HELLO YET AGAIN I AM IN A FANFIC MOOD FANFIC IS AN EMOTION YES IT IS AHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry... I got a bit carried away... Anyway, I have 4 chapters left including this one ;-; so... Yeah... Cri. Enjoy!

Gray's POV
"Ok, so... Now you know..."
Rin giggled a bit. "We all already knew, Gray. Juvia was the only one out of the loop."
"Ugh, whatever."
"Anyway, not EVERYONE knows yet. Jellal and Erza still aren't here. I wonder where they are..." Lucy muttered.
"They went on a job this morning to take their mind off of the disappearance of Rin. Little do they know that the job they took was ACTUALLY something to make up for the lack of romance in Hargeon. The job was to 'capture the gang that raided the Hargeon bakery'. Erza being Erza did NOT want to see her cakes all dissapear so she's taking a night shift there. While she's watching over the store, we're gonna lock Erza and Jellal in a cramped, dark room until something INTERESTING happens. This, however, is easier said than done as there are five floors. It's unlikely that they'll be in the same place, so we have to try and cause something suspicious on the forth floor so that they'll both run to check it out, when BOOM! We trap them."
"You've really thought this out haven't you, Mira." Levy commented after Mirajane finished blabbing about her plot to cannon Jerza or whatever it's called.
"Of course I have! It's my ship, after all. Now, let's all go to Hargeon!" She yelled.
~random timeskip brought to you by the explosion of innocent noses who deserved better~
Mirajane's POV
"Ok! So, is everything set up?"
"I asked my loyal minions."
"Aye sir!" They all shouted. Happy looked... Angry...
"We have twenty seven minutes left, so we should make sure the cake that we hid stays fresh," Levy told me, "unless they're early... Which they usually are! That means we have approximately two minutes left instead."
"Everyone! Places!" We all sprinted to our appointed places (Rin had placed us perfectly). A matter of seconds after I had reached the secret control room which was behind the regular control room's cupboard, I heard team Jerza enter floor four. Opperation Jerza had begun.
Gajeel's POV
Shrimp was stuck in the small room which was where the cake had been planted which was also where Erza and Jellal were gonna spend the night. Roughly twenty cameras were hidden inside the room which could pierce darkness as there were no light sources in the isolated room. The only escape was the vent which I was hiding in so I could get shrimp out after she finishes her job and so I can get her out of the room as well as sealing the edges of the vent behind her. I have to say, Rin is a really good tactician.
"I think it came from here! It also smells of... Cake?" Jellal.
"CAKE!? WHERE!?" Aaaaaand Erza...
Natsu's POV
After I set some stuff on fire and completely wrecked the place, Erza and Jellal came to check out what happened. Naturally, Erza was drawn to the smell of cake.
Then, a thought crossed my mind. For some reason, I've been able to understand more words lately... And use them to narrate my thoughts!
"That's because I wrote you that way and I hate the range of vocabulary that you think of being so small!"
"WHADDIDYA JUST CALL ME DISEMBODIED VOICE?"
"Let me explain. Just before a few seconds ago, did you know what disembodied meant?"
"Uh... No?"
"Exactly."
"Uhm... Who are you?"
"You know who Rin calls the author?"
"Yeah, why?"
"That's me!"
"Ooh! Cool!"
"Now, I should go before I destroy the plot! Anyway, I think you should check on Lucy. I made something happen and I think YOU should sort it out!"
"Aye, sir!"
Mirajane's POV
"Ack!"
"Oh my Mavis, Lucy! Are you all right."
"Uh... No?"
"Lucy!" Natsu cried while crashing into the control room behind the closet.
"Natsu! I... Uh... Well, my legs aren't working for some reason..."
"I know why! The author said something about a plot and me coming to help you."
"Wait, the AUTHOR!?"
"Does she ship you too?"
"Eh, who knows. Anyway, get on my back, Luce. We gotta go do my part of the plot." Omg OTPOTPOTPOTPOTP!
"Say cheese ya lovebirds!" I yelled while whipping out my camera.
"Chee-SAY WHAT!?"
Erza's POV
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!"
"Erza, you shouldn't eat that. It's probably a plot point."
"YOU'RE A PLOT POINT!"
"You're a you're!"
"That's a compelling argument..."
