Summery: Keiko eats things other people just shouldn't.

character(s): Kuwabara, & Yusuke.

"My asss...myyyyy aassssss!"

"Your own fault man."

"How could you do this to me?"

"I didn't do this to you! Keiko did this to you!"

"Ughhhh...why did I eat that?"

"I told you NOT to man!"

"Uhhhhhggggg Urameshiiiii...my ass hurts soooo much!"

"Your own fault dude!"

"But Keiko looked so happy!"

"She's always happy! Don't ever eat Thai food with her. She's a freak of nature! She could eat a ghost chili pepper, while rubbing a Carolina Reaper in her eyes, and still be smiling and happy! She's a freak man!"

"Uggghhh there's a demon in my asshole!"

"Nah man, there's no demon in your asshole."

"Uggghhh Demon hell shit spawnnnn."

Yusuke finally collapsed on his side, laughing hard as tears streamed down his face. Currently, Yusuke was sitting outside Kuwabara's bathroom, leaning up against the door as Kuwabara apparently was having the worst shit of his life.

Yesterday, Kuwabara had gone out with Keiko and tried a recommended Thai dish. Yusuke had tried to warn him that Keiko was a freak of nature-but Kuwabara didn't listen. Kuwabara was only all too willing to try Keiko's favorite dish, "The Sweating Curry." Yusuke had another name for the curry :

The-bleed-out-your-asshole-for-six-days-nightmare-dish.

"How can someone as cute as Keiko do this to me?"

"Because she doesn't think she's a freak."

"Urameshi...I think i'm bleeding. Are you my best friend?"

"...Yeah..."

"Dude. Check my asshole-dude. Dude, Please."

"WHAT? HELL NO!"

"PLEASE! What if I'm dying!"

"YOU ARE NOT DYING! And I'm not checking your asshole!"

"But Uramesshiiiiiiii...we're best friends!"

"No man! No! We're not those type of best friends!"

"Yesss we areee. I'd look at your asshole."

"Then you have an attraction to men man."

"Urameshi-"

"Look, I'm not judging you. You can be gay if you want. Doesn't bother me. But if you're willing to look at my asshole-you're gay."

"Urameshiiiiii come on. You'd look at my asshole if it was serious!"

"There is nothing in this world that would make me look at your asshole Kuwabara."

"...What if a demon injured my butt."

"...I'd make Kurama do it."

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Oh God! There's more! Uggggghhhhh poop-magedden."

"Hang on I'm calling Keiko. She needs to be a part of this."

"Good! This is her fault i'm suffering! Make her come and hold my hand as my ass gives birth to the next demon enemy bent on destroying the world!"

Yusuke made the call.

Keiko absolutely refused to come over.

End