Theresa then tackled Randy and kissed him.
"I always knew you had it in you." said Theresa.
"Thanks Theresa but can you get off me?" asked Randy.
Theresa noticed that she was on top of Randy and got off.
"Sorry." said Theresa.
"We should celebrate." said Sonic.
Suddenly; a scooter with the Satam version of Sonic appeared and looked around the whole place.
"Dammit Rotor, your invention worked to well." said Satam Sonic.
The current Sonic became shocked.
"Wait a minute, who're you?" said Sonic.
Satam Sonic turned to Sonic.
"I'm you from another timeline." said Satam Sonic.
Sonic smiled.
"Dammit you're so handsome." said Sonic.
Satam Sonic chuckled.
"I was just thinking the same thing." said Satam Sonic.
The two Sonic's chuckled as everyone stared on in shock.
"We are sexy." said Sonic.
"We are sexy bitches, yeah." said Satam Sonic.
The two continued to chuckled.
"Well, this is stupid." said Sideswipe.
Strongarm turned to Sideswipe.
"Oh, so your find when an alternate version of you shows up, but it's stupid when an alternate version of Sonic shows up?" said Strongarm.
"What's next a alternate version of me?" asked Grimlock.
Soon RID 2001 Grimlock appeared.
"Yo." said 2001 Grimlock.
Grimlock became shocked.
"Wait a minute, who're you?" said Grimlock.
2001 Grimlock turned to Grimlock.
"I'm you from another timeline." said 2001 Grimlock.
Grimlock smiled.
"Dammit, you are handsome." said Grimlock.
2001 Grimlock smiled.
"I was thinking the same thing." said 2001 Grimlock.