I do not own Fire Emblem, but I own the OC.

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Understand that this was born from the game file I have, and I had no reason to not write it. The references are real, man.


If there was something that I enjoyed, there would be three things:

1. Breaks from the normal shenanigans that come with this army.

2. Chocolate because it's chocolate.

3. Hot springs. That alone should suffice because hot springs don't come up cheaply, and damn, do I love our hot spring.

"This is great," Corrin sighed happily. "How are you holding up, Sara?"

"I'm good, so good that I might actually melt into a pile of blissful goo," I sank further into the warm water. "Although, I hope that my hair won't get too wet after this."

"You look nice with it down."

"It may look nice on the surface, but it's, more or less, a pain in the ass," I twirled the long ebony hair around my fingers before letting it fall. "In reality, my hair gets caught in-between the smallest nooks and crannies of every piece of furniture you can think of. It hurts, especially if you try doing it with one arm holding your entire body while the other is trying to unravel the hair."

"...do you think you can give me some tips?"

"Sure. Anything for a fello- OOHH! WHAT THE-?! Can you knock first?!"

"I'm sorry! I'll leave- OW! DID YOU JUST CHUCK A SOAP DISH AT ME?! OW!"

"GET THE FRICKING HECK OUT NOW!"