"YOU'RE A YOU'RE A YOU'RE!" A voice cried as the door was slammed shut. Did I care? No! I had cake. After a click of a lock, a dull clanking, a few fleet footsteps and a familiar, gruff voice saying something that I couldn't hear, everything was dark and silent.
"Erza! Are you ok?"
"OYM FOYN!" I replied in between mouthfuls.
"Good. I can't see anything though. You should probably stop eating that cake," NO, "for that may be our only source of who knows how long. We should ration it!"
"Uh, problem... I may or may not've ate it all already..."
"Erza!"
Mirajane's POV
It had been one and a half hours and all that they've done is argue about cake. Despite how things are looking, I have a dealing that a cheesy movie scene thing'll happen after this argument... My ship senses are tingling!
Lucy's POV
"Uh, Mira? A little help here?" Everyone apart from Mira (who was staring intently at the monitor), Rin and me had fallen asleep. Including Natsu. Who had fallen asleep. On me. "You know how I can't move my legs?" I asked Mira, "I can't escape his grip because of that. Can you help?"
"No!"
"But MirAaaAaAAAaaaA!"
"Too busy. Ask someone else."
"Fine! Uh, Rin? Can you give me a hand here?" I asked Rin who was casually slumped on a spinny chair.
"Sure, I can TRY, but dragonslayers can be quite... possessive..."
"Whatever! Just give me a hand, will ya?" Rin stood up. She walked over to where Matsu had collapsed on me and was currently hugging my useless legs. She pulled. She pulled harder. She pulled even harder.
"What did I tell you? They are rather possessive, no?" While Rin had been tugging on my arms, Natsu's grip had tightened immensely.
"Heh. Wpcute. Creepy though it is, it's still cute." I muttered to myself.
"What was that? Rin asked snidely.
"N-nothing!"
Rin's POV
While Lucy had turned away, Natsu opened both eyes. He winked once and then closed them again firmly.
Erza's POV
"But cake is important! Why can't you understand that?"
"I'm not saying that cake isn't important, I'm just saying that some things must be prioritised OVER cake!"
"Ew, no! Cake is LIFE!"
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SAID THAT TODAY?"
"Seventy two to be exact!"
"RHETORICAL. QUESTION."
Gray's POV
I was awoken to shrieking about cake. Ew. Day time. No thank you.
Jellal's POV
"Argh! Why do you have to be so difficult?" I yelled at her. "Why can't you understand that there are somethings more important than cake?"
"Well, acting happens to be pretty important too!"
"Well, at least it's not cake... That's an improvement I gue-"
"CAKE!? WHERE!?"
"UUUUUUUUUGH! STOP YELLING ABOUT CAKE! YOU COULDNRAISE THE DEAD WITH YOU BEING THAT LOUD!"
"WANNA YEST THAT THEORY?"
"NO! SHUT UP!"
"MAKE ME!"
So I did.
Erza's POV
It was all in one swift movement. In a second, he had grabbed my waist with one hand, taken my chin with his other, drew me closer, and had given me my first kiss.
I don't know how to describe it. It was kinda... Magical.
It was... Gentle yet it was set in stone.
Who knew that Mira's plan would work so well?
I didn't see it coming. I don't think Jellal did either. Maybe, just maybe...
"I-I think I just discovered something more important than cake," I began as Jellal gave me an inquisitive look, "you."
Lucy's POV
"MMMMOHMYMAVIS!" Mira, Rin and I cried in unison which awoke Levy.
"Oops! Sorry Levy..." She didn't appear to care about being awoken. Quite the opposite actually.
Levy's POV
"AWMYMAVISYAYOTPCANNON!"
We're all ship demons now!
Erza's POV
For some reason, I could hear distant FANGIRLS screams...
Mirajane's POV
Three down, two to go!

Hi! Half way through writing this chapter, I realised I hadn't seen sunlight in 48 hours and went to do something. After that, I made some pancakes and then spent, like, five hours watching trashy undertale videos then realised it was 1 am and that I really needed to carry on with this chapter so if it's full of typos, that's because I can barely open my eyes. I wrote this part before I finished the chapter so I can apologise in advance if I fall asleep halfway through typing and publish some random stuff before the chapter is over.
Hi! I finished it! Yay! And now I'm exhausted... And I have a headache... And my eyes are kinda blurry... The things I do for you! Anyway, again, I hope you enjoyed this JERZA CHAPTER!